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[SaganIsGOAT]

This has been an ongoing thing that my girlfriend and I have noticed. Any time that we begin to even get remotely frisky the cats begin fighting and wrestling. Is there some strange energy we emit when it is about to go down? Anyone else with pets experienced this with their partners?

 

[v1lla21]

No, they like to watch.

 

[Cutreman]

Do you have sex in front of your pets? Man, that's weird.

 

[Tenebrous]

My Malamute puppy is around 8 months old, and sex has not been the same since we've had him. If we lock the door, he throws himself at it because of the noise. If we leave the door open, he'll jump up and try to lick my arse.

Spoiler

So the door stays open.

 

[Maximus.]

Yea and it fucking sucks. Sitting on us, barking and whining, staring. Leave us alone while we do the deed son!

 

[Pankratous]

Nah, the pooches just keep to themselves.

 

[FZZ]

I would never do anything sexual in front of my pets

It's weird as fuck

One time I jerked it when my dog was in the room and I felt ashamed

 

[Hatchtag]

Jesus GAF why is every thread title about pets so strange recently?

 

[Escape Goat]

My Malamute puppy is around 8 months old, and sex has not been the same since we've had him. If we lock the door, he throws himself at it because of the noise. If we leave the door open, he'll jump up and try to lick my arse.

Spoiler

So the door stays open.

Stop putting peanut butter on your ass.

 

[B-Dubs]

My dog howls Marvin Gaye, is that not normal?

 

[massoluk]

I would never do anything sexual in front of my pets

It's weird as fuck

One time I jerked it when my dog was in the room and I felt ashamed

Not that there's anything wrong with it, we've all been there. Right? Right? .. right?

 

[Fireblend]

I would never do anything sexual in front of my pets

It's weird as fuck

One time I jerked it when my dog was in the room and I felt ashamed

 

[Kyoufu]

Yea and it fucking sucks. Sitting on us, barking and whining, staring. Leave us alone while we do the deed son!

Have you tried locking them out of the bedroom?

 

[Zombine]

 

[Tenebrous]

Have you tried locking them out of the bedroom?

Doesn't work when your puppy weighs 100lbs and is dying to get in to see what the fuss is about.

 

[InfiniteBento]

My cat stares or claws at the door to be let out when things get hot n heavy >.>

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

That thread title. Came in expecting the worst, was pleasantly surprised.

 

[SaganIsGOAT]

That thread title. Came in expecting the worst, was pleasantly surprised.

lol

 

[potam]

only if I don't tag him in

 

[Ran rp]

I would never do anything sexual in front of my pets

It's weird as fuck

One time I jerked it when my dog was in the room and I felt ashamed

He understands. We have all been there.

 

[Bold One]

that title is misleading, breh...

 

[Dennis]

They are acting up because you are trying to have sex with them, dummy.

 

[davepoobond]

Pets should not be subjected to bumping uglies of a different species. Especially if they decide to join in on licking

 

[SaganIsGOAT]

that title is misleading, breh...

I now realize my mistake.

 

[Subpar Spatula]

My cat didn't care. He stayed on the bed and slept.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

My parents dog barks and tries to get inbetween you when you get close like kissing dancing etc

 

[esms]

The sound of me and my GF fucking puts my cat to sleep.

 

[JBourne]

Why would anyone have sex in front of their pets.

 

[Blargonaut]

Of course they do.

Don't you, my pretties?

*rattles chains*

 

[Shy Fingers]

Never, seems weird to me. Making sure the cat isn't in the room is part of the process.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

STOP BANGING CATS, YOU SICK FUCK

 

[Escape Goat]

STOP BANGING CATS, YOU SICK FUCK

I thought people were supposed to put their penis into the pussy. Im no expert though.

 

[Drazgul]

They are acting up because you are trying to have sex with them, dummy.

That's why you get them drunk first.

 

[DarkKyo]

I once made the mistake of leaving the dog in the room when we started. Let's just say he was interested in the smells and I had to kick him out promptly. If the dogs are in the kitchen and we're being noisy in my room they'll start barking down the hall at us.

 

[Stereogatari]

They KNOW what's going on...and they're jealous they're not getting any from their own species!

 

[SillyEskimo]

If you let any of your pets lay on your bed, it's going to be covered in their hair. Seriously, you're going to be pushing pet hair into your SO's pussy as you fuck. Oh sure, everyone will defend this and talk about how extra clean they are, but you're not. Also, your woman has a good chance of having pet hair in and around her vagina at this very moment. It's disgusting!

 

[greatgeek]

That's why you get them drunk first.

Indeed - unless you're dealing with large animals(horses, cows, hippopotamuses, etc.) You're better off just restraining them.

 

[SaganIsGOAT]

If you let any of your pets lay on your bed, it's going to be covered in their hair. Seriously, you're going to be pushing pet hair into your SO's pussy as you fuck. Oh sure, everyone will defend this and talk about how extra clean they are, but you're not. Also, your woman has a good chance of having pet hair in and around her vagina at this very moment. It's disgusting!

Lick it clean IMO

 

[Cipherr]

Doesn't work when your puppy weighs 100lbs

THAT AIN'T NO DAMN PUPPY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sOn1AeT7pA

 

[Fersis]

If you let any of your pets lay on your bed, it's going to be covered in their hair. Seriously, you're going to be pushing pet hair into your SO's pussy as you fuck. Oh sure, everyone will defend this and talk about how extra clean they are, but you're not. Also, your woman has a good chance of having pet hair in and around her vagina at this very moment. It's disgusting!

I dont have a girlfriend, i win bro. I WIN ....

Spoiler

;_;

 

[Chariot]

That thread title. Came in expecting the worst, was pleasantly surprised.

Oh my god

 

[Ganzlinger]

Some weird threads today...

 

[burn this down]

 

[Grisby]

Some weird threads today...

This one has had me laughing more than the others tho.

 

[jackal27]

I think our dog can either read our body language or smell the pheromones because when my wife and are getting flirty, she kind of ashamedly goes in her kennel

 

[K' Dash]

This happened to me recently, lol, I didn't get distracted though.

 

[vikki]

I kick em out of the room. I don't needs cat nudge at this time.

 

[ShadowsFell]

How hard is it to let them out of the room, and close the damn door?