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Splatoon |OT2| Prepare to Dye

After playing the game online my initial joy discovering the many facets of this games mechanics has now turned to frustration and annoyance, that fcking roller is overpowered as fuck,not when ppl roll it, but ppl who are good and jump and flick the paint at you for a split second then disappear under the ink using ninja perk is just maddening as hell
Everybody says that weapon is overpowered when they first play. Once you get some experience you'll come to realize it's one of the weakest.
 
I was like:"Seriously DaBoss, what the hell" I didn't even know that was possible. And that why I tried to inkstrike you out of spite whenever it was possible, but you keep surviving every time. I will get you next time....
lol

Well now you know. :p

Any bomb can be thrown over the wall there, so you aren't exactly 100% safe there.
Everybody says that weapon is overpowered when they first play. Once you get some experience you'll come to realize it's one of the weakest.
No way, it's one of the best. There's a reason why Splat Zones is filled with an abnormal amount of rollers, particularly Krak-on Rollers.
 
Before you do, play with the Squiffers for a few games, then play with the Splat or Kelp Chargers for a few more games. Then go to the E-Liter for however many games you want. But then go back down to the Splat/Kelp Charger and tell me it doesn't feel like a Squiffer after getting used to the slow charge time of the E-Liter. =P
The E-Liter is the most tempting charger on paper, but trying to pick it up directly was brutal in my few attempts. I am feeling the call to study the way of the charger and shall follow the path above.
 
So... this is why being the only gun in a brush/roller game is awesome:
splatdom.jpg
90-6.

15-2 k/d.
 
The inkbrush is my favorite weapon in this game, only downside to it I'd say the fact, for me anyways, it makes my hand get tired. It's also alot of fun to get the ink strike and using it at the last second of the match, I have won a few turfwars this way.
 
So, being from Finland, I often play with Japanese players. Stayed up long tonight and got to American only Turf Wars. Only tried three games in different lobbies, but boy did those non-kanji players suck! I should try ranked at night time!
 
If you plan on using the catwalks at all on the new map, consider wearing a set with run speed up. 2 primary slot run speed ups is about a 26% run speed boost which could really give you an advantage up there while you're exposed.

I think snipers will be having a field day up on the catwalks and rollers will probably want to stick to the ground. Leave kraken at home for Kelp Dome.
 
So... this is why being the only gun in a brush/roller game is awesome:

90-6.

15-2 k/d.

That brush user should be ashamed. To have gotten less than 600 (when you lose) is unacceptable....Nah jk, but seriously I only use the ink brush I always get at least 800-900 when I lose. Once I got 1200 when I lost.
 
After playing the game online my initial joy discovering the many facets of this games mechanics has now turned to frustration and annoyance, that fcking roller is overpowered as fuck,not when ppl roll it, but ppl who are good and jump and flick the paint at you for a split second then disappear under the ink using ninja perk is just maddening as hell
New to the game I see. Just learn and be cautious.

They are no problem at all.
 
The people I face that use your weapon and have the splat wall as sub ability usually pick one of the two upper lanes and just hold it, I can't do shit. If the coast is clear spray paint on the zone from above since you do have some range on your weapon. Also you're in a safe position for your teammates to use you as a superjump location. Be wary of snipers playing from angles you are exposed to.

Also congrats on reaching the b-tier.

Thank you for your advice and kind words! :) I really appreciate it.
 
I think I'm actually going to start experimenting more with the E-Litre. At the first glance it seems absolutely crap but maybe it can work somehow?

I'm playing with it right now. Think of it this way, you'll have the longest range on any map. You'll charge damage slower, yes. But you'll hit dudes across maps and your area of denials rises really high. Mall is the best map for it currently as pretty much from any center perch, you can hit anyone else's perch.

Port is also good for it as well. Treat it as an anti-charger charger weapon there.

Anyway, I wanted to post to say that I'm playing till the new map(and after), so if anyone wants, join me
 
Aerosprays have really bad range, though.
dat's da joke
I'm playing with it right now. Think of it this way, you'll have the longest range on any map. You'll charge damage slower, yes. But you'll hit dudes across maps and your area of denials rises really high. Mall is the best map for it currently as pretty much from any center perch, you can hit anyone else's perch.

Port is also good for it as well. Treat it as an anti-charger charger weapon there.

Anyway, I wanted to post to say that I'm playing till the new map(and after), so if anyone wants, join me
Not playing atm, but ever since the patch, I haven't seen you on my "Join Friends List". Or maybe saw you once ever since.
 
I have a confession to make. Some shitty Japanese Charger came to hog the tower I was manning on the Skatepark essentially only managing to be in the way of my shots. Then I returned the favor in kind by doing the same to him. Turns out he was trying to snipe DaBoss or some other GAF sniper that in turn got a nice double kill right there. Kind of 50% felt bad afterwards.
It was me, you were owning me that game too I couldn't take you off that tower and then I saw both of up there and went for it and bam double kill
 
MouldyK said:
In Tune of Mulan's "I'll Make a Man Out of You":

Link Here

Let's get down to Squidness
To defeat Bad Guys.
Did they send me Octolings
When I asked for Squids?

You're the Unfreshest I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a Squid
Out of you.

Tranquil as a Saltspray
But on Walleye within.
Once you find your Splat Zone
You are sure to win.

You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot
And you haven't got Freshness.
Somehow I'll make a Squid
Out of you.

NotLiquid: I'm never gonna Charge Special
Heng: Say goodbye to those who knew me
Jintor: Boy, was I a fool in Mall for painting walls
Kangi: This guy's got them scared to death
MouldyK: Hope he doesn't Roll right through me
NotLiquid: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim

BE A SQUID
We must be swift as a coursing Inkbrush
BE A SQUID
With all the force of a great Kraken
BE A SQUID
With all the strength of a raging Inkstrike
Mysterious as the Green Striped Long Sleeve Tee!

