"We regret to report the splatting of the wife and her two inklings by their husband and father. The father purchased the Krak-on Roller used in the crime at his local Ammo Knights Store two days earlier. This fresh splatting took place while the family was gathered at Arowana Mall on a Sunday afternoon. The day of the inking, the father went to the trunk of his car, retrieved the Roller, and splatted his wife as she was cleaning up the kitchen after lunch. When his ten-year-old inkling boy came to investigate the commotion, the father splatted him, too. His six-year-old inkling girl had the good sense to hide in the ink, but reports suggest he lured her out by using the Echolocator. The girl was found splatted once in Roller-Shotgun Splat Range. The mother, who he splatted in the stomach, was with a special at the time. Judd arriving on-scene after neighbors called 911 found the father in his car, listening to Callie and Marie's show. Several days before the splatting, neighbors say they heard the father repeating "STAY FRESH" in a loud voice. They said it was like he was chanting some strange spell. There was another family splatted to death in the same state last month, and in December last year, a man used a Splatterscope and Inkbrush to splat his entire Friendlist. In each case, the perpretrators was 'dad'. State police say the string of splattings appears unrelated, though it could be part of a larger trend, such as inkome, childcare, and the headphones with the mountain vest."