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Bruh, stop with this jit stuff. Your "friend" is stupid and unworthy. You posted this thread because you want to fuck his GF, so stop playing dumb and keep it trill. If he's disinterested, then just make your move. Whether you get with his woman or not, in 5yrs time you guys won't be friends anymore anyway... so YOLO or stop making passive aggressive beta threads breh.

this is what i would say if i wasn't such a good dude.
 
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HardRojo

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Oh, I thought this thread was going to be about one of the most common lies modern men use to get girls to come over. "Come over, let's watch Netflix and chill". I'm guilty of this one :p

If your friend is not interested in nothing else then I don't know why he'll try and ask her out.
 

ReiGun

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Bruh, stop with this jit stuff. Your "friend" is stupid and unworthy. You posted this thread because you want to fuck his GF, so stop playing dumb and keep it trill. If he's disinterested, then just make your move. Whether you get with his woman or not, in 5yrs time you guys won't be friends anymore anyway... so YOLO or stop making passive aggressive beta threads breh.
Damn.
 

Izuna

Banned
I uh, actually am guilty of not knowing what Netflix and Chill meant.

First movie I suggested, was rewatching Matilda. I got a cure laugh out of that, but when I loaded up Powerpuff Girls I thought it was a little suspicious that she weren't interested in debating who was right and wrong in the Sandman episode.

Next time, I should have realised, because we ended up going to the Cinema, and watched Minions at an all adult venue hidden behind Piccadilly. That one, she really enjoyed.

Subsequently we set a date to watch Inside Out over Christmas together, and it just hit me. Miscommunication aside, I think she realised just how clueless I was when I suggested, mistakenly understandingly, that she go watch it on her own if she didn't have anyone else.

Nevertheless, I have another reason to be displeased with Americans corrupting civilised society with their subcultures, and the American Corporations that inspire the rest of the Western world to follow suit.

That being said, thank you guys for masterpieces such as Matilda, The Powerpuff Girls, and Parent Trap (the one with Lindsay Lohan).

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OP, is your guy friend British?

No sex please, we're [actually watching Netlix].

Both friends didn't wanna tell OP they already fucked.

In all seriousness, this is so likely.
 

Brakke

Banned
Netflix and chill better be code for sex otherwise wtf are you even doing with your boring-ass life get a fucking hobby.
 

deejay8595

my posts are "MEH"
It's really not. Ever since I was a teenager "Come over and watch a movie." has been code for hooking up. "Netflix and chill." is just the new "Come over and watch a movie."

Yep! Nothing new, just another way to phrase "Come over and hopefully we'll have sex"
 

Kaako

Felium Defensor
Had this one girl recently txt me this shit(Netflix n chill) so I just replied "You trynna fuck or watch a movie?" Say what you mean, I ain't got time for this code-game bullshieeet.
 

Izuna

Banned
OP, I wrote a poem you can tell this girl. 100% it will get you what you want:

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You want that monkey don't you?

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Arkos

Nose how to spell and rede to
"we just met"
"don't you want to buy a coffee table and build it together, at my place



and then fuck on it?"
"no"

"...because the coffee table would break. Let's just do it on the bed."

"Ok, I guess."

"Ok cool"

The end :p that's how all my first dates go
 

jabuseika

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I once came home to my roommate sitting with some girl watching netflix in the living room, I immediately excused my self out and left the apartment.

Come back 2 hours later, and they were still watching the movie...

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Bronx-Man

Banned
What'd I tell ya? Three pages of "I'm 56 and from Iowa, I don't know what any of this slang means!" Motherfuckers about to make me post the Socrates quote.
 
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In all seriousness, maybe he's not that into her? Maybe he doesn't even like girls? Maybe he's too shy to make a move? Maybe you should talk to him and ask.
 
I uh, actually am guilty of not knowing what Netflix and Chill meant.

First movie I suggested, was rewatching Matilda. I got a cure laugh out of that, but when I loaded up Powerpuff Girls I thought it was a little suspicious that she weren't interested in debating who was right and wrong in the Sandman episode.

Next time, I should have realised, because we ended up going to the Cinema, and watched Minions at an all adult venue hidden behind Piccadilly. That one, she really enjoyed.

Subsequently we set a date to watch Inside Out over Christmas together, and it just hit me. Miscommunication aside, I think she realised just how clueless I was when I suggested, mistakenly understandingly, that she go watch it on her own if she didn't have anyone else.

Nevertheless, I have another reason to be displeased with Americans corrupting civilised society with their subcultures, and the American Corporations that inspire the rest of the Western world to follow suit.

That being said, thank you guys for masterpieces such as Matilda, The Powerpuff Girls, and Parent Trap (the one with Lindsay Lohan).

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OP, is your guy friend British?

No sex please, we're [actually watching Netlix].



In all seriousness, this is so likely.

Maybe you should avoid movies for children if you want sexy time?
 
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