Girl-age - Not pathetic for once, or thrice! (backfire imminent)

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This reminds me of the time I was dating 4 different girls from the same modelling agency. I was doing ok until the mother of 2 of the girls started hitting on me (did I mention 2 of the girls were twins?). Well, the mom was a ex-gymnast who had to quit cuz she got pregnant really young (which means she's still hot).

So dude, I totally feel your pain.
 
I love it when a person is too smart for someone. What is wrong with being smart? Are you really trying to say 'obnoxious' or 'pretentious' but lack the vocabulary?
 
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

I like how the OP is complaining about this.

I am pretty certain the positives here outweigh the negatives. Go with it and see what happens. Worst comes to worst they all find out about each other and they proceed to remove your testicles. But hey, you can always grow a new pair and start over right? Couldn't say you wouldn't deserve it but thats what you get for playing with fire....
 
I think the issue is more with all you guys so desperate to have a girl that you think you should commit before getting to know them.

Unless he has given them the impression they are exclusive, he isn't doing anything wrong. He'd be doing himself a disservice if he didn't get to know them all and see who he's most compatible with.
 
Petrie said:
Unless he has given them the impression they are exclusive, he isn't doing anything wrong. He'd be doing himself a disservice if he didn't get to know them all and see who he's most compatible with.

Try getting the women to acknowledge this little tidbit of wisdom...
 
Exhumed said:
Try getting the women to acknowledge this little tidbit of wisdom...

When I was single the women I dated were aware I wasn't their boyfriend, and wasn't devoted to them and them alone. Intelligent women understand that it's silly to commit to someone you haven't gotten to know on any meaningful level. I also didn't expect to be the only guy they were seeing.

This is how you make sure you don't waste valuable time from your life being exclusive to a girl you couldn't possibly have a future with.
 
Thagomizer said:
Actually, I think the people in this topic saying that you aren't in a relationship until you've had sex are pissing me off more than the OP.

Sex is an integral part of a healthy relationship that has multiple physical/mental health benefits for both involved parties. But I'm sure that generations of being told that it's a disgusting sin have worn you down. Sucks to be you.
 
Didn't know dating someone meant that they were your girlfriend.

The real question is when did fake pimping become acceptable? So you can take out 3 girls but somehow you end up paying for all of them? You might be a chump. Just maybe.
 
Dude, I'm sure I speak for a lot of people here... we wish we could be in your predicament... it's bad enough to post about one girl-age problems, but 3? Oh poor u...

Also...FTUTA
 
Medalion said:
Dude, I'm sure I speak for a lot of people here... we wish we could be in your predicament... it's bad enough to post about one girl-age problems, but 3? Oh poor u...

Also...FTUTA

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Yeah, as if full-fledged members don't abuse to hell and back that meme phrase. I may be a junior member, but I've been reading GAF for probably 10 years or so, I know most of yer crazy meme and catchphrases and photoshop threads.
 
Medalion said:
Yeah, as if full-fledged members don't abuse to hell and back that meme phrase. I may be a junior member, but I've been reading GAF for probably 10 years or so, I know most of yer crazy meme and catchphrases and photoshop threads.

So why recycle it? Be above it! This is your chance!
 
joelseph said:
So why recycle it? Be above it! This is your chance!

Hey I say that in real life to...
Me: Hey Bob, how's your wife?
Bob: Wife is feeling down lately, what should I do?
Me: F-H-U-T-A
Bob: what is 'f','h','u','t','a' ?
Me: *gives url to neogaf* read any random few threads, you'll get the picture
 
Medalion said:
Hey I say that in real life to...
Me: Hey Bob, how's your wife?
Bob: Wife is feeling down lately, what should I do?
Me: F-H-U-T-A
Bob: what is 'f','h','u','t','a' ?
Me: *gives url to neogaf* read any random few threads, you'll get the picture

Well then by all means, please continue.
 
Medalion said:
Lemme guess, I'm getting banned already...damn... that was fast.

It seems to be an accepted practice at this here NeoGAF that some must be thrown to the wolves. Maybe if you claim the "T" stands for "Two," you'll get off easy. That seems acceptable in this context, no?
 
Medalion said:
Hey I say that in real life to...
Me: Hey Bob, how's your wife?
Bob: Wife is feeling down lately, what should I do?
Me: F-H-U-T-A
Bob: what is 'f','h','u','t','a' ?
Me: *gives url to neogaf* read any random few threads, you'll get the picture

You actually say the letters aloud? I just say "fuu-ta" (in my mind of course).

