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[Rur0ni]

The introspection you would have when cleaning your semen from a robotic asscrack.

A sad moment.

 

[Bloodrage]

 

[louie]

Absolutely disgusting. Playing street fighter with a phone jesus christ

 

[Valnen]

Absolutely disgusting. Playing street fighter with a phone jesus christ

Grossest thing in the video by far.

 

[LoveCake]

What are you supposed to do with it?

I had one of these when they were all the rage,

I still have it in the loft i think.

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

Assy, no!

Bravo, sir, I got this one.

 

[hypernima]

it's official, twerking has been completely Columbused.

 

[rtcn63]

 

[LookAtMeGo]

I'd hit it.

 

[subrock]

Already been done

http://youtu.be/EU2AIxkxiwg

oh man I cry-laughed when I watched this the first time

 

[Piers]

What a novelty cocktail shaker.

 

[Head of Vengarl]

Holy shit the video.

PornHub is nearing god-tier marketing level.

 

[TheSeks]

Absolutely disgusting. Playing street fighter with a phone jesus christ

Here at NeoGAF we focus on the important issues.

 

[Johndoey]

The introspection you would have when cleaning your semen from a robotic asscrack.

Not that different from cleaning a Fleshlight I imagine. Important question do they have skin tone options?

 

[LookAtMeGo]

What a novelty cocktail shaker.

He he "cocktail shaker".

 

[Stat Flow]

Here at NeoGAF we focus on the important issues.

 

[Cmerrill]

Can you have sex with it?

 

[Alienous]

What a novelty cocktail shaker.

 

[Mindlog]

The introspection you would have when cleaning your semen from a robotic asscrack.

A sad moment.

The resolve to do better, apply all of your skills and design a self cleaning model.

 

[oti]

How exactly did this picture come to be?

 

[Shpeshal Nick]

Laughed damn hard.

Also, I wonder how my wife would react to me wanting to buy this?

 

[xKilltheMx]

Already saw this....totally want one. My gf on the other hand isnt too happy to hear that.

 

[subrock]

How exactly did this picture come to be?

its a rebrand of something that I assume came from 4chan or reddit

 

[MagicWithEarvin]

The introspection you would have when cleaning your semen from a robotic asscrack.

lol

 

[Azerare]

Looking at it when addressed like this, it provides introspection.

 

[cubicle47b]

They really do have amazing marketing and PR.

 

[Liabe Brave]

50 twerking prostitutes, though?

Well, I can get you 50 twerking prostitutes by next week, or 10 twerkbots by New Thanksgiving. They do the work of 10 prostitutes!

 

[dr3upmushroom]

Why are they only showing white women twerking? That's racist.

 

[wanderingprostheyltite]

What are you supposed to do with it?

I had one of these when they were all the rage,

I still have it in the loft i think.

omg I completely forgot about these. Reminds me of the time I got a venus fly trap when those were more popular too.

On topic...imagine this thing synched to videos with VR. Bye bye birth rate.

 

[MrHoot]

 

[Ultimadrago]

$799.99? Aw, man.

Better start saving.

 

[YoungFa]

On topic...imagine this thing synched to videos with VR. Bye bye birth rate.

They are sold with a vr headset included.

 

[shaowebb]

Someone will make a Game of Thrones worthy gaming throne out of them for DOA. I just know it...

 

[ReiGun]

The introspection you would have when cleaning your semen from a robotic asscrack.

I feel like this would one of those moments that changes a man. Like you'd become an entirely different person.

 

[Mindlog]

$799.99? Aw, man.

Better start saving.

Or wait for the refurbs.

 

[kmax]

Meanwhile, in Japan

 

[SegaShack]

Wait, so they are playing street fighter 2 on the TV, but their phones themselves are touch screen SNES controllers? I'm so confused.

 

[shaowebb]

Needs James Chen face and Cammy Camo photoshopped on it quick for SFV thread.

 

[ElTorro]

Can it fart?

 

[SegaShack]

Reminds me of Donkey Kong Jungle Beat.

 

[Nebula]

Can it fart?

Asking the real questions.

 

[hateradio]

😆

What are you supposed to do with it?

I had one of these when they were all the rage,

I still have it in the loft i think.

Such innocent times. :?

 

[Hoo-doo]

That video is the best thing. These guys are great fun.

 

[Acinixys]

Fuck me

$800 for a fleshlight that vibrates and heats up

Ill rather buy an actual fleshlight, stick it in the microwave for a minute and then duct tape it to the washing machine. Same effect for 1/10th of the price

Oh its $800 cause it comes with a VR headset

Thanks Obama

 

[wanderingprostheyltite]

They are sold with a vr headset included.

Silliness, probably won't be very good quality. Should be sold separately for those that already have one.

 

[Hoo-doo]

How exactly did this picture come to be?

It used to say '4chan' instead of NeoGAF.

 

[zorlaczerohero]

Already been done

http://youtu.be/EU2AIxkxiwg

In the name of Jesus Christ he wants you outta here, OUT!

Oh Bible belts everywhere, in the name of Jesus Christ never change, YouTube use would plummet.

 

[jooey]

Can you have sex with it?

define "with"

 

[blitzcloud]

2 pages and still no avatarquote of the OP? I'm disappointed.

 

[AyaisMUsikWhore]

So the fake ass movement has come fill circle. Real women are being replaced lol. First vaginas, now ass... What's next?

Fully functional Android 18? ;__________;