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[adj_noun]

whatever that talent is

See, even he doesn't know.

 

[j_k_redtail]

Ted Cruz. I just can't

 

[Gordon Shumway]

I'm amazing. Thank you.

 

[Officerrob]

Whatever that talent is...

 

[Ferrio]

They're debating at the Reagan Library? Wow... is this some elaborate ruse to setup some ritual to raise Reagan from the dead?

 

[slabrock]

I don't know if I can make it through this whole thing

 

[Matt_]

is there an unknown competition for longest marriage I was unaware of

 

[botty]

Trump winning already

 

[The Chosen One]

Ted Cruz is acting like he's hosting an After School special.

 

[HylianTom]

Who's face is more punchable? Trump or Cruz?

Oh, easily Cruz. EEEEEEasily.

 

[Wag]

I want to give you all my money.

 

[woolley]

Ted Cruz has to be one of the weirdest looking mother fuckers I've ever seen.

 

[- J - D -]

It's really astonishing how bad they are at trying to come off as sincere.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Ben Carson always sounds like he just woke up and has no idea where he is.

 

[Chie Satonaka]

The Cruz Bot has on too much makeup.

 

[NullPointer]

Carson's cadence always comes across as if he's bored shitless while trying to hypnotize me.

 

[Rymuth]

Huckabee: I pity the foo'

 

[Africanus]

Is it me, or does Donald Trump's face appear to be covered in Cheetos' dust?

 

[Smiley90]

could someone please PM me a stream? or does the CNN one in the OP only require a free signup...

 

[Plinko]

"A great life altogether." -- Trump slogan

Walker herpin' and derpin' as always.

 

[Jawbreaker]

beelliunzandbeelliunz.

 

[LyleLanley]

California has no water let's laugh about it

I think it was an attempt at making fun of this:

 

[PhoenixDark]

Donald Trump, ladies and gentlemen. No mention of his family lol.

 

[soul creator]

I need to get Ben Carson's voice on my sleepy time playlist

 

[JHoNNy1OoO]

Except the ILLEGAL MEXICANS Trump. You forgot about them. How can we trust you?!?

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

hoping this plane takes off pretty soon

 

[MikeDown]

Carson sounds the most intelligent out of all them

 

[Big Blue]

Ted Cruz has a really punchable face.

 

[kittenbreath]

For those who don't get it, Rubio had an awkward moment involving a water break when he was giving a response to Obama's SOTU address. Only five people in the room understood the reference.

 

[Kusagari]

Jeb has the blandest voice I've ever heard.

 

[Y2Kev]

Bush legit sucks.

 

[User 463088]

Jeb! No Last Name is also an anamatronic who escaped from Walt Disney World.

 

[Envelope]

trump:

fuck y'all i'm rich

 

[Arkeband]

#TenderTrump

 

[Limit]

yessssssssssssssssssssssss Trump you are so Hilarius to watch.

 

[Makai]

Points at head lol. Right out of Carson's playbook.

 

[Hopfrog]

Great life altogether?

 

[ElTorro]

Somebody turned on Robot Jeb.

 

[Amory]

God Scott walker looks so stupid

 

[Ashodin]

bragadocious

Are we sure JEB! isn't read off cards?

 

[Black Mamba]

Walker speaking so quickly.

 

[Hellwarden]

Ted Cruz looks like he's melting? am I the only one who sees this?

That's actually his superpower.

But if he's not careful, he'll evaporate like the Senator from the first X-men movie.

 

[Jarmel]

Bush trying to recite those memorized lines.

 

[aspiegamer]

Get fucked, Walker.

 

[Tarkus]

Holy fuck, I just fell asleep Jeb!

 

[Slacker]

Is that Scott Walker or an SNL cast member making fun of his creepy mannerisms?

 

[Macho Madness]

Hi I'm Sceatt Wealker

 

[Officerrob]

Trumps opening was extremely weak

 

[Gordon Shumway]

I don't know if I can make it through this whole thing

Open a bottle..I just did..

 

[Sanjuro]

He just did Arnold dirty.