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[akira28]

(Not pretty, but full of hickory ham) http://i.imgur.com/1y6vFVS.jpg

*bow* oh mighty sandwich praise thee right into my mouth *bow*

i'm sorry for having doubted. mea culpa. mea maxima culpa.

 

[GhostWriter24]

Crabs? Dude, you better get checked.

Crabs: Who knows how many?

 

[Largo]

Don't forget to tip and then clap after eating it for the true american experience.

I haven't eaten it yet. Are we supposed to clap if no one else is around? I married an Asian lady, so I'm rusty on our ancient American traditions.

 

[Poodlestrike]

So my perfect sandwich that I can customize at Panera Bread.

Ciabatta Bread
Bacon
Avocado
Green Leif Lettuce
Sliced Tomatoes
Salt and Pepper
Smoked Cheddar
Spicy Mustard
Ham
Sliced Smoke Turkey
White Cheddar
Asiago Parmesan
Red Onions


And that is it. My perfect sandwich. Of course it is like 1500 calories and who knows how many crabs, so I no longer order it, but that is a sandwich. Simply cheese and bread, you are getting fat without even creating an entertaining meal.

Man, if crabs are sneaking into your sandwich without your knowledge, you have bigger problems than calorie count.

 

[acheron_xl]

Half the people in this thread don't know what a sandwich is, they definitely don't know how satisfying a fried bologna can be. I bet they wouldn't even cut the edge to stop it from curling.

You cut the edges off? What a waste! The correct thing to do is to make a single radius slice. It then cooks into a pleasing Pac-Man shape.

 

[shamo42]

I sometimes eat only bread with butter when I have no toppings. And it's good enough. This looks absolutely delicious to me.

I'm happy my food standards aren't as high as most people's in this thread. I could rarely enjoy food if they were.

 

[H.Protagonist]

*bow* oh mighty sandwich praise thee right into my mouth *bow*

i'm sorry for having doubted. mea culpa. mea maxima culpa.

And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast sandwiches piled high with hickory ham and nice cheeses, and fruit bats, and large chu...

 

[ElRenoRaven]

I haven't eaten it yet. Are we supposed to clap if no one else is around? I married an Asian lady, so I'm rusty on our ancient American traditions.

Traditionally it's after but you can do it both before and after if it's a truly awesome sandwich.

 

[Largo]

Traditionally it's after but you can do it both before and after if it's a truly awesome sandwich.

There's too much cheese on this, I refuse.

 

[RedNumberFive]

Maybe I'm using the word "sandwich" wrong but these are normal breakfast... things

 

[ElRenoRaven]

There's too much cheese on this, I refuse.

What? You can never have too much cheese. That's just crazy talk. The more cheese there is the harder you clap.

 

[Archaix]

So in honor of this thread inexplicably still being alive, tonight I decided to go out and get a sandwich for dinner.

I didn't get this, but I couldn't not eat here once I saw there was one in town.

 

[Toparaman]

No wonder we're so fucking fat. It was the sandwiches all along.

 

[Hilbert]

The thread that will destroy GAF
"Hey guys, I heard that Americans are fat, is that true?"

 

[big ander]

So in honor of this thread inexplicably still being alive, tonight I decided to go out and get a sandwich for dinner.

I didn't get this, but I couldn't not eat here once I saw there was one in town.

fat sal's is the truth. I mean, it's not technically great, it's just a lot, which is exactly what you want every once in a while. In fact I'm kinda against their use of mozz sticks on sandwiches, it doesn't work as cheese and it doesn't provide the same salt and texture of fries or onion rings, but otherwise they're great.

 

[charlequin]

Toasted bread cannot be used either.

Okay this is a bizarre claim. What do you call meat and cheese between two toasted slices? This isn't a sandwich?

 

[Aaron Strife]

Yes and then we applaud after eating them

And when I say applaud I mean we use our guns instead of our hands

 

[Christine]

Okay this is a bizarre claim. What do you call meat and cheese between two toasted slices? This isn't a sandwich?

Looks like four quarter-sandwiches to me.

 

[KevinCow]

I always find it funny how mysterious and confusing Europeans seem to find Americans. Also how Europeans try to spin literally any difference between us into a reason Europe is better.

 

[Kozak]

Feels like we need more sandwiches in here

Heres one I absolutely love eating for breakfast but will give me heartburn all day:

Turkish sausage and eggs.

 

[Makonero]

I haven't eaten it yet. Are we supposed to clap if no one else is around? I married an Asian lady, so I'm rusty on our ancient American traditions.

If an American claps in a restaurant and there is no one around to hear them, does it make a sound?

 

[ZackieChan]

If an American claps in a restaurant and there is no one around to hear them, does it make a sound?

The sound of tip jars filling and 24-hour workdays

 

[Aselith]

So in honor of this thread inexplicably still being alive, tonight I decided to go out and get a sandwich for dinner.

I didn't get this, but I couldn't not eat here once I saw there was one in town.

That is not anything I would ever want to eat. Just throwing random shit on bread doesn't actually make for a good sandwich. You've got to be selective.

Okay this is a bizarre claim. What do you call meat and cheese between two toasted slices? This isn't a sandwich?

