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[Zetta]

The question isn't if this is right or wrong, the real question is if it comes in other colors.

 

[Timedog]

You can hire 50 prostitutes at that price point.

500, actually.

And the wankband is also amazing.

 

[Hoo-doo]

Already been done

http://youtu.be/EU2AIxkxiwg

Holy shit, that was the funniest shit ever when it got going. Also, are these people in the video mentally challenged?

 

[braves01]

The introspection you would have when cleaning your semen from a robotic asscrack.

The introspection you would have when you decide not to clean it right away and then end up using it again first.

 

[Catalix]

The question isn't if this is right or wrong, the real question is if it comes in other colors.

No, but other colors can come into it.

 

[Galang]

That was a good trailer tbh. I would never use one, but at least the product entertained me in a video.

 

[dehydratedbabies]

That video is hilarious.

 

[UrbanRats]

The introspection you would have when cleaning your semen from a robotic asscrack.

Once the machines take over, that's the only job humans will have left, anyway.

 

[MUnited83]

Some potential for Oculus Rift threads lol

 

[Bloodrage]

Some potential for Oculus Rift threads lol

Chris Pratt really is in everything these days.

 

[Darknight]

Some potential for Oculus Rift threads lol

First world problems....

 

[a Master Ninja]

Grossest thing in the video by far.

You just posted the most disgusting thing on Pornhub.

 

[Aselith]

50 twerking prostitutes, though?

By far the best day of Christmas

 

[Saphyel]

So the fake ass movement has come fill circle. Real women are being replaced lol. First vaginas, now ass... What's next?

Fully functional Android 18? ;__________;

I hope so! and you are very welcome to send me one.

 

[LOLDSFAN]

Some potential for Oculus Rift threads lol

Nipples, fingerprints, and a vibrating butt describes this GIF.

 

[Laz-E-Boy]

https://youtu.be/yHnhDd7HlSY?t=1m10s

Absolutely lost it at that guys laugh.

 

[Fine Ham Abounds]

I guess we know where Hideo Kojima is working next.

The ER visit when someone explains they had to fuck this thing in order to disable a bomb inside would be legendary

 

[Sheroking]

You can hire 50 prostitutes at that price point.

$1000 can buy you 50 prostitutes?

What kind of stank ass prostitutes are you fucking with?

 

[soultron]

$1000 can buy you 50 prostitutes?

What kind of stank ass prostitutes are you fucking with?

Clearly this man has a dollar menu mindset when it comes to hiring sex workers.

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

Is it Real Doll compatible?

 

[Summer Haze]

That video is fucking hilarious.

 

[Cuburt]

You know this must hit too close to home when no one even half-jokingly posts this pic in a VR porn thread

 

[ItIsOkBro]

$1000 can buy you 50 prostitutes?

What kind of stank ass prostitutes are you fucking with?

$20 is basically 2X min wage bruh. That's mid class at worst.

 

[Kaako]

That fucking video ahahah.

 

[Curtisaur]

Does it come with a warranty that includes a shame clause, so I can throw it out when I'm done with it and disgusted with myself and then get a replacement for just the cost of shipping and handling?

 

[JMDSO]

$20 is basically 2X min wage bruh. That's mid class at worst.

Shiiiit... If I paid them $20 for start to finish they'd make $400 an hour off me.

 

[Aselith]

You know this must hit too close to home when no one even half-jokingly posts this pic in a VR porn thread

And here he is when he grows up

 

[ZealousD]

Fuck me

Other way around.

 

[Rentahamster]

lol @ the related videos (no link because NSFW)

Cyberskin Ashley Blue Pussy and Ass Masturbator

"It's better than me! My ass used to feel this tight, but not anymore!"

ayy

 

[bigwinnerx]

[BUY NEW] [BUY USED]

 

[Dennis]

Cameron Diaz is sure looking good these days.

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

Glad I'm not alone in thinking she looked like Diaz.

 

[Dennis]

You know this must hit too close to home when no one even half-jokingly posts this pic in a VR porn thread

GAF-fixed

 

[youngplaya21]

Fuck me

$800 for a fleshlight that vibrates and heats up

Ill rather buy an actual fleshlight, stick it in the microwave for a minute and then duct tape it to the washing machine. Same effect for 1/10th of the price

Oh its $800 cause it comes with a VR headset

Thanks Obama

Holy shit :lol

 

[16BitNova]

The question isn't if this is right or wrong, the real question is if it comes in other colors.

And sizes. Sometimes I'm in the mood for a donk.

 

[AGITΩ]

You know this must hit too close to home when no one even half-jokingly posts this pic in a VR porn thread

Couldnt help myself

 

[Tunavi]

wow. thats terrible. How could anyone use that? That's so weird. Where is the store that sells them? So terrible. Where do you buy those? What's the address to the website that sells those?

 

[User 85168]

Couldnt help myself

Holy shit hahaha

:lol

 

[Alcotholic]

These have better jiggle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cItF-1JWr0

And then there is this thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rM2P1pz-jo

Both NSFW and the sales man is incredible. So many choice quotes from both videos

 

[Admiral Woofington]

AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M

*spanks robo butt furiously*

 

[CadetMahoney]

Is it true women use/buy more sex toys than men?

 

[PirateKing]

Couldnt help myself

10/10

 

[hateradio]

Some potential for Oculus Rift threads lol

Finger prints. Ew . . . I just thought of something.

So all the slime will get on your VR headset when you take it off . . . unless you do some kind of head spin or something.

Couldnt help myself

😂

These have better jiggle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cItF-1JWr0

And then there is this thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rM2P1pz-jo

Both NSFW and the sales man is incredible. So many choice quotes from both videos

And the names on these things . . . the guy is like on the verge of not being a creep if that makes sense.

Is it true women use/buy more sex toys than men?

I would assume so, since men never really had that many options unless they wanted to use one for insertion.


However, now with these items, I'm sure that will change.

 

[HomerSimpson-Man]

Aside from favorite porno and performers, really, what's there to argue about, who nutted the quickest or the biggest? You all soiled yourself the same!

Couldnt help myself

 

[redmetal86]

They're playing Street Fighter II with iPhones.

Tiger upper butt.

 

[Wynnebeck]

Couldnt help myself

LOL Done.

Also, I love seeing girls twirk, but I'd rather the girls actually have an ass to shake, not some toned, flat butt.

 

[Kaako]

Couldnt help myself
http://media.giphy.com/media/3oEduRTLxzcPdEBitW/giphy.gif

Aaaand /slayed

 

[Acorn]

"Watch next pornhub records" pornhub records? We've created a monster

 

[AMUSIX]

Tiger upper butt.

Tiger up her butt? I think that's an entirely different toy....



As for this, might make a nice vibrating neck pillow. Think they'll allow you to use it on a plane?

 

[Vampire On Titus]

Couldnt help myself

transcendent