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would you close this thread? jk please dont hurt me



What would you do?

I'd remove "So" from the beginning of thread titles.

What sort of formatting or guidelines would be part of your modding (in addition to the actual forum terms that all mods rule by)?

Would you spoiler-tag all pictures of spiders? Give out more tags?

Gimme your harmless mod aesthetic.

 

[BronsonLee]

I'd make everyone's avatar Iron Fist.

 

[NoctisVsStar]

I would've closed this before you even thought about it.

 

[Tarkus]

I'd ban you and all the users who make stupid comments when trying to post first.

 

[ElTorro]

I would change all your user names into their ASCII representation as binary bode. And I would change all your avatars into fucking cat pictures.

By the way, this is my official application for NeoGAF moderator.

 

[Buddha Beam]

Ban people for shit posting one or two word replies.

 

[Dad]

Is this the auditions?

 

[Log4Girlz]

Better quality textures and lighting for all

 

[Reverend Funk]

Make everyone rub my belly

 

[Regulus Tera]

I would ban you, then I would leave the thread open to show what happens to those that defy my authority.

 

[samn]

I'd get rid of those threads where it's 'list your blah' and then everyone lists their movie collection or their pc specs or some other crap.

It's the type of thread that is always bumped up to the top because everyone has something to contribute, yet is almost utterly useless as nobody can bear to trudge through anyone else's boring posts.

Also I'd explain to me why and when I got my tag.

 

[stufte]

Change random things to reference Thanos.

 

[jerry113]

Nah.

I'd play it pretty safely.

Except that I may show favoritism towards GAFers I find attractive.

 

[Skeyser]

Ban people for shit posting one or two word replies.

not cool

 

[injurai]

.gif avatars

 

[Gamerloid]

First I'd read the guidelines

 

[Piston Hyundai]

Clickbait = Junior

 

[RBH]

I would perma-ban all fans of the New Orleans Saints, Carolina Panthers, and Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

 

[Elitist1945]

Have a more realistic mindset next time you start a thread.

 

[Sanjuro]

I would ban people from taking about their favorite local restaurant in general pop-culture food threads.

 

[213372bu]

Remove all the mods and enforce rules that are bound to lead this forum into complete chaos, just to watch the world burn. >

Spoiler

No, but honestly my first action would be to see if we can remove a mod.

 

[Subpar Spatula]

I'd change every one's title to reference poop.

 

[Like the hat?]

Ban pun-gaf

Unban me after I get banned for backseat modding for this post

 

[Syrus]

Id always be first post and would always have people say naild it

 

[Bacon]

Mandate that all posters use at least one coli smiley in every post

 

[Floridian]

Well first I would give myself a custom title.

 

[Timeaisis]

Mmm...smells like tag fishing.

 

[Regret Upon Approval]

Terminate (ban) with extreme prejudice.

 

[Sami+]

Give myself a cool member title

 

[shira]

Mandate that all posters use at least one coli smiley in every post

What is Coli?

I have it installed but I have no clue what it is

 

[JDSN]

Poop related threads= Insta junior.
Arguments about the subtle differences between different chronophilias= Watchlist for future problematic posting pattern.

 

[DOWN]

My heart rate is going so fast right now. Like I'm pretty sure this is okay since it's not about actual GAF terms of service or bans, etc., just the humorous personality layer of modding. But it feels like living on the edge.

 

[Jawmuncher]

This feels like a trap.

 

[Ishida]

Unlock GAF Gold for all the users.

Imagine the madness.

 

[213372bu]

My heart rate is going so fast right now. Like I'm pretty sure this is okay since it's not about actual GAF terms of service or bans, etc., just the humorous personality layer of modding. But it feels like living on the edge.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

 

[Subpar Spatula]

Poop related threads= Insta junior.
Arguments about the subtle differences between different chronophilias= Watchlist for future problematic posting pattern.

Hates bowel movements and anime.

I'm on to you.

 

[Isotope]

Ban anyone who derails threads into petty list wars.

 

[ChrisD]

Unlock GAF Gold for all the users.

Imagine the madness.

GAF Platinum would still be a safe bastion

 

[BTM]

I would've closed this before you even thought about it.

Modority Report

 

[Currygan]

first thing first I would give myself a tag, at last, for chrissake

I wouldn't ban much, but I sure as hell would warn a whole lotta shitposting experts who pollute the boards and see if they got the clue. if they don't, well.
You wouldn't like me, but you will indeed understand I'm fair and just


#votecurrygan2016

 

[thefit]

Ban all OT's

ALL OF THEM.

 

[Makai]

Mmm...smells like tag fishing.

OP deserves a tag, though.

Spoiler

Junior Member

 

[FrsDvl]

I'd add So... in front of every thread title

 

[Floridian]

Ban all OT's

ALL OF THEM.

That wouldn't be fair though. I use some of them.

 

[Ishida]

GAF Platinum would still be a safe bastion

Go on...

 

[Dicer]

Return animated avatars
"Taco bell gives the shits" posts=perma ban
Allow boobies

 

[D4Danger]

give comic book movie fans their own section then close it and ban them all.

 

[Dad]

I'd reverse all the permabans and let the rivers run wild with bullshit

 

[Gordon Shumway]

I'd ban you and all the users who make stupid comments when trying to post first.

Smells like Trump freedom..

 

[Paper Sparrow]

I would change all your user names into their ASCII representation as binary bode. And I would change all your avatars into fucking cat pictures.

By the way, this is my official application for NeoGAF moderator.

#ElTorro2015