Shocking News. Adams Sandlers newest film (Pixels) sucks.

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inm8num2

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The Sandman strikes again!

This movie was the biggest box office tossup for the summer. Even with mediocre reviews one could imagine Pixels pulling in $100M+ domestically, but being unanimously panned is another matter.
 
does anyone doubt it can do well?
Sandler rarely bombs right?

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Yeah, he's a pretty safe bet. Even Grown Ups 2 made bank. This will probably do well.
 

Fjordson

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Well, to be fair, it's only 11 critics so far. Surely it can't be that b--

"There are legitimate excuses for going to see "Pixels." Losing a bet, perhaps. Having a loved one held for ransom. Maybe a serious blow to the head."

...Oh.
That one got me lmao. Goddamn.
 

Camjo-Z

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I read the leaked screenplay for this and it was fucking horrible (it may quite possibly have the dumbest ending in all of cinema), yet I still want to watch it. If it's any consolation I've never paid to see any other Adam Sandler film.
 

GusBus

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I'd given up hope for Sandler ages ago. More damning is Chris Columbus's involvement. He's made good films in the past, so the fact that he's attached to this shit is depressing.
 

webkatt

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I saw a early screening of this and it isn't bad. I mean it isn't going to win any awards but it's a fun watch. The premise is dumb and the movie is full of plot holes but is a fun turn off your mind kind of movie.

While it does have that trademarked Sandler dumb humor, it isn't as crass/lazy as some of his recent work, especially due to the ensemble cast. For me the low point of the movie was Dinklage. Just didn't work for me.
 

Dabanton

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And yet, in every movie I see in theaters, when the trailer plays the theater is uproariously laughing throughout it.

This will make bank.

Exactly. They showed the trailer for this in front of Ant Man and the audience ate it up.

It's pointless even rating these kind of movies. It's just seems like a chance for critics to see who can one up each other with OTT verbiage. And get 'sick burns'
 

zeemumu

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His performance in Destiny says otherwise. I fear that his fantastic acting in Game of Thrones is the outlier.

Nah, he's been pretty good in other stuff. I thought he was decent in Days of Future Past. Destiny seemed like an error in direction and writing and this just seemed like an error in its entirety.
 
You guys realize Peter Dinklage is a little person right?

Star or no I don't think he'll ever be in the position where he can be finicky about a role, especially a Sandler one which is always a huge payday.
 

BadAss2961

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Sandler is garbage, but all the ads for this are really good. Uses classic game characters in some funny ways.

Looks like a fun movie for kids with nostalgia for the grown ups.
 

Corpekata

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Ah man I didn't know Michele Monahagan had been demoted to the "love interest of a Sandler type" phase of her career already. Shame, you will be missed.
 

Mareg

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I saw the ad on youtube yesterday.
Good god that preview was cringe worthy. Aside from worthless use of gaming assets, the acting looked so so bad.
I'm not even sure this can be funy bad. It looked like bad bad. No way I will ever give that thing a chance.
 
I been telling you, this is filling the Transformers slot since there's no Transformers movie to see this summer. Quality doesn't matter. Only novelty. And the novelty of seeing Adam Sandler play Donkey Kong and Tyrion Lannister drive away from Pac-Man is all it's gonna take.

This will make boatloads of cash and quality won't enter into that equasion for a fuckin second.
 

Zonic

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Man, I've seen a bunch of his movie reviews & this is easily the most mad he got at a film. Even Jim Sterling commented on the video saying "& I thought I could be vicious."

I REALLY don't want to see this, but of course I know that person who loves Sandler & thinks I would like this, so I'd probably hear MORE comments on how I should've seen it if I don't go. It might be the discount film in a month or so, but I sure as hell ain't paying for the ticket if I'm forced to go.
 
Man, I've seen a bunch of his movie reviews & this is easily the most mad he got at a film. Even Jim Sterling commented on the video saying "& I thought I could be vicious."

I REALLY don't want to see this, but of course I know that person who loves Sandler & thinks I would like this, so I'd probably hear MORE comments on how I should've seen it if I don't go. It might be the discount film in a month or so, but I sure as hell ain't paying for the ticket if I'm forced to go.
Could just, like, not go.
 

Hatchtag

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Hope there's a Half in the Bag for this. They've skipped the last few Sandler movies.

I donno. Jack and Jill was super thorough and it's not like any of his movies have deviated from the problems that one had too heavily. Reviewing his newest ones would likely just be repeating that review for the most part.
 

Sulik2

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This was the first Adam Sandler movie trailer I thought looked remotely funny since I don't know when. Stupid nostalgia.
 

Zonic

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José Mourinho;172669216 said:
Could just, like, not go.
As mentioned, if I don't go, I'm most likely going to hear more comments on how I should see it because it has video game characters I would recognize & it was "funny". I already told the same person THREE TIMES I wasn't interested because it had Adam Sandler. In fact, the conversation went the same way each time:

Movie is brought up
"nah it doesn't look good"
"But it has Adam Sandler!"
"I know, that's why I don't want to see it..."
"Aww, but I love Sandler!"
 

Miletius

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The movie does indeed look awful. It's too bad too cause the temptation to see this was high based on nostalgia. But, Adam Sandler and Kevin James... no thanks.
 

Animator

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That's probably the most tragic part of this. You have this kinda amazing looking visual effect wasted on a fucking lame-ass Adam Sandler nostalgia-grab.

Hahah that's kinda what we were saying while working on this movie.

I saw this yesterday at a crew screening and it is bad but not %0 bad. I honestly enjoyed it in most parts. It has that Chris Colombus movie charm but sadly you can tell Sandler also had creative control and anything he touches turns to shit. He is also looking absolutely bored in all his scenes.
 

Auctopus

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His performance in Destiny says otherwise. I fear that his fantastic acting in Game of Thrones is the outlier.

He's one of the most overrated actors going right now. Same as the Arya actress. Some people fail to separate characters and the actor and no, that isn't a good thing.
 
I actually am shocked. When you look at Adam Sander's resume, you'd think it'd already be beating out Jack and Jill (3%), Grown Ups (10%), Grown Ups 2 (7%), and others. I'd figure Pixels would end up in the 40s on RT but ... nope.
 
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