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[Moondrop]

Everybody wearing the Blue Moto boots?

There's a pair of 2* red hi-tops with Ink Resistance Up but I didn't order them today because I have an order placed for Ninja Squid.

 

[marc^o^]

I just scored 1200 points, my best so far. This game is so good. So, so good.

 

[RagnarokX]

What's everyone's highest kill ratio? Mine is 21:4

 

[Violet_0]

The lag in this game is truly baffling at times:

• Shoot and take out someone on the enemy team and run on my merry way, only to be splatted apparently five seconds later by the guy I had just taken out.
• My favorite instance so far, take out a roller and watch as the ink continues to spread across my base. And take me out, of course.

this is me, every game
and yeah, it's probably your connection

 

[Sendou]

Everyone feel free to join me. Let's get that GAF lobby back up.

 

[Kouriozan]

Everyone feel free to join me. Let's get that GAF lobby back up.

Ok I'll join for about 5 matches.

 

[RagnarokX]

Do you ever feel, you know, not so fresh?

Splatoon: Sponsored by Massengill. Massengill: Feel naturally fresh!

 

[Boney]

Staaaay Fresh!

Nah that was!

Ayyyy

We were having awesome games, too bad about the map changes

 

[MouldyK]

We need story DLC telling the Octarians' side of the story.

In fact, make it a musical.

CUTTLEFISH:

Octavio... At last!
We see each other plain
Your ink... It's purple...
It's such a friggin' paaaaain

OCTAVIO:

Before you lock me up in a snowglobe again
Before you treat me like plankton again
Listen to me!
There is something I must do

(bada bum bum)

This octo leaves behind a suffering child
There is none but I who can intercede
In mercy's name,
Three days is all I neeeeeed!

And then I will return
I give you my word
Then I will return—

CUTTLEFISH:

You must think me mad!
I've inked you across the years!
'Pus like you can never change
A 'puuuuuuuuus, such as yoooooouuu

Nice Les Mis there

And hot damn, Ranked is gonna give me a Brain Aneurysm.

Like, how much can I fall from B- due to poor teammates?!

Give me strength!

 

[TheGoddamn]

Of course I'm putted against the four-GAFfer team and me with three randoms

 

[Kouriozan]

Port Mackerel + (slow) dynamo roller.
I'm so going to get rekt.

 

[DaBoss]

It's a zapfish.

Doesn't look like one.

The moving platforms at least look like little jellyfish lined up together.

 

[Boney]

Ughh, pressed b with 15 seconds remaining and got out and cant rejoin the queue

 

[Makonero]

I just realized why red isn't a standard ink color.

It would look like blood.

Duh.

 

[Neiteio]

Nice Les Mis there

I started to write the next part where Valjean (Octavio) and Javert (Cuttlefish) talk over each other, but fuck it that's hard

 

[Africanus]

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

I just realized why red isn't a standard ink color.

It would look like blood.

Duh.

Gold vs Silver should be colors, of course locked behind an Amiibo.

 

[Neiteio]

That hat is like the ultimate douchebag hat. It combines the usual form factor of d-bag headwear with the pinkness of a pink popped collar polo.

I love it. I bet it has the urine-like scent of AXE body spray.

 

[McNum]

I have an amiibo question, actually.

Since I'm one of those lucky few to get all three... when can I use them? Tried to use the squid and it got all uppity about me not being far enough in the singleplayer game, so how far do I need to be?

 

[Neiteio]

I just realized why red isn't a standard ink color.

It would look like blood.

Duh.

Also, if they used red ink, players who happen to be bulls would be at a disadvantage when playing on the blue team

 

[Zing]

I swear that half the time, my teammates just tap randomly on the touchscreen when they spawn. There is no reason to super jump to me when I am two seconds away from the spawn point.

 

[Pineconn]

I have an amiibo question, actually.

Since I'm one of those lucky few to get all three... when can I use them? Tried to use the squid and it got all uppity about me not being far enough in the singleplayer game, so how far do I need to be?

You have to have beaten single player to complete all Amiibo challenges.

 

[Out_Of_Ammo]

I just realized why red isn't a standard ink color.

It would look like blood.

Duh.

Have you figured out yet why brown isn't an ink color?

 

[PadWarrior]

No. Ninja Squid is a clothes ability only.