What's GAF's opinion on this? /derail
 
I was only kidding, I don't mention the phrase aloud...if I wanna say fuck some one up the ass, I say it... saying internet acronyms in real life conversation is just weird to me... leave such things on the interweb.
 
Petrie said:
I think the issue is more with all you guys so desperate to have a girl that you think you should commit before getting to know them.

Unless he has given them the impression they are exclusive, he isn't doing anything wrong. He'd be doing himself a disservice if he didn't get to know them all and see who he's most compatible with.

Yup. GAF apparently is full of Mormons. Guess they think the first girl that they ask out that says yes is going to be their wife.
 
dgenx said:
So, here's the situation.

I'm dating 3 girls at the same time.

1) Infant school teacher, sweet girl but very complicated

2) Med student, very smart, maybe too smart she gets on my nerves sometime

3) Anthropologist , is nice and the easiest :)


I made out with 2 of them , Med student is missing (but I'm working on it).

Of course I make sure none of them knows each other, that's why I picked them of totally different social circles.



I'm going to have drinks with number 3 and her friend, hopefully there would be a number 4 .

About feelings well.. I think I have stronger feelings for number 2 but that's because I havent touch her or kiss her, I'm almost sure that when I do that feelings will go down a bit.

Any GAFadvices? Cause the dating is going kinda expensive , and no I don't think they will ever run into each other.

I want some cheap ass activities to do with girls, cause 1 is ok, 2 is ok but 3? goddamn sometimes it's too much money.



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industrian said:
Sex is an integral part of a healthy relationship that has multiple physical/mental health benefits for both involved parties. But I'm sure that generations of being told that it's a disgusting sin have worn you down. Sucks to be you.

That's actually not what I was saying at all, but thanks for reading into my post what you wanted to read into it. What I was actually saying is that you can have a healthy, loving relationship before sex in response to the people in this thread who were saying, directly and indirectly, that you cannot have a serious relationship with somebody-and it cannot be considered a serious relationship- until you have sex, NOT that they are mutually exclusive, sex isn't a positive thing, etc.

And since you have no problem with inferring things about my upbringing from my post (I was raised in a very liberal household, thank you very much), I'm going to infer that you were never actually taught to read for the meaning of what a person is actually saying and that you have gone through your entire life misunderstanding all that you have read and heard, after which you make thinly veiled insults at the target of your illiteracy. Sucks to be you.
 
Is it me, or have I been Girl-Age threads been more about dating multiple girls/ two timing/ pimping lately? Just wondering....
 
-PXG- said:
Is it me, or have I been Girl-Age threads been more about dating multiple girls/ two timing/ pimping lately? Just wondering....
Its summer vacation for most.

But once the school semester picks up again, all the nerds will start posting "I like this girl in my class but I don't know what to do" threads again.
 
DY_nasty said:
Its summer vacation for most.

But once the school semester picks up again, all the nerds will start posting "I like this girl in my class but I don't know what to do" threads again.

Whatever happened to fistful's little girlfriend on the bus? :lol
 
-PXG- said:
Whatever happened to fistful's little girlfriend on the bus? :lol
He probably cut her loose once he found that she wouldn't masturbate to his Natalie Portman slideshow with him...
 
Eggo said:
Have you had sex with any or all of these women? Making out is a far cry from sealing the deal.
'Sealing the deal? Oh no, my seal deal!'

/AD

DY_nasty said:
He probably cut her loose once he found that she wouldn't masturbate to his Natalie Portman slideshow with him...
Don't be daft. He thinks of Natalie as too pure to masturbate over her
 
watervengeance said:
You actually say the letters aloud? I just say "fuu-ta" (in my mind of course).

What's GAF's opinion on this? /derail

I say "foota" (or fuuta, whatever, same thing). silly to pronounce each letter.

"what site are you looking at?"
"enn ee oh gee ay eff."
 
Medalion said:
Yeah, as if full-fledged members don't abuse to hell and back that meme phrase. I may be a junior member, but I've been reading GAF for probably 10 years or so, I know most of yer crazy meme and catchphrases and photoshop threads.

Dude, chill the fuck out. 47 posts in one day so far...
And don't try and pretend you're a GAF OG and are any cooler than any regular junior.
 
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