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[3N16MA]

I bet it smells like fish.

 

[SenorArdilla]

yeah this is a pretty easy decision I think

Spoiler

then again I am an ass man

Plenty of ass here.

 

[Rentahamster]

Regular mermaid, please. Handies and blow jobs are still pretty good. Plus I'll have someone to talk to. And I can ride her. I doubt the reverse mermaid swims very well.

Finally, a use for my inflatable cowboy hat.

 

[FUME5]

Can't I just get head off the mermaid? The old 68 I owe you one?

 

[Ferrio]

Intercourse with a half fish/half human?

So is the thing on the back of the zora's head their real eye? And the stuff up front is fake much like Q-Bee?

 

[RecursiveFault]

Can't I just get head off the mermaid? The old 68 I owe you one?

That would make the choice easy.

 

[Namikaze1]

Mermaid.

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

Thread reminds me of that old OP ep.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

I was wondering where the kinda strange part of GAF went. Mermaid, I guess.

Here's a question for GirlGAF/BiGAF/GayGAF to accompany yours, OP. Merman or Reverse Merman?

 

[injurai]

Plenty of ass here.

entirely depends of the fish part is just in the legs or over takes the hips and lower abdominal as well... important questions if I'm stranded on a tropical desert island

 

[studyguy]

I'd have to say yes.

 

[TwEE-N-Toast]

Both sound like a good time. Better then the unholy offspring that comes from the pairing of a mermaid and a reverse mermaid.

 

[Foxhound286]

Reverse mermaid-style

Could I at least communicate with the fish head?

Nope, all it does is gurgle and gasp for air.

 

[Dylan]

I wouldn't just shag her for the halibut.

 

[TheGreatDirector]

 

[nasax]

Nope, all it does is gurgle and gasp for air.

That's all I really need anyway. Where's the drawbacks?

 

[injurai]

Nope, all it does is gurgle and gasp for air.

so it can't give consent... uh oh gaf

 

[Barrylocke]

I was wondering where the kinda strange part of GAF went. Mermaid, I guess.

Here's a question for GirlGAF/BiGAF/GayGAF to accompany yours, OP. Merman or Reverse Merman?

Merman for the same reason GuyGAF/BiGAF/LesGAF would want a Mermaid.

 

[firehawk12]

This thread is based on that Red Dwarf joke, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc20oTkd1S4

 

[Extra Sauce]

I might let a mermaid blow me after a few drinks, but I would not let a reverse mermaid fuck me after all the drinks in the world.

 

[jack_package_200]

Good grief

 

[Log4Girlz]

The reverse mermaid can't consent by the way.

 

[Ferrio]

The reverse mermaid can't consent by the way.

So the natural GOP pick?

 

[braves01]

so it can't give consent... uh oh gaf

blub blub means no

 

[FUME5]

That would make the choice easy.

so it can't give consent... uh oh gaf

Head from the mermaid with promises to return the favour it is.

.

Like you haven't penned fanfic 1000x stranger.

 

[todd360]

Mermaid.

*nod*

 

[Lagamorph]

Mermaid.

Because boobs.

 

[Blobbers]

The reverse mermaid can't consent by the way.

Her body language can do the talking. if her hands are all over you, it's go time.

 

[esms]

So the natural GOP pick?

Well done.

 

[Log4Girlz]

You're being forced, I mean in one scenario its a double rape. Gross.

 

[nasax]

She uses her gills to breathe so there's no reason to be careful of choking her. This is becoming easier by the minute.

 

[Buddha Beam]

Mermaid, easy. There's no hole to fuck, you'd just have to cum on her eggs in the water.

 

[Indrid Cold1]

I'll be honest I would be up for a threesome with both.

 

[Blobbers]

Mermaid, easy. There's no hole to fuck, you'd just have to cum on her eggs in the water.

Nothing to fuck, huh

 

[wildfire]

Reverse dolphinmaid

Now that is fetish I'm certain some people have.

....

Yiff.

 

[Aaron-Lagann]

Regular mermaid. There's plenty of mouth and dry humping type stuff you can do without a vagina. You just have to get a tad creative.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

Has no one really posted this yet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc20oTkd1S4

Yes, we need far more Red Dwarf references on this board.