There may have been more than one player with Inkstrike. That said, with the Aerospray, I have been known to get up to six in a match, so it isn't impossible if his gear was tailored for it.

Walls Don't Count is winning lmao.

It's only on Clothing. Here is the list of unique abilities.

Headgear: Opening Gambit, Last-Ditch Effort, Tenacity, Comeback
Clothing: Cold Blooded, Ninja Squid, Haunt, Recon
Shoes: Bomb Sniffer, Ink Resistance Up, Stealth Jump

Thanks!

 

[McNum]

You have to have beaten single player to complete all Amiibo challenges.

Ah. All the way through? The squid could have been more helpful. Maybe I should have asked one of the other two. Thanks!

 

[Kouriozan]

I definitely need more roller training.

 

[Out_Of_Ammo]

I definitely need more roller training.

So do most of the rollers I encounter online.

 

[TheGoddamn]

So I didn't know Spyke could get you the exact item you request (meaning it comes with the same sub abilities)... it cost me 50k for a 3 star shirt.

How is this done? Getting the item with the exact abilities, I mean.

 

[Piercatore]

wait he changes his prices based on your cash huh?

We need Squid-Police Skyke is not right
and we are going to give him those terrified little guys he keeps?

that is creepy as hell

This guy has a monopoly here. I wont be surprise at all if he suddenly offers me snail "powder" to "stay fresh" while I'm with my pockets full enough...

 

[Azure J]

Man fuck Urchin Underpass Splat Zone

 

[Solobbos]

Ah. All the way through? The squid could have been more helpful. Maybe I should have asked one of the other two. Thanks!

As long as the level is done, you can do the corresponding challenge.

 

[RagnarokX]

I have an amiibo question, actually.

Since I'm one of those lucky few to get all three... when can I use them? Tried to use the squid and it got all uppity about me not being far enough in the singleplayer game, so how far do I need to be?

You can't play a challenge until you beat the regular version of the level the challenge takes place in.

 

[UncleSporky]

Have you figured out yet why brown isn't an ink color?

Or white?

 

[Dr. Buni]

That moment you join someone from your friendlist and they leave the next match

 

[Kouriozan]

Ah that double KO, too bad it costed my life x)

 

[Doorman]

Too late for the OT2 poll, but a thought for the future if we ever get that far:

Splatoon |OT3?| Postmodern Warfare

Hopefully the double meaning isn't lost

Spoiler

or isn't considered too spoilerish

.

 

[Violet_0]

I'm so looking forward to not auto-dying by being anywhere near an enemy player anymore

 

[RagnarokX]

Have you figured out yet why brown isn't an ink color?

You'll have to make due with yellow.

 

[blue_phazon]

Why are there so many Spongebob references in miiverse?

 

[NotLiquid]

I just realized why red isn't a standard ink color.

It would look like blood.

Duh.

But they use Danganronpa blood instead. The nerve!

 

[Xeteh]

How is this done? Getting the item with the exact abilities, I mean.

I think its just luck. He'll always get you the base item but maybe he "finds" one with the same abilities too.

 

[PadWarrior]

Would 2 ink saver abilities help with the splattershot pro?

 

[Kouriozan]

Played so bad there, waited too long sneaking and stuff.

 

[Regiruler]

Why are there so many Spongebob references in miiverse?

Because it's the only common sea-based pop culture that anyone gets

 

[GustyGardens]

Splatoon |OT| A Jackson Pollock Production

Spoiler

Please tell me the double meaning isn't lost on everyone.

 

[UncleSporky]

Why are there so many Spongebob references in miiverse?

It is the only American pop culture reference to squid available.

 

[Kid Ska]

Too late for the OT2 poll, but a thought for the future if we ever get that far:

Splatoon |OT3?| Postmodern Warfare

Hopefully the double meaning isn't lost

Spoiler

or isn't considered too spoilerish

.

I like this a lot.

 

[Kouriozan]

Ok, last game for me.

 

[SmithnCo]

Why are there so many Spongebob references in miiverse?

I wonder if Japan has as many Squid Girl posts as we have Spongebob...

 

[xandaca]

On a decent streak in Splatzones for once (decent for me, anyway), then lost twenty points to bad connections. At least this time it was a fault at my end, having discovered my internet had suddenly dropped the speed of a squashed snail barely over an hour since it had going at full pelt. Sigh.