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[rando14]

Yesterday ensures that even if I swear off watching football games live forever, I will root against the seahawks until I die or the franchise moves to Oklahoma city.

I'm sorry to hear that my friend, but I understand!! I hope a day will come again when you won't hate us anymore and we can chill together and watch the game and have a good time!! Beer's on me!!

 

[Greg]

don't listen to him, Elfforkusu - he'll poison it just as you're about to take your last sip

 

[Elfforkusu]

I'm sorry to hear that my friend, but I understand!! I hope a day will come again when you won't hate us anymore and we can chill together and watch the game and have a good time!! Beer's on me!!

I believe that day is described in the Book of Revelation.

 

[JABEE]

Thanks, but this is actually a signup sheet

I'm sorry about that!

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

I wonder if green bay wins that game at home

That game is in Green Bay and the Packers get stomped in a rout. Pack sucks at home in the playoffs now.

 

[Bread]

my 7 or 8 year old ipod classic just croaked

40 gigs of music gone

this is a bad sign

 

[rando14]

don't listen to him, Elfforkusu - he'll poison it just as you're about to take your last sip

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Trouble in paradise? Hmmm

 

[ActStriker]

Oh! My bad for poisoning the well.

My fellow pats fan!

I'm sorry about that!

Don't worry about it, I can use it

I'll post again though

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Why the Patriots will lose SBXLIX:
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[Greg]

 

[Grover Cleveland]

I have it on good authority that this is how Olivia smiled when she ripped Rodgers' calf in two with her blood-sucking succubus hands

 

[JABEE]

Will Olivia still love Aaron now that he lost?

 

[cdyhybrid]

I'd let Olivia rip my calf in two.

 

[Elfforkusu]

Will Olivia still love Aaron now that he lost?

Hopefully not. bionic's hot QB girlfriend/wife theory is basically confirmed as scientific fact after yesterday.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

my 7 or 8 year old ipod classic just croaked

40 gigs of music gone

this is a bad sign

Probably should have had the foresight to back that bitch up.

 

[Greg]

Will Olivia still love Aaron now that he lost?

let that harlot sink her fangs elsewhere

 

[JABEE]

Hopefully not. bionic's hot QB girlfriend/wife theory is basically confirmed as scientific fact after yesterday.

Women Weaken Legs!

 

[Bread]

Probably should have had the foresight to back that bitch up.

my macbook has probably half of the music but it's not working either

 

[cdyhybrid]

I have never owned an iPod that lasted longer than year.

I no longer own an iPod.

 

[CrocMother]

Guys I need some advice.

If I am at a SB party and we get a total repeat of last year where the Seahawks are dominating and it is just one bad play followed by another from Tay what I do ahout the inevitable monster boner?

Baggy jeans? Bring a blanket? Bathroom break? Or just let it ride and enjoy the good times?

Tuck into the belt

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Hopefully not. bionic's hot QB girlfriend/wife theory is basically confirmed as scientific fact after yesterday.

It actually confirmed a new, previously unexplored facet of the theory.

The Aaron Rodgers Corollary

No QB dating or married to a hot woman can succeed in the NFL, even if she is just a beard

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

my macbook has probably half of the music but it's not working either

Welp

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Bread, call up the homie Dutch and have him get you that good Apple stuff.

Of course, exchange rates and shipping are a bitch, but yall can work something out, I'm sure!

 

[JABEE]

Russell Wilson is single, right? We need him to win.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Russell Wilson is single, right? We need him to win.

As far as I know.

I heard a rumor on the street that he was messing with some Instagram chick named Snow Phat (not super NSFW but probably better off not looking it up at work).

 

[WesternHeretic]

Did any of you listen to First Take today? I have never actually listened to a full first take, but I left the pod on and wow Skip hates Luck. I must have miss the boat on this, but dude straight up shittin on Luck.

 

[RBH]

Exclusive video footage of Gata buying Patriots merchandise today:



http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/w...ity-to-buy-patriots-afc-1680512666/+bubbaprog

 

[jbug617]

I want the Super Bowl to happen tomorrow. Don't think I can last the 2 weeks till the game. I can't deal with talk already.

 

[WesternHeretic]

I want the Super Bowl to happen tomorrow. Don't think I can last the 2 weeks till the game. I can't deal with talk already.

So does everyone else in Seattle and Boston.

My 3rd generation Ipod is still going..... What generation is it on now?

 

[Bread]

Welp

It's a sad day, I downloaded some of that music nearly 15 years ago.

I have never owned an iPod that lasted longer than year.

I no longer own an iPod.

Huh. This thing was basically indestructible for me until now. Too bad they stopped making the Classics, hell of a product.

 

[Quotient]

Why the Patriots will win SBXLIX:
1. Gronkowski matches up well against the Seahawks' nickel corner and line backers.
2. The Patriots run game has been excellent down the stretch. Blount is punishing to a defensive line that struggled to bottle up Eddie Lacy.
3. Bill Belichick is smart and sneaky. He will have some tricks that could make a difference.

Why the Patriots will lose SBXLIX:
1. The Patriots haven't faced a secondary as good as the Seahawks this season.
2. Tom Brady can be frazzled in big games.
3. The Patriots have to face a serious running game.