Yeah, that's bullshit. Toasting makes for a great crunch that just enhances the meats. You can definitely and SHOULD definitely toast your bread in some cases. Also a panini is toasted bread and I will fight any man who calls a panini not a sandwich. This thread is really bringing out some bizarre opinions.

 

[milanbaros]

I always find it funny how mysterious and confusing Europeans seem to find Americans. Also how Europeans try to spin literally any difference between us into a reason Europe is better.

I find it funny how sensitive you are to some good natured jokes. It doesn't need neogaf posters to show Europe is the superior country. I wake up everyday and hurt myself just to be treated by the euronhs for free. The whole time we just chuckle at Americans paying for their healthcare and their multi toppings sandwiches.

 

[rooflapimp]

these american shitwiches all look gross no wonder you are all fat slobs

this is a proper sandwich

 

[Wag]

Open-face Reuben for FTW! 😅

 

[holygeesus]

Okay this is a bizarre claim. What do you call meat and cheese between two toasted slices? This isn't a sandwich?

That is a toasted sandwich.

 

[Aselith]

these american shitwiches all look gross no wonder you are all fat slobs

this is a proper sandwich

Where da pate at

Open-face Reuben for FTW! ��

Motion rejected

 

[charlequin]

That is a toasted sandwich.

a toasted sandwich is a kind of sandwich

 

[C4Lukins]

My guess would be zero crabs looking at your ingredient list.

You never know. Crabs can creep into any sandwich when you least expect it. I think the carb content may also be quite high.

 

[daviyoung]

Open-face Reuben for FTW! 😅

More deconsructed than openfaced

 

[Rocky85]

'Multi-topping Sandwhich' sounds so hilarious to me.

 

[sir_kevith]

The French have a pretty good sandwich. I have no idea if this is authentic but goddamn

 

[phaonaut]

You cut the edges off? What a waste! The correct thing to do is to make a single radius slice. It then cooks into a pleasing Pac-Man shape.

Not cut them off, just slice it like you're saying.

 

[Dai Kaiju]

Open-face Reuben for FTW! 😅

That's one way to keep people from knowing the bread is stale. This makes me sad.

 

[ZackieChan]

these american shitwiches all look gross no wonder you are all fat slobs

this is a proper sandwich

It's even photographed on what looks like a floor. Brilliant.

BTW, which European country invented the Monte Cristo, king of sandwiches?

 

[holygeesus]

a toasted sandwich is a kind of sandwich

OK I'll let you have that one.

 

[way more]

That's one way to keep people from knowing the bread is stale. This makes me sad.

Yeah, stale bread is a huge issue in America. That's what people always complain about, the bread in America is too crusty. It's not that it's too soft, never. It's about how it's so hard and crunchy.

Good job!

 

[midramble]

I'm glad this thread has survived on the first page for so long

 

[NintendoGal]

We don't try to do too much with our sandwiches, this has a few more ingredients than our normal ones.

As copied from the FB:

So hot it won't last long.... (only 6 left!)

Playboar Sandwich

Fra Mani spicy hot ham, melted swiss, tomato, greens, marinated onion, magic mayo and a splash of Siriacha hot chili sauce

His inspiration for the name?

 

[le-seb]

The French have a pretty good sandwich. I have no idea if this is authentic but goddamn

That's a very authentic croque-monsieur.

 

[Jzero]

Wait, what? Some people only put one thing on their sandwich? Sounds more like a sadwich.

 

[Ledsen]

Perhaps if the OP had a more inquisitive and less derisive tone, we could have had that nice discussion about the neat differences in sandwiches across the globe.

Nothing derisive about it, I had no idea what a sandwich was supposed to be so I was curious as to why they never showed what I consider to be a normal sandwich.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Tuna mayonnaise
Iceberg lettuce
Cucumber
Black pepper
Black pepper Kettle Chips
Brown multigrain seeded bread

The GOAT simple sandwich


Mozzarella
Pesto
White bread
Toasted

The GOAT simple toasted sandwich

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

Stealth Rick and Morty thread...


We get it this show is good or whatever...


NOT

Spoiler

its great!!! tiny rick motherfuckers!!

 

[Ledsen]

So Americans, this is basically the only thing us Swedes have in the way of traditional food that would be considered an actual sandwich in the US. A smörgåstårta.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

So Americans, this is basically the only thing us Swedes have in the way of traditional food that would be considered an actual sandwich in the US. A smörgåstårta.

Seafood Vienetta?

 

[Volcane]

these american shitwiches all look gross no wonder you are all fat slobs

this is a proper sandwich

That's just bread and butter. To have a sandwich, you need something sandwiched in between something - hence 'sandwich'.

 

[Persona7]

i like to "pile high" the pastrami

top it off with one pickle

 

[forms]

What was that? I can't hear you over the massive cheese aisle:

I do 't know if that is supposed to be a joke, but that is nothing impressive at all. Firstly, it's only one aisle. Secondly, it lacks real cheese.

I am Swedish, and all my local stores has about three-four times as much, and also a deli section where you can taste and select from delicious varieties.

Fuck, I'll have to go shopping because the thought of it made me hungry.