Time is racing toward us
'til Knockouts arrive.
Heed my every Booyah
And you might Stay Fresh.

You're unsuited for the Splat of Zones
Go back to, Turf War you're through
How could I make a Squid
Out of you?

BE A SQUID
We must be swift as a coursing Inkbrush
BE A SQUID
With all the force of a great Kraken
BE A SQUID
With all the strength of a raging Inkstrike
Mysterious as the Pink-Shrimp Polo Tee!

BE A SQUID
We must be swift as a coursing Inkbrush
BE A SQUID
With all the force of a great Kraken
BE A SQUID
With all the strength of a raging Inkstrike
Mysterious as the White Anchor T-Shirt!
Stay Fresh!

Made this quick and dirty on my phone during lunch.
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out of curiosity, do you use Ink Saver (Sub)? On my one sad attempt to learn the E-Liter I couldn't spam nearly as many bombs before I ran out of ink. And I think it takes like 3 or 4 direct hits to kill someone with the bombs

It should be 2 direct hits with the bombs to splat and about 4-5 indirect hits to splat. I considered using Ink Saver Sub, but the E-Liter itself uses a ton of ink. By the way, a fully charged E-Liter can get about 30 points max per charged shot and the Splat Charger can get about 23 points max charged. There's definitely something off with that, especially since the roads can be wide and long.


I played the roller the way Red was at one point. Skies hated me for it. =P

The E-Liter is the most tempting charger on paper, but trying to pick it up directly was brutal in my few attempts. I am feeling the call to study the way of the charger and shall follow the path above.

It's a good path just to experiment. Although, if you have a main damage up perk, you might as well skip the Squiffers and go straight for the Kelp or Splat Charger. Then again, Squiffers can teach you Charger play at the short and mid range.

If you plan on using the catwalks at all on the new map, consider wearing a set with run speed up. 2 primary slot run speed ups is about a 26% run speed boost which could really give you an advantage up there while you're exposed.

I think snipers will be having a field day up on the catwalks and rollers will probably want to stick to the ground. Leave kraken at home for Kelp Dome.

I agree with run speed up. However, Charger play is stupid risky on the catwalks. I'm pretty sure nearly every weapon can still hit you.

Ok I'll try. If it sucks I'll hold you as responsible.

Tell us your results. =D


Made this quick and dirty on my phone during lunch.
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Of course you would. =D
 
More Japanese twitter updates and google translate
I'm way to late again....

今週末のフェスに先駆けて最新PVが公開された。 タイやヒラメ……ではなく、イカやクラゲが舞い踊るアゲアゲムードを体感して欲しい。 曲は、聴けば天国歌えば極楽、皆さんご存知「シオカラ節」だ!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PsBfxHrQHY

The latest PV was published ahead of the weekend of the festival now. In Thailand and flounder ...... no, I want you to experience the Ageage mood dancing squid and jellyfish. The song, paradise if sing heaven If you listen, you're know "salted clause"!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PsBfxHrQHY

https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/608439223394430976

ごはんとパン、どちらに投票すべきだろうか。 ふっくら炊けたごはんに塩鮭、海苔、納豆などのシンプルな副菜と味噌汁があれば言うことなしだ。 生卵を割って醤油をかけ、一気に掻き込むのもたまらない。 ああ、やはりごはんにすべきか……。

Rice and bread, I wonder should vote for either. Salted salmon to plump cook rice, seaweed, it's without saying if there is a simple side dish and miso soup, such as natto. Is multiplied by a soy sauce by dividing the raw eggs, it is also dying to rake in at once. Oh, still ...... it should be to rice.

https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/608466084317007872

ごはんとパン、どちらに投票すべきか未だ迷っている。
厚切りのトーストにたっぷりのバター。私はさらにジャムを塗る。
ちぎった断面からのぼりたつ湯気と小麦の香り。
サクッとした歯応えともっちりした食感。
ああ、やはりパンにすべきか……。

Rice and bread, I'm still wondering whether to vote for either.
Plenty of butter on toast of chunks. I still paint a jam.
Steam and wheat aroma of rising from the tear cross-section.
Smart Contact was crunchy and Motchiri and texture.
Oh, still ...... I should be in pan.

https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/608466448726544384

明日6月11日午前11時、新しいステージ「モズク農園」が追加される。 上から見ると正方形に近いステージだ。 中央の広場へは左右から回り込むか、金網の橋を渡って進入できる。 外周部は塗れないビニールハウスで迷路状に区切られているぞ。

June 11 11:00 tomorrow, a new stage "mozuku farm" is added. Viewed from the top it's stage close to a square. Or wraps around from the left and right to the center of the square, you can enter across the bridge of wire mesh. Are separated in the maze-like in a plastic house periphery that is not wet.

https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/608560026760773632

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Gotta love the official art and the little video clip
 
By the way, a fully charged E-Liter can get about 30 points max per charged shot and the Splat Charger can get about 23 points max charged. There's definitely something off with that, especially since the roads can be wide and long.

seems to be pretty consistent, no? The E-Liter has a bit more range so you cover a slightly larger area. Though I have no idea if the path from the E-Liter is thicker than the one from the Splat Charger
 
seems to be pretty consistent, no? The E-Liter has a bit more range so you cover a slightly larger area. Though I have no idea if the path from the E-Liter is thicker than the one from the Splat Charger

It's thick, long and coming for you, short-range weapon user.
 
Got up to rank B. I'm progressively finding ranked battles more interesting than normal turf war. It's just really tense, and things can change so quickly.
 
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