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[thenexus6]

During my first year at uni there was a party for this guys birthday, and some people secretly booked a stripper as a surprise for him. It was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.

Stripper comes barging in like Aragon from the Two Towers into the room , she looked honestly like a man in drag. The guy was really shy anyway, but trying to play it cool so he wasn't taking part while the stripper was trying to take off his shirt / trousers. She was squirting baby lotion down his trousers / on herself.

Jesus me and my friends almost died laughing. Was the funniest thing i've ever seen.

Someone on Facebook has a few photos of it still, not sure if I should post or not... nothing too bad.

 

[andycapps]

So OP, did you rent one?

 

[Shuggananas]

I used to rent a room out of an acquaintance's (not really a close friend) house. One time, the owner was out at his friend's bachelor party. Well, somehow, they (about 10 guys) all drunkenly ended up back at the house while I was just there watching TV. Shit, I thought. I hate being the only sober person around a ton of drunk idiots. “CLYDEFROG!!! WOOOO! A STRIPPER’S COMING OVER! YOU HAVE TO STAY”

Heh, cool, I guess. Okay, let’s see what happens. I had some beers with them and then the stripper showed up. She proceeded to get the financials out of the way and then show-time! Typical stripper stuff followed by lap dances, dildos, etc. Everyone was standing or sitting around while she did her show in the middle. Then she went to the owner’s bedroom for extra-curricular needs. One-by-one nearly every guy went to the room to get some sort of jolly off. Almost all of these guys there were married and they all fuckin’ cheated on their wives with this stripper. I couldn’t believe it! I didn’t do anything with her though.

The next morning, my friend was like “soo, you know you can’t tell anyone about last night, right?”

Man STD parties sure are a blast

 

[Always-honest]

Nope. I always feel awkward and i'm always terribly ashamed of the behaviour of other men. It's just not sexy when it isn't voluntarily and free either. I don't like it. But not because the girls aren't great at what they do. I just don't like the idea..

 

[chiliboy]

I used to rent a room out of an acquaintance's (not really a close friend) house. One time, the owner was out at his friend's bachelor party. Well, somehow, they (about 10 guys) all drunkenly ended up back at the house while I was just there watching TV. Shit, I thought. I hate being the only sober person around a ton of drunk idiots. “CLYDEFROG!!! WOOOO! A STRIPPER’S COMING OVER! YOU HAVE TO STAY”

Heh, cool, I guess. Okay, let’s see what happens. I had some beers with them and then the stripper showed up. She proceeded to get the financials out of the way and then show-time! Typical stripper stuff followed by lap dances, dildos, etc. Everyone was standing or sitting around while she did her show in the middle. Then she went to the owner’s bedroom for extra-curricular needs. One-by-one nearly every guy went to the room to get some sort of jolly off. Almost all of these guys there were married and they all fuckin’ cheated on their wives with this stripper. I couldn’t believe it! I didn’t do anything with her though.

The next morning, my friend was like “soo, you know you can’t tell anyone about last night, right?”

Holy shiiit.. :O fucking awful. And what a terrible way to start a marriage aswell..

 

[riotous]

I crashed the tail end of a wealthy guys bachelor party once. Friend of a friend grew up with one of Amazon's first employees who was a multi millionaire.

They had the VIP area at Moon in Vegas rented out with bottle service and all that.

Aside from the stories of the 2 "strippers" he'd taken to his room he asked pretty much every female there if they wanted to have sex. That included my ex wife lol.

Pretty creepy experience, but hey... VIP at Moon!

 

[Ricky Ricardo]

I used to rent a room out of an acquaintance's (not really a close friend) house. One time, the owner was out at his friend's bachelor party. Well, somehow, they (about 10 guys) all drunkenly ended up back at the house while I was just there watching TV. Shit, I thought. I hate being the only sober person around a ton of drunk idiots. “CLYDEFROG!!! WOOOO! A STRIPPER’S COMING OVER! YOU HAVE TO STAY”

Heh, cool, I guess. Okay, let’s see what happens. I had some beers with them and then the stripper showed up. She proceeded to get the financials out of the way and then show-time! Typical stripper stuff followed by lap dances, dildos, etc. Everyone was standing or sitting around while she did her show in the middle. Then she went to the owner’s bedroom for extra-curricular needs. One-by-one nearly every guy went to the room to get some sort of jolly off. Almost all of these guys there were married and they all fuckin’ cheated on their wives with this stripper. I couldn’t believe it! I didn’t do anything with her though.

The next morning, my friend was like “soo, you know you can’t tell anyone about last night, right?”

Married guys, a "stripper," alcohol, and STDs. What a night indeed.