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[RastaMentality]

This just blew up Black Twitter at 4am. Entire story is here:
Jarrett and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Florida Trip (first image NSFW):
https://storify.com/yomike/a-wild-w...co-twitter&awesm=sfy.co_s0zQB&utm_source=t.co

Alternate link: http://imgur.com/a/WDwyW

Jess and Jarrett are also currently trending.

I'm aware this story is terrible and abhorrent but jesus the way she wrote it.

 

[Triggerhappytel]

Hmm. Doesn't look safe for work - any chance you could summarise?

 

[rooflapimp]

fascinating

 

[EvetS]

Couldn't get through the story 140 characters at a time.

 

[freenudemacusers]

 

[Red UFO]

DAYUM

 

[SJRB]

This is the greatest thing I've read in a long time, wow.

Reads like a Tarantino script, haha.

 

[Randy Monk]

strippers are pretty bad at maths is what I got from this story

 

[soundscream]

I had to stop after the Z and the gun to much fuckery.

 

[TheChewyWaffles]

I read the whole thing. This is why I should be sleeping.

 

[Bleepey]

So we vibing over our hoeism

I like this story already.

 

[Bit-Bit]

That was an amazing story. But now the poor woman has opened herself up for investigation.

 

[Mastadon]

This is incredible, I'm literally crying with laughter. Poor Jarrett man.

 

[Bit-Bit]

This is incredible, I'm literally crying with laughter. Poor Jarrett man.

This is a man who is truly a beta who had to watch an alpha fuck his girl doggy.

That's just fucked up man.

 

[The Silver]

Goddamn, all those plot twists, what a script, when's the movie coming out?

 

[Nibel]

This is so damn messed up.

 

[Nightbird]

This Story...just...wow...

I can't count how many times i yelled out "what?"

 

[toastyToast]

Snitch on yourself brehettes

 

[Jake.]

jarrett's like "hey, what's up? hello - seen your pretty ass soon as you came in the door."

 

[Rawr Its Ry]

Jarrett dude has no damn chill at all.

 

[danm999]

I knew Florida dreadlocks was bad news the moment we met him!

 

[MightyKAC]

The fact that most of this shit takes place in Florida comes as no shock at all to me.

 

[Nibel]

This is trending worldwide - what are the chances that Hollywood will snatch this?

 

[Matt_]

This needs to be sent to movie studios omg
brilliant from start to finish

 

[HORRORSHØW]

the modern odyssey

an epic in storytelling, 140 characters at a time

 

[Beren the Empty-Handed]

Holy hell that was amazing.

Filming needs to start early 2016 at the latest.

 

[Aegus]

This reads like a sequel to Trapped in the Closet.

 

[industrian]

Starring Tom Hanks as Z.

 

[GeordieMark]

A wild weekend in Florida indeed. That was exhausting to read.

 

[talisayNon]

HOLY FUCK

 

[Sparrowhawk]

I'd like to buy the rights to the movie adaptation, please. That shit was hilarious, but at the same time, soul-crushingly depressing. How can you let your life get so out of control over money? Damn. Hope she saves up all that money and takes night classes at the community college, Jesus.

Also, won't the feds be all over her now?

 

[TangerineCloud]

Assuming her story is real (haha), I can't wait for internet detectives to track everyone down. With charges like that, I can't imagine it'll take too long to identify Z.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Good lord, what a story.

 

[thetrin]

Hahah, I read this earlier today when someone linked it on Twitter.

Z being all nonchalant about shooting some dude in the head.

Also, the part where Jess just gets with Z right in front of her boyfriend...wtf

 

[Freewheelin']

This would make for a great film, looool.

Someone SET IT UP

 

[Sp3ratus]

That was wild, holy shit. This really should be made into a movie.

 

[TheOnlyOneHeEverFeared]

So we working. It was king of slow (it was early Friday night) the club had HELLA rules which I'm not use to (Ima full nude typa bitch)

Chloe?

 

[RobotChant]

Trill as bitch, get dem dollars.

Can't wait for the movie.

 

[Mastadon]

Assuming her story is real (haha), I can't wait for internet detectives to track everyone down. With charges like that, I can't imagine it'll take too long to identify Z.

Already happened by the looks of it. Jess has been found on IG according to twitter. There's a mug shot of Z and his fiance too.

 

[UnluckyKate]

if it's real, by florida open case laws, we can find the guy form the charges

 

[Sparrowhawk]

Already happened by the looks of it. Jess has been found on IG according to twitter. There's a mug shot of Z and his fiance too.

Link please?

 

[RS4-]

This was better than Hunger Games

 

[Zaph]

This needs to be a movie

Z - Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje
Jarrett - James Ransone (that loser Ziggy from The Wire)

 

[andythinkpad]

i was like 😳😳😳😳😳

 

[hunnies28]

Still halfway but this need to be adapted to a movie ASAP.

Edit: Page won't load tweets after the $5,500 one. Anybody care to spoil the rest for me?

 

[dan2026]

This was better than Hunger Games

To be fair that isnt exactly hard.

 

[EASTC0AST_GH05T]

I read the whole thing, this chick needs to hire a educated writer and write a book. Better yet she should help direct the movie Players Club part 2.

 

[TangerineCloud]

Already happened by the looks of it. Jess has been found on IG according to twitter. There's a mug shot of Z and his fiance too.

Oh SHIT. You got links?

 

[dity]

Reading through this story got me like 😳😳😳😳😳

 

[Shaanyboi]

...yo, wtf

Like...

YO, WTF