ThankYouDaletech
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I only put one gram of cold cuts on my half-sandwich because I'm not a fucking disgusting glutton.
Is it common to make big multi-topping sandwiches in the US?
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Ray Wonder
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I can't possibly imagine how anyone in their right mind could eat more than that. Frankly, it's utterly repulsive.
LyleLanley
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Surely you're not eating that in one sitting right?
exmachina64
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Is it true that fat-ass American 8-year-olds eat two of these for breakfast?
Some do.
Is it true that fat-ass American 8-year-olds eat two of these for breakfast?
We also teach our kids to clap before every big meal.
Is it true that fat-ass American 8-year-olds eat two of these for breakfast?
That's a snack
I mean, that's just basic manners.
ThankYouDaletech
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Is it true that fat-ass American 8-year-olds eat two of these for breakfast?
Kind of.
Most American kids are picky eaters so it's a similar sandwich but it's mostly hot dogs and peanut butter.
Ray Wonder
Founder of the Wounded Tagless Children
Is it true that fat-ass American 8-year-olds eat two of these for breakfast?
What is breakfast? We eat at all times during the day.
DragonSworne
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Some of us Americans even eat when we sleep.
ThankYouDaletech
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Americans are basically fatter hobbits. We have like 16 meals a day and really hairy feet.
SodiumBenzoate
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Is it true that fat-ass American 8-year-olds eat two of these for breakfast?
Dip that sucker in pancake batter then deep fry it and we'll be talking.
CosmicQueso
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Is it true that fat-ass American 8-year-olds eat two of these for breakfast?
Isn't that a torta?
And we're also responsible for saving the earth on numerous occasions.
Frozenprince
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Also sprinkle some powdered sugar on it and glaze it in maple syrup.
Ray Wonder
Founder of the Wounded Tagless Children
That would look good on the back of a sleeveless leather jacket.
*Claps*
ThankYouDaletech
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And do Europeans ever thank FDR and Harry Truman for taking the one ring to Mt. Doom and defeating the Nazis?
CosmicQueso
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I mean, it's not like we don't have some crazy shit here in good-old Germany too.
There is NOTHING wrong with this one. This is the pinnacle.
Especially seeing that this is kind of a normal thing in Germany, right?
I mean, you want to talk shit about 'murrica? Do it about the most popular beers.
This is the shit most of America drinks. Bud Light. In a frosted plastic mug. It's a fucking abomination on an epic scale.
Frozenprince
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You had me at head sized giant mug of beer.
ThankYouDaletech
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I mean, it's not like we don't have some crazy shit here in good-old Germany too.
(This guy even has a US flag on the wall)
First guy is obviously an American Tourist. Second pic is just a normal Whopper from Burger King. Pretty sure the third pic is Paul Scheer in an episode of The League.
Last dude might be German but he's smiling so that's kind of throwing me off.
Frozenprince
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DoktorEvil
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What's wrong with this?
Beat us so bad we gave up and starting making your beer over here.
You know you just started some shit.
milanbaros
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That is the only thing in those pics I could legit handle and enjoy.
God bless Germany.
ThankYouDaletech
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Whenever someone makes a blanket statement saying European beer is better than American beer I just assume they compared a Coors Light to a Beck's and was like "Wow American beer sucks!"
It's the American cheese problem all over again.
Frozenprince
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I mean we have some bomb ass beer in America but Belgian beer is the pinnacle. It's sooooooooooo good. I'd probably take an American IPA over European though.
I should go buy some Sierra Nevada.
CosmicQueso
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DoktorEvil
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I did the Phaal challenge.
If you want food to taste like ash for the rest of the week, do this challenge.
It hurt eating it and hurt coming out.
I did the Phaal challenge.
If you want food to taste like ash for the rest of the week, do this challenge.
It hurt eating it and hurt coming out.
Did you get a shirt or your name on the wall lol?
Oh my...
ElectricBlanketFire
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Ray Wonder
Founder of the Wounded Tagless Children
Give me a Golden Monkey, and a 90 minute IPA over any beer.
DoktorEvil
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A crappy certificate that says I did it, a free pint, and a free Mango Lassi.
Incorrect.
Perfection, not like that mass produced German beer, they even have to serve it in those ridiculous mugs
Boo, the whole point of those challenges is to be immortalized!
Maklershed
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Is it true that fat-ass American 8-year-olds eat two of these for breakfast?
Where's the gun? Derp
Every country should have a Bavarian Oktoberfest.
Remember the dirndl appreciation thread? Yeah, that was a good thread.
RedNumberFive
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Incorrect.
I'm dropping by there tonight!
Machine
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What the hell is cucumber doing on a sandwich? The only way a cucumber should be associating with a sandwich is in its pickled form:
DoktorEvil
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Frankly, if I took a date to a place where I was "immortalized" because of a food challenge, I'd be too red-faced and would have to leave, never eating there again.
PetriP-TNT
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What the hell is cucumber doing on a sandwich? The only way a cucumber should be associating with a sandwich is in its pickled form:
Cucumber is a great sandwich topping.
It's an English thing. The Earl of Sandwich was an English guy, too. It ain't for me, don't like cucumbers, but it's legit.