Stripper posts insane story on Twitter with more twists than a Shonda Rhimes script

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Limited Edition said:
That story isn't hilarious, it's sad and pathetic. Murder, rape, kidnapping are supposed to be funny now?
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Did you see Pain & Gain? This is how some people live. All in the game.

The humor comes from how absurd the situation becomes when it started off as just a trip to dance. Yeah, a guy got shot in the face. But from the story, he set them up and had a woman beatup in the closet, not exactly a sympathetic person. Make no mistake, nobody in the story is an angel.
 
Honestly the only thing that makes me say "This is probably bullshit" was the boyfriend getting caught up when he tried to jump, that's a bit too convenient for me. Everything else is very plausible.

But at this point like other people said, I don't even care if it's real or fake anymore, All I know is it had on the edge of my seat at 6:45 in the morning, so it did its job.
 
Carnby said:
That doesn't justify celebrating this story.
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Who is celebrating this story? Who is celebrating the actions? Is anyone going to the effect of "fuck yeah Z is awesome!"?

The language itself is kind of humorous and how nonchalant the writer is, dropping those emojis left and right.
 
Carnby said:
But but but moviez!
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I'm sure you've seen at least one violent movie based off of a true story and enjoyed it.

This is probably completely fictional. You would have to be a complete idiot to confess to witnessing/being an accomplice to all of that on social media when you have thousands of followers.

Messofanego said:
Who is celebrating this story? Who is celebrating the actions? Is anyone going to the effect of "fuck yeah Z is awesome!"?

The language itself is kind of humorous and how nonchalant the writer is, dropping those emojis left and right.
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Pretty much this.
 
Yrael said:
I couldn't find it funny either - more bizarre and disturbing (I'm skeptical of it actually being true though).
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I'll second this. I didn't find it funny, just annoying at how idiotic everyone in the story is, sadly there are people that stupid, but i don't get any enjoyment in being reminded of that level of idiocy. (I'm also of the belief that it's made up.)
 
that story and storytelling

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Shonda Rhymes ain't have nothing on this
 
I read it and it's written in a way that comes off as being incredibly extrapolated with every couple of tweets (I guess because of the growing trending/popularity) and exaggerated.
 
FUBAR McDangles said:
op what is black twitter?
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Basically a lot of people really enjoy how some black people tell stories or talk about experiences on social media. I don't really know how to explain it without people thinking that it's racist or something. Here is a subreddit dedicated to it.

Grizzlyjin said:
The Washington Post actually just did a really good article about Black Twitter

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...n-be-offensive-to-use-the-term-black-twitter/

I'm Black so I usually just call it Twitter After Dark.
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Definitely going to read this now.
 
Will Tarantino please direct the film version.

Some dark shit

The part where the dude jumped but got stuck by his pants didn't ring true but, I guess it could happen... wonder how much this all checks out.
 
Bold One said:
Not done yet, got to the part about 'LITERAL PROSTITUTE' and I had to stop and ponder what that could possibly mean
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I was more confused at why they considered themselves as hoes ("we vibing over our hoeism or whatever") while they distanced themselves as just strippers rather than prostitutes. Maybe hoes and bitch is just common words for fellow female companions rather than to be taken literally. Although guyfriends don't really call each other assholes or pricks as terms of endearment lol. It's kinda telling that girls will use abusive language of themselves as terms of endearment, after all the abuse and harassment women get on a daily basis. As a way to maybe flip the abuse on its head?
 
That was a really well-written story, although I bet people with stricter definitions of what's good English writing might disagree there. You could just stick that to a book with poetry style layout and it'd make a good short story.
 
Messofanego said:
I was more confused at why they considered themselves as hoes ("we vibing over our hoeism or whatever") while they distanced themselves as just strippers rather than prostitutes. Maybe hoes and bitch is just common words for fellow female companions rather than to be taken literally. Although guyfriends don't really call each other assholes or pricks as terms of endearment lol. It's kinda telling that girls will use abusive language of themselves as terms of endearment, after all the abuse and harassment women get on a daily basis. As a way to maybe flip the abuse on its head?
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Uhh I call literally all of my friends dick, bitch, asshole, etc. I think you're reading way too much into it.
 
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