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[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Official campaign theme song

 

[EmCeeGramr]

Maybe next we'll hear about Vice President Updog.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Maybe next we'll hear about Vice President Updog.

What's updog?

 

[katkombat]

Proud to be an Iowan

 

[EmCeeGramr]

What's updog?

no


there is no victory in this

you know exactly what

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

no


there is no victory in this

you know exactly what

Fair enough, may I count on your vote? My jackass constituents will only take me so far.

 

[pseudocaesar]

BOFA DEEZ NUTS

Hahaha, funniest post ive seen in a long time.

 

[Prototype Viktor]

He won't win the independent nomination from Vermin Supreme

 

[ActStriker]

http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/main/2015/08/trump-grows-lead-in-nc-gop-leads-most-match-ups.html
http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/pdf/2015/PPP_Release_NC_81915.pdf

Finally another declared independent candidate, Deez Nuts, polls at 9% in North Carolina to go along with his 8% in Minnesota and 7% in Iowa in our recent polling. Trump leads Clinton 40/38 when he's in the mix.

Q31 Do you have a favorable or unfavorable opinion
of Deez Nuts?
Favorable 6% ........................................................
Unfavorable 13% ....................................................
Not sure 81% ..........................................................

Q32 If the candidates for President next year were
Democrat Hillary Clinton, Republican Donald
Trump, and independent Deez Nuts who would
you vote for?
Hillary Clinton 38% ..................................................
Donald Trump 40% .................................................
Deez Nuts 9% .......................................................
Not sure 12%

#I'mForDeezNuts

 

[Fury451]

I wonder if "President Nuts" would stop being funny after 4 years. I wager no, it would not.

 

[Veritigo_X]

http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/main/2015/08/trump-grows-lead-in-nc-gop-leads-most-match-ups.html
http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/pdf/2015/PPP_Release_NC_81915.pdf





#I'mForDeezNuts

President Not Sure wouldn't be bad either.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

DJ EZ Dick for VP

 

[Ziltoidia 9]

Alright, well, I'm going to stop following the campaign now. The greatness of what has happened so far just got ruined by BS. The year of the shoot campaign was great with trump, but now we got this. I'm out.

 

[dankir]

Get the bozack!!

Official campaign theme song

First thing I thought of!

 

[Archer]

I fully support Deez Nuts.

 

[daviyoung]

You can do it mate!

 

[NMHD]

Congrats to Deez Nuts, good luck!

 

[Damerman]

I hope he has a strong policy on BOFA.

I hate myself for laughing at this as much as i did.

 

[inner-G]

Hillary really doesn't seem to have a handle on Deez Nutz

 

[Magnet_Man]

I'm more interested in the new independent candidate, Senator I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.

 

[Walpurgis]

This reeks of 4chan.

 

[J@hranimo]

I cosign Deez Nuts and their presidential campaign.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Got eem

 

[DietRob]

So Ted Cruz is getting beat by Deez Nutz ?


I can dig it.

 

[Brakke]

The candidate is polling strong among independents but some question the campaign's viability, given the candidate's personal aversion to blue states.

 

[inner-G]

So Ted Cruz is getting beat by Deez Nutz ?


I can dig it.

Cruz
Deez
Nutz

 

[jediyoshi]

A true tragedy.

 

[diggmcbadass]

Tomorrow- Ben Dover

Ben Dover ain't no candidate, he's the American voter.

 

[LiK]

Wait what? Who signed me up for this?!

wow, best first post

 

[Killer Queen]

no


there is no victory in this

you know exactly what

Lmao

 

[OrangeGrayBlue]

Maybe I'm mistaken, but doesn't it cost something like $35,000 to file the paperwork necessary to officially run as a candidate?

 

[Eraser_Arcade]

I don't know, I heard that Deez Nuts is crazy.