 

[HiredN00bs]

I thought you said Troy McLure was dead?

 

[Buddha Beam]

Nothing to fuck, huh

I mean there's no like fish pussy to stick your dick in, you know? I guess you could stick it in her butt, but if you've ever had fish, you know you're probably coming out of there with long stringy poo wrapped around your piece.

No, you'd rather just have her jerk me off in her eggs. Maybe if she's really kinky, she can keep her eggs in her mouth while she blows me. Then it'd be like fucking her. Kind of.

 

[Grym]

I guess i doggie the reverse. Can you even have intercourse with a mermaid? They just lay eggs right?

 

[JC Lately]

I reject your premise and substitute my own.

 

[terrisus]

Hypothetical situation - You're coming home after a long and exhausting day at work, to see your entire family chained up. Some Terrorists have taken them hostage, and are holding AK-47(LOADED!) to their heads. One of the terrorists try to tell you something, but you don't quite understand it, as the sheet covering his face sounds, makes his voice sound muzzled. And he also speaks arabic, which you don't know(and if you know Arabic, he talks with strange country-side dialect or you just forgot that day). You can kinda make out that he is saying that he will kill you're entire family if you don't have sex with an animal. He said, not to ask why, as you are about to ask why - And that it doesn't matter.
You can choose any animal , or he will kill you.
What animal would you choose to have intercourse with?

As a side note - The intercourse would have to be mutual. You would both have to give and receive, meaning that it would be cheating if you said you just wanted to court a ladybug, and rub it on you're genitals. That is not sex. That is just touching. The genitals has to be physically exchanged between the two creatures. This is the terrorists law.




My pick? : Dolphin. They are sort of cute, and I always wanted to do it to someone with a blow hole. I have never had the balls to ask a woman to blow me. She eats with her mouth, and I think it would like looking down on women to ask them such a thing. I don't want to objectify them. But if I did it with a animal, with a blow hole, it would be like getting blowed, but sorta not. It would be like doing the missionary, doggystyle and blowjob, all in one.



MODS: Sorry if this topic is offensive. I will delete it if it's too much. It was just a silly idea for a topic.
In Denmark beastiality is actually legal, if you can imagine that. Politicans have said that it is okay as long as the animal, does not "disapprove" of the act. Like a pig could say.:lol
I find it so dumb, and sad, that I just sorta got suicidal but also profoundly constipated because of the insanity of the situation.
The world is so messed up. I just thought, taking a lighter heated stand on it, instead of cutting off my privates and becoming a Nhilist or a serious-political-blog-person would add more to my happiness! Again I hope the topic is not offensive. I know it's childish, but I am actually sort of interested to hear the responses, even if I am lacktose-intolerant to serious answers.
I actually am not a troll. I just sometimes have a problem with situational awareness which have wrought me much unluck with the oppesite gender of myself.

Forgive me mods,
for my existence is a sin!

>.>

 

[RecursiveFault]

>.>

Ohhhhhhh
Nooooooo

 

[GodofWine]

Regular...but I'm dying here over the "legs of a fish" description.. Lol

 

[Escape Goat]

Such a creature would probably beg for death.

 

[mrpoopy]

I know what Benjamin Franklin would have chosen.

 

[Squishy3]

The reverse mermaid can't consent by the way.

So the natural GOP pick?

 

[Cream]

Spoiler

handjob
blowjob
facefuck
armpit sex
hairjob
titfuck
lick her ears
kiss her, plenty of tongue
dirty talk
roleplay
cum on face
cum in mouth
cum on breasts
cum on back
cum in hair

mermaid.

 

[strafer]

Spoiler

handjob
blowjob
facefuck
armpit sex
hairjob
titfuck
lick her ears
kiss her, plenty of tongue
dirty talk
cum on face
cum in mouth
cum on breasts
cum on back
cum in hair

mermaid.

stop going through my search history

 

[CMojicaAce]

Just imagine having sex with this:

Its lifeless body and facial expression..

Nope.