Why the Seahawks will win SBXLIX:
1. The Seahawks have the best defense in the league, and shut the best offense down last week.
2. Marshawn Lynch is an absolute monster in the run game.
3. Pete Carroll is the only other coach that comes close to Bilichick's cheating and whining ways.

Why the Seahawks will lose SBXLIX:
1. Russell Wilson will have a difficult time winning if they fall behind early against New England's explosive offense.
2. The Seahawks' two best players are injured. Earl Thomas has a separated shoulder and Richard Sherman is nursing a sprained elbow.
3. Seattle's receivers won't get open on New England's vaunted secondary.

Pretty good write up.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

As far as I know.

I heard a rumor on the street that he was messing with some Instagram chick named Snow Phat (not super NSFW but probably better off not looking it up at work).

no titties and a bean bag ass. no thanks! sharp knees etc

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Exclusive video footage of Gata buying Patriots merchandise today:



http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/w...ity-to-buy-patriots-afc-1680512666/+bubbaprog

That creature needs to go back to its place of business and nevah be seen again.

That's some soul-scarring shit

 

[WesternHeretic]

no titties and a bean bag ass. no thanks! sharp knees etc

Russell has too much class for that! Or he really is trying to go black.

 

[jbug617]

I want to bite her thighs

 

[WesternHeretic]

You're either team Captain America or your're team Star Lord.


https://vine.co/v/OjTLvel6wTV

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

 

[jbug617]

So the Colts informed the Refs and the NFL after the Jackson INT.
http://www.newsday.com/sports/footb...ll-probe-after-afc-championship-win-1.9821346

According to a person familiar with the background of the matter, the Colts first noticed something unusual after an interception by Colts linebacker D’Qwell Jackson in the second quarter. Jackson gave the ball to a member of the Colts' equipment staff, who noticed the ball seemed underinflated and then notified coach Chuck Pagano.

General manager Ryan Grigson was notified in the press box, and he contacted Mike Kensil, NFL director of football operations. Kensil then told the on-field officials at halftime, when the Patriots led 17-7. The Patriots erupted for 21 points in the third quarter, although it is not known if any of the balls were improperly inflated after halftime.

Asked Monday about the balls, Pagano said: “Did not notice, and that’s something for the league to handle. It’s not my place to comment on it.”

The Colts did not notice any irregularities with the game-day footballs when the teams played in Indianapolis in November.

The Refs change the ball to begin the 3rd quarter.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Nah Russ wouldn't get involved with an IG thot. That's beneath him.

 

[Bread]

You're either team Captain America or your're team Star Lord.


https://vine.co/v/OjTLvel6wTV

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

chris evans is my boy

starlord aint shit

 

[WesternHeretic]

Nah Russ wouldn't get involved with an IG thot. That's beneath him.

You know 80% of this thread don't know what thot is right? Actually maybe 90%. I'm going to go with you, myself, and maybe Rell.

 

[cdyhybrid]

I know what a thot is!

 

[WesternHeretic]

I know what a thot is!

Dutch is the biggest thot!

 

[jbug617]

Remember they said Russell was sleeping with Fauria's GF.

You know 80% of this thread don't know what thot is right? Actually maybe 90%. I'm going to go with you, myself, and maybe Rell.

why you got to disrespect me.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

You know 80% of this thread don't know what thot is right? Actually maybe 90%. I'm going to go with you, myself, and maybe Rell.

That's intentional.

I want to see Mech and ez have that magical moment of discovery. Like that time when they found out what thirst meant.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

So the Colts informed the Refs and the NFL after the Jackson INT.
http://www.newsday.com/sports/footb...ll-probe-after-afc-championship-win-1.9821346


The Refs change the ball to begin the 3rd quarter.

maybe the colts should've left the balls deflated.

i asked earlier during the madden stream but no one knew. what would be the competitive advantage for the pats to deflate the balls? not being a smart ass about it, i honestly don't know what you would gain

 

[cdyhybrid]

maybe the colts should've left the balls deflated.

i asked earlier during the madden stream but no one knew. what would be the competitive advantage for the pats to deflate the balls? not being a smart ass about it, i honestly don't know what you would gain

It's easier to throw and catch a deflated ball.

 

[jbug617]

Gronk tweet

maybe the colts should've left the balls deflated.

i asked earlier during the madden stream but no one knew. what would be the competitive advantage for the pats to deflate the balls? not being a smart ass about it, i honestly don't know what you would gain

better grip on the ball.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

It's easier to throw and catch a deflated ball.

but don't both teams use the same balls? how would this be an exclusive advantage for the patriots?

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

You're either team Captain America or your're team Star Lord.


https://vine.co/v/OjTLvel6wTV

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

Burt Macklin 4 lyfe

Also, from that QBR curve page:

Perfect.

 

[JABEE]

but don't both teams use the same balls? how would this be an exclusive advantage for the patriots?

I think the Pats control the balls when they're at home. They just have to check them in before the game.

D'Qwell Jackson noticed their balls felt different when he intercepted a ball in the 2nd Quarter.