Splatoon |OT| Squidstyler

Long.. waits? Uhh.. I think 20 seconds may the be the max time I've had to wait. Never have time to get very far in squid jump :-/

Ranked battles can sometimes take a minute or more to fill up. I just had a lobby almost time out today.

I just reached Rank B-

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Yay
 
A few days ago in the morning I went to Spyke to buy a 3 star shirt I had ordered. He told me 15,000.

I diligently battled to earn that money, ranking up a bit in the process.

Go back to Spike in the afternoon...

"Whoa, you're looking really funky fresh mate! Shirt's 30,000."

D: D: D:

wait he changes his prices based on your cash huh?

We need Squid-Police Skyke is not right
and we are going to give him those terrified little guys he keeps?

that is creepy as hell
 
wait he changes his prices based on your cash huh?

We need Squid-Police Skyke is not right
and we are going to give him those terrified little guys he keeps?

that is creepy as hell

Now imagine what he uses that screwdriver for that he keeps next to him. There's a reason those Sea Snails are trembling.
 
Switching to Aerospray to level up my gears quickly in random, I might switch weapons a lot then I'll join a GAF lobby late tonight (in about 3 hours).
 
I've become so bored of Squid Jump that I now try to see how fast I can get to the duck(?) and then fall down and die. It seems to take around 30 seconds to do all of that for the first 5 stages or so.
 
Paint It Blue
By the Shoaling Stones
-Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, EskimoJoe, Baron Von Loathsome
-Lovingly ripped off from the Rolling Stones
-Original for reference

I see an Orange floor and I want it painted Blue.
No Purple anymore, I want it to turn Blue.
I see squid-girls walk by dressed in Jelonzo's Clothes
I have to go next door and buy some hats from Moe's

I see a line of shops and they're all painted Blue
For hours now, I think new maps are overdue.
I see people turn to squids and quickly swim away
Maybe I could hit one if I used my Aerospray.

I look behind myself and see I'm out of Blue
I see my Orange floor, I must have it painted Blue
Maybe I'll just swim away and fill my tank anew
It's real easy filling up when your whole world is Blue.

No more will my Green sea go turn a deeper Blue
I could not foresee this thing happening to you.
If I paint long enough with my paint machine gun,
Inkstrikes will overwhelm and Orange team will succumb.

I see an Orange floor and I want it painted Blue.
Don't bother painting walls, I don't care if they're Blue
I see squid-girls walk by dressed in Jelonzo's Clothes
I have to go next door and buy some hats from Moe's

Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm
Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm
Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm
Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm

I want to see it painted, painted blue, blue up high, blue down low
I want to see the Orange blotted out from Walleye.
I want to see it painted, painted, painted, painted blue, yea

Spla-spla-spla-spla-spla-spla-spla-spla-spla-spla-spla-splat.
Spla-spla-spla-spla-spla-spla-spla-spla-spla-spla-spla-splat.
Spla-spla-spla-spla-spla-spla-spla-spla-spla-spla-spla-splat.
Spla-spla-spla-spla-spla-spla-spla-spla-spla-spla-spla-splat.
 
wait he changes his prices based on your cash huh?

We need Squid-Police Skyke is not right
and we are going to give him those terrified little guys he keeps?

that is creepy as hell

I think the prices change based on the number of stars for a piece of equipment. It might be level. My first thing I ordered was a backwards cap (one star) and that was cheap. But I was low leveled too.
 
Heh I just bought those blue motor boots yesterday from the shrimp dude and I've been wearing them since then. Didn't realize they were so popular.
 
The Splatoon mantra is this: if my team wins, it was due to my excellent skill. If my team loses, fuck my teammates they're trash.

:P

I hate it when I kill my guy and possibly two, activate echolocator and get trade killed, but then my teammates fail to capitalize on my play and it gets turned into a retake situation.

But nothing is better than acing the entire enemy team before the first guy I killed even spawned. I have done that twice today.
 
Well I meant lack of online content. I guess I'm just used to more modes, options and voice chat but in terms of fun it really isn't lacking at all.
More modes will be added eventually (two other ranked modes) as well as more maps and weapons. But you probably know that already ^_^
 
I won a match today in ranked by 1 point. We had gone into overtime and just taken the lead when the whole thing ended.

1 point.

I was giddy beyond belief. For whatever reason, those games are far more satisfying than straight up domination.
 
I won a match today in ranked by 1 point. We had gone into overtime and just taken the lead when the whole thing ended.

1 point.

I was giddy beyond belief. For whatever reason, those games are far more satisfying than straight up domination.

Because you KNOW that your contribution was massively helpful. Maybe that one point was all you, something you did at some point that changed the whole outcome.
 
We need story DLC telling the Octarians' side of the story.

In fact, make it a musical.

CUTTLEFISH:

Octavio... At last!
We see each other plain
Your ink... It's purple...
It's such a friggin' paaaaain

OCTAVIO:

Before you lock me up in a snowglobe again
Before you treat me like plankton again
Listen to me!
There is something I must do

(bada bum bum)

This octo leaves behind a suffering child
There is none but I who can intercede
In mercy's name,
Three days is all I neeeeeed!

And then I will return
I give you my word
Then I will return—

CUTTLEFISH:

You must think me mad!
I've inked you across the years!
'Pus like you can never change
A 'puuuuuuuuus, such as yoooooouuu
 
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