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[no maam]

I'm throwing a wrestlemania party this coming Sunday at my first actual house. I have my grill and about 10lb of chicken wings waiting. I wanted to do something different, hence the stripper.

 

[stufte]

I think the wording you were looking for was "hired".

 

[MikeDip]

A pound of wings! I will be your stripper are you in Canada?

 

[Amagon]

I recommend buying a stripper from Klein Tools if anything.

 

[EightBitNate]

Are you just looking for advice?

 

[Rabbi_Vole]

Lease to bone...

 

[RC]

I'm throwing a wrestlemania party this coming Sunday at my first actual house. I have my grill and about 1lb of chicken wings waiting. I wanted to do something different, hence the stripper.

Make sure you return the stripper in time. Those late fees can be a bitch.

 

[nullref]

1 lb. of wings? Is the party just you and the stripper and the wings?

 

[John Kowalski]

I'd never do it.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Well you'll need some entertainment, as Mania is going to be complete shit.

 

[MikeDip]

Make sure you return the stripper in time. Those late fees can be a bitch.

I am willing to work for just some wings, late fees would only be more wings. God I want wings

1 lb. of wings? Is the party just you and the stripper and the wings?

I hope so!

 

[Devil Theory]

I'm throwing a wrestlemania party this coming Sunday at my first actual house. I have my grill and about 1lb of chicken wings waiting. I wanted to do something different, hence the stripper.

up your game

 

[Mr.Swag]

... Is it going to be just you and the stripper?

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

White or dark meat?

edit-damnit its wings.

 

[FStop7]

How many guests? 1 pound of wings doesn't sound like a lot.

 

[Freezasaurus]

Well you'll need some entertainment, as Mania is going to be complete shit.

Please tell me there's some chance Reigns will lose.

 

[Amory]

I hired strippers in college for a party. The "Get Wet Girls". It started out sort of fun (though they were both clearly high on something when they showed up), and ended with their old man "manager" asking us to throw $300 in the middle to have the girls pee on each other.

That was the last time we hired the Get Wet Girls.

 

[Ventara]

Honestly, I think it'd just be awkward. Just play some party game like musical chairs. Also, I really hope you have more than a pound of chicken wings to serve. When I go to a barbecue, I expect meat.

Edit: Actually, I think a male stripper might be interesting.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

Yeah. You really have to be careful, because they'll screw you out of the security deposit. Take a picture as soon as you get her so you can contest it when they claim that there are new scratches and shit.

 

[ed_fusion]

You can bang her doggy style and watch Roman Reigns win the world title...

 

[MikeDip]

I hired strippers in college for a party. The "Get Wet Girls". It started out sort of fun (though they were both clearly high on something when they showed up), and ended with their old man "manager" asking us to throw $300 in the middle to have the girls pee on each other.

That was the last time we hired the Get Wet Girls.

Well did they pee on each other or not? Also why was their manager hanging out with you?

 

[R10Neymarfan]

It would be easier to hire an escort for her time then ask if she can do a strip show

 

[BronsonLee]

no maam.

 

[Einbroch]

Forget the stripper. Use that money to get more than a pound of wings.

 

[Revson]

You're going to need more than 1lb of wings...

 

[cr_blah_blah]

I hired strippers in college for a party. The "Get Wet Girls". It started out sort of fun (though they were both clearly high on something when they showed up), and ended with their old man "manager" asking us to throw $300 in the middle to have the girls pee on each other.

That was the last time we hired the Get Wet Girls.

Well you didn't hire the Stay Dry Girls.

 

[Zeyphersan]

I mean yeah, somebody probably has

 

[no maam]

10 lbs. My finger slipped.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

Did you actually pay for the wings by the pound? Because if you bang on the side of the truck so they're all flying, it'll weigh less and you can get more wings. Just a tip for next time.

10 lbs. My finger slipped.

Oh, shit. With that kind of banquet, you could hire 10 MikeDips.

 

[MikeDip]

One pound of wings is plenty there is also a grill! I assumed this meant steaks and stuff too.

 

[YoungHav]

One pound? Step your wing game up, breh.

 

[BlackGhost]

We need to concentrate on the wing situation first.

 

[Coldnoodle]

I hired strippers in college for a party. The "Get Wet Girls". It started out sort of fun (though they were both clearly high on something when they showed up), and ended with their old man "manager" asking us to throw $300 in the middle to have the girls pee on each other.

That was the last time we hired the Get Wet Girls.

 

[Amory]

Well did they pee on each other or not? Also why was their manager hanging out with you?

Well I mean...yeah. Yeah, as I recall, yeah they did.

We didn't expect a manager to show up but he did. Strangely he was the one who collected all the money.

 

[……forgetit]

I hired strippers in college for a party. The "Get Wet Girls". It started out sort of fun (though they were both clearly high on something when they showed up), and ended with their old man "manager" asking us to throw $300 in the middle to have the girls pee on each other.

That was the last time we hired the Get Wet Girls.

Well did you pay the $300 or not.

 

[Kastrioti]

Can I come over?

 

[Pinko Marx]

I hired strippers in college for a party. The "Get Wet Girls". It started out sort of fun (though they were both clearly high on something when they showed up), and ended with their old man "manager" asking us to throw $300 in the middle to have the girls pee on each other.

That was the last time we hired the Get Wet Girls.

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I'll never understand water sports.

 

[triplestation]

chicken wings are too damn expensive

1 lb for 4 bucks is goddamn ridiculous

 

[Keyser Soze]

10 lbs. My finger slipped.

Tell that to the stipper

 

[no maam]

is that teagan and sally?!

 

[Currygan]

I think this is the most American OP I've ever read

 

[Mahonay]

Rent a stripper. Lol.

I love GAF.

 

[Nappuccino]

Make sure you get insurance on them.

 

[PS3GamerKyle]

Forget the stripper. Use that money to get more than a pound of wings.

this guy knows what's up

 

[Devil Theory]

Tell that to the stipper

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[Vylash]

 

[kirby_fox]

Has anyone ever heard a positive stripper story?

All the ones I've heard usually end with "yeah it was super awkward and the weird manager that was with her kept trying to get us to spend more money" or "It was super awkward because she was really ugly"

 

[Thorakai]

...are you going to try and hire Chyna?

 

[hillsighed]

"Rented"?

You make it sound like she's a pressure washer or something.

 

[Amir0x]

Has anyone ever heard a positive stripper story?

All the ones I've heard usually end with "yeah it was super awkward and the weird manager that was with her kept trying to get us to spend more money" or "It was super awkward because she was really ugly"

sure. it's always awkward at first, but if you have a stripper who has fun with it and knows how to work the crowd it can be a good time.

I had to order a stripper for my friend's bachelor party about five years ago, and we had a good time. She was really silly about it, my friends were really silly about it. She had a great sense of humour and we all just went over the top with it, spilling wine on her (she said that type of stuff was allowed but "it had damn well better taste good, none of that nasty $2 a bottle shit") and generally being stupid. Nobody got too touchy feely and we tipped her well for being a good sport. And she wasn't even that sexy, it was just fun.