Alright look The Order fans, accept it right now. Accept it right now. On this very day that The Order will not be in the the beloved child of the gaming community. Please accept it right now. I don't wanna hear you crying after Thursday when reviewers beat on it. I don't wanna hear you crying "I'm gonna make an online petition, I might make an online petition because I'm very upset". I don't wanna hear none of that bullshit. I just want you to accept it.
Now don't get me wrong I like The Order, solid TPS, I wish there'll be a sequel. I wish they get a chance to expand the story, I think it's a great setting. Right? Game isn't even released, but internet bullies already hate on it, don't even give it a chance, calling it a movie, and something that should be in theaters, not in their PS4s. The ultimate underdog versus the ultimate Internet just bthese bullies will crush anybody they beat anybody. How can The Order possibly overcome them and be received like the best game ever!? Oh no, but that's not gonna happen that story will not be told. I'M SORRY. EHHHH, EHHHH. WHHYYYY!? WHY!?? Don't get me wrong, I'm upset too. Oh my god that would be a great story, but we're not gonna witness it, it's not gonna happen and I want you to accept it now.
You should've accepted it before 2014 when PS4 had no games. I KNEW the Internet wasn't going to take it easy, I told you this and you motherfuckers were still on here, "no, no, no I think the Internet changed their mind." You think the internet gives a fuck what you think? You think the Internet cares? We'll be dead before the Internet, I'm having a heart attack right now. They want The Order to DIE and that's how it's gonna be. They been planning this all fucking year.
First off all you ruined everything last year. Xbox One was gonna win the race, fucking XBOX ONE, The One in All in One was going to be the first to 10 million. I would think, right? And become the leading console of the generation, the One in All in One, you ruined it, you ruined the ultimate dream of the Internet, and America.
And now you think, now you think Internet is gonna once again allow you to ruin Xbox One, ALLOW YOU to ruin everything the Internet did to get Xbox One here. I mean they ended the fucking KINECT for this they made Master Chief look like a BITCH for this. And you think you're gonna ruin it? You think they're gonna do all that and let The Order- let The Order get 90+ on metacritic, you understand whoever gets 90+ metacritic beats every other exclusive, beats the Internet bullies who crushed Peter Molyneux, Denis Dyack, beats Master Chief and becomes the next big gaming mascot. Master Chief is a bad motherfucker. You think they're going to let The Order take all that?
Come on man it ain't fucking happening, you need to accept it now and I know they got ya'll hyped up now "Oh my god it's so cinematic!" Oh my god The Order is going to release and prove everyone wrong. Who do you thinks gonna be proven wrong? Are you this fucking dumb? Do you think they're gonna fucking let The Order get good scores? NO, all of this is the Internet fucking with you that's all it is. Fucking with your emotions don't worry, don't worry PS4 will get a game one day when the time is right when the Internet is ready to give your way to let you celebrate, but not this time, not this time, not THIS time. Not this Thursday, not this Friday it ain't fucking happening.
Just accept it please, I don't wanna see ya'll on here crying on the 20th isn't that when the game releases, crying and shit "Oh why The Order is a game, OH I can't believe it, ohhhhh." Whining and shit about 30fps being I don't even get why they whine about 30fps, I like 30fps okay oh he's not the best fps well he'll get better. Okay? OKAY. We'll put him with a better technical team, there's plenty of solutions. OKAY, guy?
But I agree with you I wouldn't put 30fps in there, I'd put 60fps but eth-I don't run the place okay, I don't fucking run it. I just yell at people and shit and I'm telling you right now The Order is going to be killed by the Internet. It won't be no solid TPS. The Order fans on here talking about "It'll be a solid TPS" NOO Order fans DRUM alert THAT. It ain't gonna be nothing, it's gonna be 30fps, no innovation. Linear, no next gen gameplay, and The Order is probably returned by retailers cause no one buys it. The Order will be returned by retailers, bet on it. BET ON IT.
And you motherfuckers will be upset too, you'll be like "The Order's returned by retailers!?? NOT FAIR. I preordered it!" And you should be happy, you should be happy you got to preorder. The Last Guardian didn't get no preorder, be happy for The Order they gave The Order that preorder. Okay? They gave it that they ain't gonna give it a release too. Okay, you getting greedy now you're getting greedy. You want it all, you want it all and I'm hey, I totally understand, it's a great story I get where you're coming from, but the Internet is getting its way this year. Accept it, deal with it and quit crying about it cause it isn't is you're wasting your fucking breath because ain't shit gonna change. It's gonna be PS4 has no games and shove it down your fucking throat, they're shoving it down The last Guardian is dead Y2Kev! He's shoving it in your throat and you're gonna have to accept it. Anyway, peace.