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[soultron]

Some potential for Oculus Rift threads lol

Serious question: why is this man missing one sandal?

 

[tribal24]

what makes that video more gross is the fact their playing SF with a phone but not even the six button configuration. Like WTF who does that

 

[CadetMahoney]

I would assume so, since men never really had that many options unless they wanted to use one for insertion.

However, now with these items, I'm sure that will change.

Nah, I expect ppl who use these would be seens as "super losers" or something. It will never be tolerated under the "sexual health" banner as, say, vibrators or something.

 

[Slammin_Hammon]

From a practical standpoint, where do you store your shame when not in use? Also I wonder how easily it turns on. I can imagine awkwardness when suddenly your houseguests hear vibrations and it's coming from your fake ass.

 

[devilhawk]

Serious question: why is this man missing one sandal?

Clearly, you need to wait for the robotic foot sex device.

 

[Ratrat]

This is the best twerking bot.

This is much better than that obnoxious pornhub video.

 

[dh4niel]

What a time to be alive.

 

[Auto-Reply]

I like mech butts and I cannot lie...

 

[LocknessMobster]

In b4 the cock

 

[hateradio]

Nah, I expect ppl who use these would be seens as "super losers" or something. It will never be tolerated under the "sexual health" banner as, say, vibrators or something.

What are they labeled under in Amazon? (If it even has these things in there.)

I'm sure that flesh lights and whatnot are probably under that category.

From a practical standpoint, where do you store your shame when not in use? Also I wonder how easily it turns on. I can imagine awkwardness when suddenly your houseguests hear vibrations and it's coming from your fake ass.

From the looks of the video in the OP, it's meant to be shared with everyone! So leave it out in the open.

 

[dorn.]

Serious question: why is this man missing one sandal?

Because he's lost control of his life.

 

[davepoobond]

It doesn't have a built in picture holder or LCD screen? Pretty low tier product.

 

[Sheroking]

So who is the first dude who gets caught by his girlfriend/wife/roommate/mother/stranger with a VR headset on and his dick in this thing?

How does the he go on with life?

 

[Menome]

So who is the first dude who gets caught by his girlfriend/wife/roommate/mother/stranger with a VR headset on and his dick in this thing?

How does the he go on with life?

I'm predicting an Off-Topic thread about this very incident by the end of the year.

Month.

Week.

 

[a.wd]

Some potential for Oculus Rift threads lol

So....many...fingerprints...

 

[UrbanRats]

And here he is when he grows up

Dude doesn't even have a boner, how am i supposed to be sold on this thing?

 

[Acrylic7]

you call that twerking...

 

[waypoetic]

Sometimes I feel like the only human being for whom twerking does nothing. And I say that as an ass man.

You're not alone. It looks stupid as hell. I say that as an ass man and as someone who enjoys dancing.

 

[waypoetic]

EDIT: double post

 

[flkraven]

 

[Bluekaveli]

I'd buy this if I were a Gaf member

BWAHHHHHHAAAAAHAHA!

 

[Kinsella]

I got disgusted and turned it off... when I saw those two idiots controlling video games on their TV with iPhones.

 

[yagal]

No ebony in a video about twerking WTF?

 

[7threst]

...why did I clicked that link at work...

 

[DOG3NZAKA]

These have better jiggle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cItF-1JWr0

And then there is this thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rM2P1pz-jo

Both NSFW and the sales man is incredible. So many choice quotes from both videos

I love how nonchalant and professional he is. LOL

 

[MudoSkills]

Meanwhile, at Gaf HQ...

 

[Ploid 3.0]

omg at the Evilore + Bishoptl gif. hahaha

 

[Head of Vengarl]

Meanwhile, at Gaf HQ...

http://i.imgur.com/us1szjk.gif

The thread that keeps on giving.

 

[thesuperfunk]

My neighbours have totally just witnessed me viewing that video on my laptop ...

Spoiler

hooked upto a 46'' TV.

 

[Anoregon]

Meanwhile, at Gaf HQ...

A++

 

[Kanye]

the future is finally here

 

[Lamel]

Science has finally gone too far.

Meanwhile, at Gaf HQ...

Oh my fuck.

 

[Ultimadrago]

Meanwhile, at Gaf HQ...

Dying

 

[mrklaw]

I love how nonchalant and professional he is. LOL

I love how embedded youtube videos in mobile GAF are VERY graphic on those two videos.

 

[Audioboxer]

Meanwhile, at Gaf HQ...

The internet, you win.

 

[perfectchaos007]

We have an unboxing video.

nsfw

 

[coleco]

They do the unboxing video but don't show the fake asshole/vag because youtube would take it down? Come on.

The thing itself looks ridiculously big and cumbersome. It also needs to be plugged. And they mention it could cost $2000. It does come with VR goggles, though.

Not sure they'll sell much of those.

 

[B-Dex]

The blonde guy looks like someone who would buy it tbh.

 

[eddievanclaylen]

How am I going to hide this thing from my girlfriend?

 

[The Hermit]

Excellent adventures indeed.

 

[Poodlestrike]

How am I going to hide this thing from my girlfriend?

Put it in a pair of granny panties, tell her it's a massage pillow.

 

[eddievanclaylen]

GAF, you always know how to brighten my day

 

[Fenderputty]

We have an unboxing video.

nsfw

This is hilarious

 

[darkwing]

we have come a long way since landing on the moon

 

[rtcn63]

How am I going to hide this thing from my girlfriend?

I don't think it's meant for people who already have girlfriends.

 

[Syf]

That video though lmao

 

[Zantetsuken]

Math. Electricity. Automobile. Internet. Robotic Twerking Ass.

 

[Miracle]

This gif has a lot of potential for incredible photoshops. Replacing the Butt for some hyped video game and the guy's face for someone like Shu or whatever main developer. XD

 

[MVP]

Meh, I'd pay for a Mizz Twerksum version, tattoos and all.

 

[Maximo]

We have an unboxing video.

nsfw

"I think it's like $2000 or something, would you buy it?"
"Nah...but if you gave it to me for free I'll definitely fuck It"