ITT, let's judge others by their avatars

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just wondering gaf, how would you judge me if this was my avatar?

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I'd laugh and say you had a very interesting sense of humor... I guess.
 
Go ahead.

I'm expecting "Another anime avatar, the user must be just like everyone else with anime avatars."
 

You like anime, most for its artsy stories that would be too embarrassing or difficult for real actors to act. This makes you possibly an introvert as a child, creative but tend to procrastinate far too much.

You wait for your feet to grow wings, but you are happy and content even though you know they might not. This makes you a kind person and you rarely get angry with others, only in a few examples where you witness them hurting others.
 
You like anime, most for its artsy stories that would be too embarrassing or difficult for real actors to act. This makes you possibly an introvert as a child, creative but tend to procrastinate far too much.

You wait for your feet to grow wings, but you are happy and content even though you know they might not. This makes you a kind person and you rarely get angry with others, only in a few examples where you witness them hurting others.

Spot on, Professor.

You yourself have a thing for the younger ladies, don't you?
 
Spot on, Professor.

You yourself have a thing for the younger ladies, don't you?

Close, I've always wanted to be a father even as child, but I actually have a thing for potential mothers so atm older ladies.

hahahahhahahaha your email tag gave me a good laugh.
 
good.

dark mobile sux

GO SEE A DOCTOR

Possibly you are a hacker or you are good at finder other people's secrets. You are progressively liberal but hypocritically you have done some things you would rather no one find out. This however makes you not really like people unless you really get to know the because you know no one can be trusted.
 
Go ahead.

I'm expecting "Another anime avatar, the user must be just like everyone else with anime avatars."

Another anime avatar, Ayumi must be just like everyone else with anime avatars.

;). I like your avatar, always seems to fit o:
 
Or a very strange male and
Marle <3

I have been waiting to do this.

You are a romantic by heart and you really wish you had a good friend that really understand you to do almost everything in the world with. You understand that it would have to be a member of the opposite sex for you, as you figure love can be the glue that keeps two friends together for all eternity.

You probably spend your whole life fantasising about this and you see the best in other people as you try your best to believe they will be the friend you long for.
 
Another anime avatar, Ayumi must be just like everyone else with anime avatars.

;). I like your avatar, always seems to fit o:

I can only assume that your avatar is from some sort of deranged japanese monkey porn that you furiously masturbate to religiously.
 
I'll go ahead and judge my own.

Too desperate trying to catch up on real life responsibilities to change my avatar over a month past Christmas.
 
I'll go ahead and judge my own.

Too desperate trying to catch up on real life responsibilities to change my avatar over a month past Christmas.

You love children but are very scared of being near them. Sort of a glass house. Break the glass you can do it.
 
I have been waiting to do this.

You are a romantic by heart and you really wish you had a good friend that really understand you to do almost everything in the world with. You understand that it would have to be a member of the opposite sex for you, as you figure love can be the glue that keeps two friends together for all eternity.

You probably spend your whole life fantasising about this and you see the best in other people as you try your best to believe they will be the friend you long for.

This is strikingly accurate.



P.S.
You create girls in a lab >.>
<3
 
This is strikingly accurate.



P.S.
You create girls in a lab >.>
<3

You dress to impress, and yet the one person you are trying to impress the most is always dissatisfied.
you
 
This is strikingly accurate.



P.S.
You create girls in a lab >.>
<3

It's not really hard when you consider we all, even as individuals, have the same potential hopes and dreams. Just that we can try and find evidence that some parts of life we see ourselves are just more important to others. Those who cannot be our friends are just into the things we are really not.

The furthest we can go but still emphasise is how we learn to be stronger and open up our lives to become a bigger whole. I like to think that this is almost endless, as it isn't a case of how good or how bad someone is, but we don't live long enough to be able to become complete. Knowing that, we don't strive to be the absolute best, but try either accept how far we think we can go or how far we have become. But when we find a true friend, it no longer matters.

<3 huggles
 
I can only assume that your avatar is from some sort of deranged japanese monkey porn that you furiously masturbate to religiously.

Close call :OO

I assume you wanted to be a pilot at one moment in your life but somehow went other route and now you regret not pushing the pilot route while you are selling tacos at a chinese cabaret.
Am I right? ;)
 
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You've always wanted a miniature Swiss Army knife key-chain to keep in your front dress-shirt pocket. Whenever you glance down at the sidewalk, your friends notice that you tug your jeans up so that your crotch bulges ever so slightly.

You shotgun bottles of Pepto Bismol in secret and always lick the last drops off the jagged plastic edges with your bare pink tongue. Your heart flutters at the 'pleasure' of oral discomfort as the sharp hazard that is both your creation, destruction and salvation serves only you, and you alone.


You enjoy guacamole warmed by the rays of the Sun, but not by artificial means. If a man were to offer you chunky guacamole, your mind would immediately focus on the quality and expense of his footwear.

Lemon juice inhibits your sense of smell. You enjoy the fleeting odour of cinnamon on an October afternoon as you return home and pass by a bakery.



You fuck shit up. You fuck shit up.


A total pervasive desire to become immortal instantaneously strikes you whenever you drive by a condominium complex.


Growing up, you never understood the difference between a portfolio and a parasol.


You are descended from old money royalty, but you will never discover the truth behind your heritage.

Whenever your bare feet touch wooly carpet, you like to imagine that the Earth below you is your pair of socks.


While idle at home, you like tucking your hands between your underwear and your waist, as a habit. You love revolving your fingers around and fondling the pimples and imperfections on the skin of your waist, constantly brushing the boundary between civility and lawlessness.

You are as a slinger resting his dusty leathers on his sidearms is to his fawning escort: unnervingly half-drawn for a self-fulfilling prophecy.


You inherently fear being socially rejected by children.


To you, a woman's breasts are two entities separate from the self of the host female, each with a life of their own. You wonder what each of their daily routines are like; which side of the bed they each prefer to get up from, which one's allergic to peanuts, what their favourite colours are-

When you were younger, your understanding of human adult biological features was that breasts were arms that never fully developed into the four that adult women were supposed to possess, just as adult men were supposed to possess three legs but somehow didn't. You accepted this worldwide growth-stunting phenomenon as evidence of the continuing evolution of the human race towards more streamlined forms better able to fit in spacesuits for the eventual mass departure from Earth; all driven by our inherent hive subconsciousness, all these mutations eventually culminating into the ideal forms of Homo cosmos that was our species' manifest destiny.


Long ago, you refrained from applying moisturising lotion to both of your feet; instead, you only applied lotion to one of them.

You watched as, over the ensuing days, the lotionless foot hardened and cracked while the lotioned foot stayed supple and warm. You allowed your fingernails to grow out so you could peel the calluses apart with your bare hands.


You like to scratch and sniff.


You like to sprinkle extra sugar on caramel-based desserts to spite your liver.


Oompa loompa doopadee milk,
Pupils of butterflies, skin of silk,
Oompa loompa doopee butter,
Unravel a cocoon, all for her!

Screens last longer than the smiles,
Especially when you've snapped 'em for a while.
Consider the initials of this verse,
Keeping your eye on what he ceases as: first!
Smiles are fleeting and suggestive!

Oompa loompa doopadee Cream,
Iced yet unfrozen in a scream dream!
Can you really trust advice from
Senpai oompa loompa doopee "~mm, yum &#10084;"?



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