There's a reason Jack in the Box won't serve you this until after 9pm. It's the time when bad decisions start.
Is it common to make big multi-topping sandwiches in the US?
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There's a reason Jack in the Box won't serve you this until after 9pm. It's the time when bad decisions start.
DoktorEvil
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Yeah, that looks like food college kids would eat while drunk and/or high.
Well we don't call them "sandwiches", we call them "smörgåsar" or alternatively "mackor", but I just assumed that since those two words are translated as "sandwiches", they are the same type of food as a sandwich in the US. I was wrong.
LyleLanley
Banned
I wont stand for this sandwich shaming. An open faced turkey sandwich is a sandwich and it is delicious.
How the fuck did this thread produce 1400 posts in 24 hours.
And what the fuck is this.
Maybe I'm using the word "sandwich" wrong but these are normal breakfast... things
And what the fuck is this.
Ray Wonder
Founder of the Wounded Tagless Children
We have to defend the US's coasts from heinous abominations such as..
...this.
You can almost see the thinking, down to the "I like it when I get one of the other type of fry with my fries."
ElectricBlanketFire
Member
Exactly.
Två smörgåsar med ost och smör.
TwEE-N-Toast
Banned
European sandwiches make me sad. Those poor people.
You Americans should liberate them.
You Americans should liberate them.
Something which is impossible to reproduce or appreciate in America because our food is shit.
Who cares what the FTC calls it? The post said this.
Americans don't call hamburgers sandwiches, we call them hamburgers. You know what we call sandwiches? Sandwiches.
And that's pretty much the end of the argument.
Ray Wonder
Founder of the Wounded Tagless Children
I'd pay someone thirty dollars to take it off of their plate and take a dump on it.
You can make a more amazing classic Käsebrot though. Like this.
Nope, we lack cheese, spreadable butter, and our bread is full of sugar.
these things have been claimed in this thread, and is partly why the thread is so long
Roughly 28/14 pages ago.
The FTC doesn't call it anything, are you confused? The post I replied to was trying to correct that post, but was wrong, because you can be an American and call it a hamburger sandwich, and the Whopper quite literally is a sandwich, according to Burger King, home of the Whopper® sandwich.
Yes, and it seems people are still talking about it?
DoktorEvil
Banned
Among other things, that America is apparently a culinary wasteland.
Ray Wonder
Founder of the Wounded Tagless Children
more like culinary tasteland
In America: hamburgers are indeed sandwiches, but if you say you are going to get a burger for lunch a person will know exactly what you mean by that, which is a rounded bun with grilled or breaded meat, toppings (tomato, lettice, onions, etc), cheese (mmm cheeseburger) and sauce. If you say you are getting a sandwhich, a burger does not come to mind unless you specify it.
ThankYouDaletech
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Which is exactly why 100% of Americans are 400+ pounds and 100% of Europeans look like Arnold is his prime.
Are you confused?
No one in America would ever refer to a hamburger as a sandwich, ever. Just because Whopper calls it a sandwich on an advert because of some FTC law doesn't mean that the average American is going to say, "give me one of those Whopper® sandwiches"
And of course an American can call it a sandwich because we're the land of the free and can do whatever we want because we're so great but we still wouldn't call it a sandwich because that's commie nonsense.
Please keep your 'Americans call burgers sandwiches' propaganda away from this great land of ours.
We can argue semantics all day long but it still won't mean that any American is going to call it a sandwich which was the whole point of the posts you were replying to.
I'm American, and I do. It's fun.
Oh, you were confused. I was never saying what other Americans do. I was refuting the notion that calling the Whopper a sandwich is unacceptable.
Ray Wonder
Founder of the Wounded Tagless Children
That may be true, but at least I use deodorant.
DoktorEvil
Banned
FACT: Every Austrian is basically a clone of Arnold. Even the females.
You can make a more amazing classic Käsebrot though. Like this.
how are you supposed to eat this half sandwich without the toppings falling over? Knife and fork?
That's weird, you'd think Austrians would be clones of Crocodile Dundee.
how do you eat pizza?
DoktorEvil
Banned
ThankYouDaletech
Banned
Why the fuck would you clone a genocidal maniac?
Obviously, you put it in a blender, mix it with water, and then inject the result rectally. And then you clap. That's how we Europeans do it, at least.
I dunno seemed to work for Argentina.
ThankYouDaletech
Banned
Oh that reminds me.
America gaf, Today I forgot to do my daily HFCS enema required my American Law. Should I just do two tomorrow or should I turn myself in to the police?
PetriP-TNT
Member
You hold it from the sides? It's not exactly rocket science. Have you never eaten a open top sandwich before? There's like 100 000 kindergarteners in Finland alone who manage to do it.
Amentallica
Unconfirmed Member
You can hold the sandwich horizontally when entering your mouth.
PeskyToaster
Member
Just get out you commie bastard. I don't even want to speak to you. People like you want to get thrown into prison like everyone else on welfare so you can get free food and mooch off the backs of real Americans even more. The Iron Curtain is creeping closer every day.
She looks like she's in pain.
What black wizardry is this.
partyphone
Banned
I just chicken salad on a whole wheat pita. was pretty great. I made the chicken salad with blueberries, walnuts, celery, olive oil mayo and non-fat plain greek yogurt. so the whole deal was less than 500 calories.
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
She's upset she forgot the other half of her sandwich.
Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
Heresy.
a puffy tostada