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[Admiral Woofington]

I'd go thread by thread to give embarrassing tags

 

[Hellwarden]

I would make Rick and Morty and Space Dandy required viewing for a membership.

You don't like it? Go to reddit.

 

[JDSN]

Hates bowel movements and anime.

I'm on to you.

And now you know.

 

[Bare Grills]

I'd ban myself

 

[Ricky Ricardo]

Mandate that all posters use at least one coli smiley in every post

Gets my vote!

 

[John Kowalski]

Increase avatar size by twenty pixels right and down. Reorganize the Welcome menu. Maybe change my name.

 

[Pyccko]

Usurp EviLore, change everyone's tags sitewide to Junior Baby and proclaim myself Senior Baby, ruler of the realm.

Spoiler

Call me Señor Baby *shades*

 

[SteveO409]

Make a sub section for news. It's depressing as hell going to OT everyday and read morbid reality titles.

 

[ElTorro]

#ElTorro2015

This man here is the first who will get the custom tag he wants and deserves. Who is next? #MakeGAFGreatAgain #ElTorro2015

 

[Regiruler]

Try and push for a permaban reversal system so new users can experience what it was like when we had users like Denis Dyack

Be more liberal with tag suggestions so as to devalue the tag

 

[thefit]

That wouldn't be fair though. I use some of them.

Then post it on here if its ot and over there if its game related like it used to be and if the thread dies , it dies.

 

[inm8num2]

Give mod powers to every user and watch chaos reign.

 

[Timedog]

I'd make the various modbots have an orgy via text. This thread would be ongoing and have an OT in the community section.

 

[Zomba13]

If I was a mod I'd lock this thread with ModBot and give a witty last reply about how this thread has no value.

 

[ElTorro]

If I was a mod I'd lock this thread with ModBot and give a witty last reply about how this thread has no value.

This is why you can't be a mod. As your moderator, I would allow at least two shitty threads a day. Vote for a true progressive Gaffer. #ElTorro2015

 

[King Al B]

Id lock all American Cheese threads, and un junior myself.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

I'd make everyone's avatar Iron Fist.

I have come to the conclusion that you are Clark Gregg.

 

[Zyrox]

I'd break the seven seals that hold him in place and thus unban otrebor nightmarecoat. And then watch the chaos unfold.

 

[liliththepale]

I'd give up my moderatorship. I don't want that commitment or responsibility.

 

[FunkyPajamas]

And now you know.

So you wouldn't approve of my "Let's all use the Bristol Stool Scale from now on" thread?

 

[Admiral Woofington]

I'd give up my moderatorship. I don't want that commitment or responsibility.

jesus your fantasies must be a hoot lol

"I had a dream that I was flying through the sky. I then thought to myself that human can't fly so I went down and read a nice book"

 

[Paper Sparrow]

This is why you can't be a mod. As your moderator, I would allow at least two shitty threads a day. Vote for a true progressive Gaffer. #ElTorro2015

#TheTrueVisionary #CatAvatarsForEveryone #2ShittyThreads/Day #01110101 01110011 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101110 01100001 01101101 01100101 #ElTorro2015

 

[Dad]

I'd give up my moderatorship. I don't want that commitment or responsibility.

We've got ourselves a Cincinnatus over here

 

[Angry Grimace]

Tag myself with something funny and then quit immediately. I sure as hell aint doing work for free.

 

[Ambition]

I'd ban the words 'disgusting' and 'gross'

 

[liliththepale]

jesus your fantasies must be a hoot lol

"I had a dream that I was flying through the sky. I then thought to myself that human can't fly so I went down and read a nice book"

Oh, I have all sorts of fantasies. Just not about power. But, for what it's worth, I'm reading through Harry Potter for my sixth time right now.

 

[legacyzero]

Id never use Modbot.

I would also make it a point to always leave a comment when locking a thread. It's not always super obvious why its locked, and OP's need feedback on lockings, I feel.

 

[Floridian]

I'd ban the words 'disgusting' and 'gross'

Absolutely distasteful.

 

[Ezalc]

Would do small barely perceptible things just to fuck with everybody like switch some people's butts with words. Make screen names jumbled one day and normal the other butts. It'd be real wild butts.

 

[Conor_Fool]

I would banish everyone that didn't agree with me from the land and rule.

 

[Schattenjäger]

Thanosize EVERY thread

 

[liliththepale]

Would do small barely perceptible things just to fuck with everybody like switch some people's words with butts. Make screen names jumbled one day and normal the other. It'd be real wild.

I'm pretty sure mod edits to posts are still postscripted same as user edits, so there would be evidence of tampering.

 

[brianmcdoogle]

I'd permaban users who carelessly spread false information from twitter and reddit during breaking news events. It's gross and dangerous, and it makes no difference whether or not the user has good intentions. Same with people constantly quoting and repeating said information.

As for a semi joke answer? I'd create a "All anime/wrestling/comic talk goes here and nowhere else" like the 9/11 conspiracy thread.

 

[Red Mage]

Become Bish's apprentice.

 

[Dad]

I'd permaban users who carelessly spread false information from twitter and reddit during breaking news events. It's gross and dangerous, and it makes no difference whether or not the user has good intentions.

As for a semi joke answer? I'd create a "All anime/wrestling/comic talk goes here and nowhere else" like the 9/11 conspiracy thread.

There would be nothing left but tipping and shooting threads.

 

[Sabotage]

...

 

[Dennis]

Ban people for shit posting one or two word replies.

lol no

 

[Meohsix]

Perma ban anyone who posts and or quotes reaction gifs.

 

[Solid Samus]

I'd introduce a word filter targeting thread titles that replaces the phrase "am I the only one..." with the phrase "I was jerking off, when suddenly, I thought to myself..."

 

[Cloud Strife]

would you close this thread? jk please dont hurt me

Yeah.

 

[Deified Data]

I'd PM someone the ban histories of other members along with my personal shit list of members I'm looking to ban. When they make a thread exposing the exchange I'd ban them and delete the thread.

Then I'd go on being a mod, inexplicably.

Seriously though I'd lock all threads that get created to discuss a single tweet.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Oh, I never answered the question.

Hmm... I'd probably Thanos.

 

[coleco]

In serious threads I would edit user messages slightly so they would mean the opposite intended and I would quote them and go like 'wow! wtf? are you an idiot?'. Then I would wait for the inevitable apologies only to permaban them right after and warn all other posters.

 

[manueldelalas]

I would mod abuse all threads about some site making a list of ranking, unspoilering the list and junioring the thread starter that por that useless and annoying spoiler there to begin with.

Would ban those that bother to put non spoilered numbers in spoilered lists, because it gets more annoying.

 

[SoulUnison]

I'd wield my power appropriately and without any obvious signs of my interference.

I would be your new God.

Ascend me.

 

[Septimus Prime]

I'd do everything via Modbot.

Realistically, I wouldn't do all that much. I was a mod before for another forum, and I did more than I needed to/should have. I'd still do everything through Modbot, though.

 

[Ganzlinger]

I'd get all the girls. Chicks like mods.

 

[ipukespiders]

I'd remove all the social commentary from the gaming forum.

 

[Ezalc]

I'm pretty sure butt edits to posts are still postscripted same as user butts, so there would be evidence of tampering.

Yes. Unless it was really early in which case it doesn't show up.

Butts.

 

[Bacon]

I'd ban anyone who quotes and responds to a post below theirs. Don't fuck up the chronological order people!