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[Foxhound286]

Okay, hypothetical question, if you were forced to have intercourse with either a mermaid or a reverse mermaid, which would you choose? For those who don't know, a mermaid is a creature with the body of woman, but the legs of a fish, while a reverse mermaid has the legs of a woman with the head of a fish. For me, i'd go with a regular mermaid. I just wouldn't be able to deal with the guppy head, even with a bag over it.

 

[strafer]

reverse...I bet they can suck like a fish

 

[Courage]

Mermaid of course.

edit: wait legs of a fish? wat?

 

[John Kowalski]

Whose law is this?

Goddamnit are the terrorist at it again?

 

[Mik2121]

How do you plan on actually have intercourse with the fish part?

 

[Orbis Tabula]

The terrorists law sure has changed over the years.

Besides, don't fish not even have sex? Like, the female lays eggs and the male swims by and fertilizes them? So if that's all sex with a mermaid is, then yeah, I guess that's doable.

 

[esms]

Fuck it, why not?

 

[Anon67]

painkilleralready,eh?

No comment...

 

[Trouble]

 

[Log4Girlz]

I do not negotiate with terrorists.

 

[rude]

mermaid. fish vag probably feels really good; gonna need some wasabi if she wants me to eat her out tho

 

[Ferrio]

 

[AMUSIX]

Mermaid....kisses, boobs and BJs > fish head

 

[Rock And Roll]

I don't understand why anyone would say reverse mermaid. I mean, if you've never entered a vagina before I guess you could go for that one. It's all about trying new things, right?

 

[Reverend Funk]

Wouldn't intercourse with a regular mermaid just be cummin over some eggs she spits out or do I not understand how fish bang. Also does oral count?

 

[m_shortpants]

Mermaid of course.

edit: wait legs of a fish? wat?

A regular mermaid would be Ariel from The Little Mermaid. A reverse mermaid is the opposite, basically a fish head with human legs...

I choose regular.

 

[Frecklestein]

Why not both

 

[VisceralBowl]

painkilleralready,eh?

No comment...

 

[jack_package_200]

Top half female she has a beautiful human face with a mouth to talk from

 

[rtcn63]

I saw a documentary on this

 

[aGuyInaBearSuit]

Mermaid, but I wouldn't be happy about it.

The creepy fish eyes and gasping would be too much to look past for the reverse.

 

[super-heated plasma]

Depends. Can the mermaid end up with legs on dry land like in Splash?

 

[Frost_Ace]

GAF is on fire this evening.

 

[ultimax]

 

[wildfire]

Mermaid. No contest.

 

[Snaku]

http://kirkisunbeatable.ytmnd.com/

 

[mariachi507]

I'd tap that mermaid like Tom Hanks.

 

[Ultimate_Trainer]

Regular mermaid. Reverse would be too creepy.

 

[RecursiveFault]

If regular all you have to comfort you are staring at the beautiful girl while you do it.

If reverse, your best bet is close your eyes and imagine.

 

[Razgriz-Specter]

Mermaid.

 

[DrGonzo615]

Ah GAF....where else can you discuss the worlds current events and fucking different kinds of fish people on the same board!?

 

[Orbis Tabula]

If we're adding the "stuck on a desert island" component, definitely the mermaid. I mean, there's no guarantee she'd be interested in me anyway, and even if she were, I'm certainly not gonna be having sex 24/7. Having a human (appearing) being to talk to is way more important.

 

[braves01]

Would the one with fish legs need to live in an aquarium? Obviously the fish head one would. I just don't know if could deal with the upkeep an aquarium that size would require.

 

[Sami+]

yeah this is a pretty easy decision I think

Spoiler

then again I am an ass man

 

[SmithnCo]

Reverse dolphinmaid

 

[Slammin_Hammon]

Reverse Mermaid sounds like either a alt rock band or a sex position. Normal mermaid is the way to go. The fish head is a big turnoff.

 

[Blobbers]

Mermiad, so afterwards while we cuddle she could tell me all about de life down below.

 

[Mailbox]

Mermaid. I think the fish face and fish eye would creep me out too much to the point of making me soft when the time came.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

http://kirkisunbeatable.ytmnd.com/

Now this is...incredible.

 

[Ferrio]

If we're adding the "stuck on a desert island" component, definitely the mermaid. I mean, there's no guarantee she'd be interested in me anyway, and even if she were, I'm certainly not gonna be having sex 24/7. Having a human (appearing) being to talk to is way more important.

Mermiad, so afterwards while we cuddle she could tell me all about de life down below.

Mermaid only knows fish language.

 

[M0nochromatic]

Regular mermaid.

 

[chaobreaker]

Intercourse with a half fish/half human?

 

[ThatGuyAgain]

The illustration males the decison pretty easy. A

 

[Barrylocke]

The first thing that came to mind was this unfunny Family Guy clip.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

Mermaid only knows fish language.

She can learn English. I can learn Fish...ish.

 

[Naked Snake]

Whose law is this?

Goddamnit are the terrorist at it again?

Furrys law

 

[Phobophile]

Depends on if she's a bore. And just because she has a fish face don't mean she'll be into me.

 

[Red Liquorice]

Has no one really posted this yet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc20oTkd1S4

 

[nasax]

Reverse mermaid-style

Could I at least communicate with the fish head?

 

[Mathaou]

Regular. I would rather hear human noises than whatever the hell a fish having sex sounds like.