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[Hip Hop]

Already happened by the looks of it. Jess has been found on IG according to twitter. There's a mug shot of Z and his fiance too.

Could be from previous mugshots of random people. I don't really believe this story and don't see it as suggested otherwise. She most likely came up with it.

 

[Matt_]

z- Djimon Hounsou
Jarret - Aaron Paul
Zola- Gabrielle Union

 

[Beren the Empty-Handed]

Oh SHIT. You got links?

This is the one I found. Can someone confirm?

EDIT: Some people are saying it isn't. I pulled it from twiiter, so idk.

 

[SimpleGamer]

Well shit.... 😳😳😳😳😳

 

[Dr.Thunder]

If this is fake then I am doubly impressed.

 

[DY_nasty]

classic

 

[neojubei]

Wow just wow.

 

[EatChildren]

Wonderful. Just wonderful. Would make a great black comedy.

 

[Phat Michael]

most pointless shit i ever read in my life. i could barely even understand it and i gave up about halfway through.

 

[Hierophant]

 

[doop_]

That was amazing. I did not know shit like this actually happens.

 

[The Driver]

Was pretty funny, I doubt it's real tho, because if it is that girl is incredibly dumbbbbbb to be posting that on Twitter.

 

[Miles Quaritch]

z- Djimon Hounsou
Jarret - Aaron Paul
Zola- Gabrielle Union

Jessica Lucas for Zola man.

 

[Sheroking]

If this is fake then I am doubly impressed.

Yeah, it's almost more impressive as fiction.

I believe it though. The way the story is laid out, it seems authentic. Only really difficult thing to buy is the dude getting caught up trying to kill himself.

 

[doop_]

Jess went down on z in front of Jarret, who the fuck does that

 

[Thoraxes]

This was amazing.

 

[TangerineCloud]

This is the one I found. Can someone confirm?

Lmaooo. For what it's worth, that's basically how I imagined that brother looked.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Last line of the story seems to pretty much say it's fake and can't believe you read the whole thing.

 

[The God]

Someone tweeted Idris Elba should play Z lmao

 

[dity]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That was an insane read. Fake or not, it was exciting.

 

[Yrael]

This was amazing.

(But seriously though...it's a disturbing story, if it's actually true.)

 

[Sparrowhawk]

This is the one I found. Can someone confirm?

Not sure. Reverse image searched it and both are charged with racketeering and possession of both heroin and cocaine.
Edit: Also found something about sex slavery? Jeez.

 

[The Lone Courier]

The fiance pulls out a handgun yall!!! She goes "u want to bae or what? Fuck him. He did OUR girl so wrong" i was like OH MY FUCKING GOD!So now jess steps in "shes like please dont. Just beat his ass Z" i was like (oh his name z? Okay. Got it) so he puts him down...

Gun's are out she cares more about the dudes name.

 

[Carnby]

This is the one I found. Can someone confirm?

Sex slavery operation busted in Central Florida, officials say

http://m.clickorlando.com/news/investigation-targets-human-trafficking-heroin/35388758


And some of you are celebrating this? Some of you make me sick. Shameful.


Edit: even if this isn't related to the news story, glorifying this and calling for a moviez is disturbing.

 

[oti]

This needs to be a movie. With Michael Fassbender.

 

[andythinkpad]

My favorite part of the story:

Z IS LIVID!!! and this deep african accent comes out!! I couldnt even understand him on the phone. I was like maaaannnnn. We dead bro

I mean most of them are probably made up but Jarrett is a good character.

 

[gogogow]

nvm.

 

[MThanded]

Just this second she made all of her tweets private.

 

[Sparrowhawk]

http://m.clickorlando.com/news/investigation-targets-human-trafficking-heroin/35388758


And some of you are celebrating this? Some of you make me sick. Shameful.

I don't really see many people "celebrating" it. It would make a good movie, and there have been movies based off of far more tragic events.

Besides, most people probably think it's fake anyway.

 

[dity]

http://m.clickorlando.com/news/investigation-targets-human-trafficking-heroin/35388758


And some of you are celebrating this? Some of you make me sick. Shameful.

It's about how she told her story, no one's celebrating the actual crimes. If they were even real.

 

[hunnies28]

nvm.

Page showed her full face pics for me, either way, is not her.

Dat edit.

 

[The Lone Courier]

This is the one I found. Can someone confirm?

Think its a different one. Jess doesn't have the neck tat.

 

[Sparrowhawk]

Think its a different one. Jess doesn't have the neck tat.

Yep. I'm sure they'd have his "hard to pronounce" African name listed, too, right?

 

[SymbiantXenos]

Well that was completely believable.

 

[RobotChant]

If twitter found a way to monetze this shit, their stock would't be so shit.

 

[Nostremitus]

Wow... Just... wow.

 

[Messofanego]

Official Title should be: "this nigga lost in the sauce & his bitch lost in the game"

 

[Carnby]

It's about how she told her story, no one's celebrating the actual crimes. If they were even real.

There is most certainly a celebration of violence in here.

 

[Frodo]

Wait for the white wash on the Hollywood adaptation staring Christian Bale as Z and ScarJo as Zola.







But seriously, reading it as fiction is funny, but holly sweet baby Buddha if that is real. Did Jarred really need to post everything on FB? Oversharing taken to new levels.

 

[ZimbAdam]

Think its a different one. Jess doesn't have the neck tat.

I think that's meant to be the fiance, we know what Jess is supposed to look like.

 

[The Lone Courier]

Yep. I'm sure they'd have his "hard to pronounce" African name listed, too, right?

What? I'm talking about the pictures.

Edit:Aww shit I'm an idiot

 

[DocSeuss]

"This can't be entertaining," I thought

I was so wrong

 

[JensenBeeswax]

Last tweet gives away that she made it all up, right? I mean, right?

 

[Sparrowhawk]

What? I'm talking about the pictures.

Just meant that the girl telling the story said that Z's real name was hard to pronounce and that he had an African accent. The guy in the photo's name is pretty "normal".

 

[Ricitor]

That.... was fucking incredible.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

"I'm like this nigga lost in the sauce and his bitch lost in the game." This is the most beautiful line I've ever heard.

They really could make this into a movie. Honestly, I'm not too shocked by a lot of it. In college I knew two girls who danced, and they always had some wild stories. The one would get flown out to Vegas and places like that too.

And we all know GAF would push for Idris Elba as Z. He's just street enough

 

[FullMetaltech]

Im more suprised she used a big word like Verbatim in a tweet. But crazy story if true.

 

[Aztechnology]

You had me at Black Twitter.

 

[dity]

There is most certainly a celebration of violence in here.

Naaahhh. It's the absurdity.

 

[DrFunk]

Story totally worth being late for work