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[sineclamor]

He did an ocular patdown, and clocked the fight as a threat.

 

[cheststrongwell]

Those 5 moves ahead tho. He was playing 4th dimensional chess, they were playing checkers.

The game of chess is like a sword fight
You must think first before you move
Toad style is immensely strong and immune to nearly any weapon
When it's properly used it's almost invincible

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Its like Mac and Napoleon Dynamite mixed together, but with real skills

 

[Red]

Thank you for posting. I think we needed this.

 

[Fudgepuppy]

This is just hilarious. I have an incredibly low tolerance for cringe, but this was just entertaining.

 

[cj_iwakura]

That's a dope move.

And then someone who actually does kendo slaps it out of his hands like it's a plaything.

 

[El Sloth]

"I carry this because I'm more dangerous without it than with it. It's more of a restraint"

I am dyyyyyyying

send help

 

[BPoole]

He's like a modern day Vergil

 

[Frecklestein]

this dude getting summoned in as a blue spirit while the blue shirt was getting ganked by two reds. rolls up on em and backstabs with his +15 Uchigatana

 

[oneils]

I didnt ask to be famous

So is this you?

 

[thenexus6]

"The Light Rail Avenger"

God my cringe metre just exploded.

 

[The Omega Man]

Yep that's a Gaffer, his weabs level is over 9000, probably a regular of anime GAF OT

 

[Thatonemoor]

And then someone who actually does kendo slaps it out of his hands like it's a plaything.

Did you finish the video? Guy has actually been trained.

 

[Dennis]

"I carry this because I'm more dangerous without it than with it. It's more of a restraint"

 

[Naughty_Doge]

The part where he explains his five stage plan.
:lol

 

[Lotto]

didn't cringe as much as i thought i would, if he lost that baseball cap and wore some getas he would be legit

 

[Psycho_Mantis]

yoooo come on now, guy knows how to show it

 

[freeofgreed]

Kairo Seijuro

Grew up in Japan since he was 9

Sounds legit...

Wait, it's OK to just take a sword around with you everywhere, including on a train? I'm kinda shocked this guy didn't get arrested.

Hey, the right to bear arms doesn't just mean guns I guess. Arizona is an open carry state too I believe.

 

[NaughtyCalibur]

You guys are cringing, but that is some panty dropping shit right there.

I think Elijah Wood should play him in the made for TV film.

 

[>:)]

If there was ever a gif more worthy of the Final Fantasy fanfare...

 

[therapist]

lol

but seriously hes a bit nuts...his plan to take out the 5 guys just wow that you would say that to the reporter

 

[NaughtyCalibur]

If there was ever a gif more worthy of the Final Fantasy fanfare...

Hahaha

YES

 

[thenexus6]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96GqS9DuHdI

"Thou art I... And I am thou... Thou hast established a new bond... Thou shalt be blessed
when creating Personas of the light rail Arcana."

 

[ItIsOkBro]

I stopped at "it's folded, tempered, and it does its job" as he twirls it to sheathe it.

*CRRIINNGEEE*

bruh that part was badass

 

[Sakura]

I can't get the video to play

 

[delSai]

Thats pretty boss tho

 

[injurai]

yoooo come on now, guy knows how to show it

Yeah, he's totally playing up the media.

 

[Psycho_Mantis]

I don't know why people are making it sound like he's a cosplayer....looks like he knows how to handle a katana.

 

[Shadow780]

It'd be more believable if he was using Kenshin's reverse Katana to corroborate his restraint mechanism.

 

[ShaneDude]

Cringe? GAF is seriously projecting its own nerdiness and fedorism by attacking this guy. How many of you would have actually stood up to those guys and put themselves in danger?

 

[VanillaCakeIsBurning]

The only thing I'd be worried about is the part where he said he would basically disembowel the guy if he attacked him.

I don't think that would have any justification in a court setting.

 

[gogogow]

Laugh all you want, he knows his shit though. The man that was being assaulted is lucky the samurai is fast enough to move his katana away when he tried to grab it. Otherwise he would've cut his hand open.

 

[Valkerionseven]

Guy watched a shit ton of the English dub Rurouni Kenshin on toonami as a kid, bought a flea market sword, practiced flipping it once to put it in the sheath a million times all for this day.

I tip my hat to this kind of dedication.

 

[Mauricio_Magus]

Holy Shit this is amazing, we don't deserve such an amazing hero.

 

[LeadenStride]

"The sad truth is that they weren't even a challenge."

This video is simply too good.

 

[Zukuu]

didn't cringe as much as i thought i would, if he lost that baseball cap and wore some getas he would be legit

I wear getas as slippers. Come at me breh.

 

[Rapscallion]

If it continued (And if others got involved), he was GOING TO COMMIT MURDER.

Insane.

 

[TimorousPanda]

"More of a restraint method than a safety blanket"

Haha, that's perfect.

 

[Alucrid]

well he did live in Japan

tom cruise was the last samurai as well, it makes sense

 

[Coreda]

Cringe? GAF is seriously projecting its own nerdiness and fedorism by attacking this guy. How many of you would have actually stood up to those guys and put themselves in danger?

 

[malfcn]

He has practiced for this day.

 

[Ahasverus]

He looks goofy, but he's got it. And he's dangerous.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

He's nerdy as fuck but I still wouldn't mess with him.

 

[Red]

He looks goofy, but he's got it. And he's dangerous.

Yeah, he's a goofy dude but he's serious about what he does. And good on him for stepping in when no one else would. Not sure how I feel about his threat to gape that dude, though.

 

[AnkiRendan]

Can't believe the amount of people looking down on this guy. He's pretty legit, and that sheathing was actually pretty cool.

But I am wondering how he wasn't arrested...

 

[Josh7289]

It looks like he actually has skills, though.

 

[thecoolFNF]

I can't fucking breathe!

 

[jstripes]

On one hand, he really seemed to know his stuff, so I have to give him props for that.

On the other hand, he must think he's a shonen manga character, because he pulled out the "boastful explanation of your strategy" trope.

People in real life don't talk like that. Dork.

 

[LaNaranja]

If it continued (And if others got involved), he was GOING TO COMMIT MURDER.

Insane.

Yeah the dude has issues. He was going to kill someone (or multiple people) over a fist fight?

keiro seijuro?
really he changed his name

fucking Otaku

 

[Psycho_Mantis]

Cringe? GAF is seriously projecting its own nerdiness and fedorism by attacking this guy. How many of you would have actually stood up to those guys and put themselves in danger?

This. How many of us would of done that? Guy has courage.....and is a bit mentally unstable