fuck me i didnt remember the exact operation intrude that was on the tape lol
but you knew what i meant.
and none of them trained Gray Fox. In Metal Gear Solid 6ix you find out that the actual person that trained him was none other than Solidus Snake, who was on assignment in the area of middle africa. He lead a small battalion made exclusively of child soldiers who were all tough, but fair. And speaking of fair, one little pale and light haired boy was above the rest in toughness and fairness. He went by Jack but many referred to him as the White Lightning Boy which while redundant seemed to fit him in some way. He always acted first, then asked questions later. Often he would cry and cry but the battlefield was the only home he knew and these tears served to only make his lightning stronger. That's at least what it said on the back of his fatigues: Tears Make Lightning Stronger.
Also among them was a young girl named N. She's extremely cute, has an accent that would melt your cold heart, and she goes around helping the other boys with bandages and a scifi plastic pink syringe with a lovely little bow on it that she invented which converts wolbachia negative energies into beta alpha tissue repairing macronanomachines, an incredible invention that she made by having reviewed some documents she found in the attic of her home left up there by her aunt, a woman who went by the name of bizzarelove or something. Her thing is that she doesn't like getting caught up in the details! "when things are simple, they are universal" she would always say in between humming and wearing polka-dot pink and white swimsuits while deployed in the combat zone. She's close to Gray Fox though Fox does everything in his power to keep her away, including trying to get her to play hopscotch in a minefield while he punches her with giant boxing glosses that are made to look like small metal gears on each fist. She never falls for this, though, thinking he's just being a playful goof and not at all serious about this offer.
oh yeah so solidus takes up training GF but notices that while he sucks at shooting guns that he would make an excellent japanese stealth assassin. Fox then remarks that he's actually half japanese and comes from a long line of ninja assassins dating all the way back to world war II where his whole family all fought beside The Boss and her squad and did most (some say all) of the cleanup whenever things went bad. He then grabs a sword off the wall and slices the dummies in the room up into little bitty pieces, exclaiming HURT ME MORE in japanese, just as his ancestors did.
The game's conclusion starts with him swimming up to the front door of a base. he gets out, shakes his sword dry, and notices the massive hangar front door is wide open. He gets inside the base and they're doing some sort of practice drill. He can't figure out what it is for the life of him. He then notices what that noise he ignored earlier was. It wasn't his stomach grumbling again, he knows it's something else now. the noise is getting louder and closer. Is that a monster? No, but it's something, a machine of some sort. It appears as if the huge monster machine is walking towards the open door behind him. he toss his sword to the side to pick up his radio, he thinks he reads something on the side of the machine but can't quiet figure it out. he finds himself fumbling to start the radio and then decides to take his metal gear boxing gloves off because - for the first time ever - they were just getting in the way. He gets Donald Anderson on the radio - they bonded over both of them being half japanese earlier in the game and got closer when they discovered that both found western films to be really really interesting - and as the shadow of the machine's foot grows over him he finally gets something out
"metal gear?!"
david, being about 10 feet away from the radio in Cipher headquarters right next to Campbell and the head of Cipher who he never looks at for fear of being reprimanded, felt a sense of deja vu. Didn't that crazy guy Eli spend hours talking about a stupid walking robot called metal gear salsa back at the academy? His curiosity piqued, he puts his pants on, loads his clip one bullet at a time, and nods at the real big boss, who just finished having a dinner with Dr Clark and couldn't stop talking about how delicious that grilled belchers sea snake was. they kept saying how great that venomous snake was, how simple it was to cook and eat took.
David has no time for inside jokes: He has a mission to get on with.
