Parallax
best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
This is like saying "yeah, but this diarrhea splashed out like Free Willy coming in for a landing and started seeping out under the bathroom door. This other turd, though, it just coiled up and dried in place. Obviously the runny puddle of recycled Taco Hell is the victor here"
Yeah, youre full of shit my dude. Just stop.