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[MetroidPrimeRib]

I can't believe I read the whole thing.

 

[andythinkpad]

I really think Tony Scott would have been the right director for this story. RIP

Or some one like Tarantino who can do justice to the dialogue.

 

[MoeDabs]

He didn't force her or even get a chance to escalate to coercion. She straight up volunteered.

No. She really didn't.

 

[IronRinn]

He didn't force her or even get a chance to escalate to coercion. She straight up volunteered.

Did you miss the part where the dude's fiancee took out a gun and threatened to kill the boyfriend?

 

[Windam]

Oh. My. God.

 

[IISANDERII]

Her twitter is public again. Damn she's pretty hot.

Oh she says she's pregnant?

 

[Dai101]

Well, that was............... fun?

i dunno.

 

[Alcotholic]

Its an interesting read, but not as amazing as everything makes it out to be.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

If some posters are trying to wrap their minds around how all that could happen read this book.





And watch the documentary "American Pimp" it lays out the whole pimping lifestyle.

Edit: Z is a gorilla pimp.

 

[DietRob]

Ah hahaha..

So many quotable lines. I can't believe I was that enthralled in a twitter story. I feel like I need more. I need a 'where are they now' article or something.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Why everyone hating on a potential Michael Bay movie? Pain & Gan was that man's magnum opus.

 

[Syntsui]

Why everyone hating on a potential Michael Bay movie? Pain & Gan was that man's magnum opus.

Because Tarantino and Scorsese exists.

 

[kaiju]

This shit needs to be turned into a movie. Fucking amazing.

 

[wildfire]

Did you miss the part where the dude's fiancee took out a gun and threatened to kill the boyfriend?

I had overlooked that. I stand mistaken.

 

[bryehn]

I read this at 7AM and it's still with me 6 hours later. She couldn't have told it any better.

 

[MWS Natural]

Already did, more or less.

This on Netflix?

 

[Enduin]

I don't want a movie of this, I want an R Kelly Trapped in the Closet style spoken word epic.

 

[Sai-kun]

I was like.....I REALLY gotta go home yall. Sorry to kill the mood but i cant take nomore of this. Jarrett was like "same"

"same"


asfa;lsfjkasjf

holy fuckin shit lmao

 

[lamaroo]

Was "lost in the sauce" already a thing? Because it's now my favourite line.

 

[Opto]

Give this woman a 10pm TV show

 

[richardhawk]

Was "lost in the sauce" already a thing? Because it's now my favourite line.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0-F88c6Hrk

Gucci been explaining the sauce for ages. Surprised to see it here of all places.

 

[Screaming Meat]

Holy shit.

 

[MuddyDonut]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0-F88c6Hrk

Gucci been explaining the sauce for ages. Surprised to see it here of all places.

They were listening to Gucci on the ride down.

 

[Zaph]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0-F88c6Hrk

Gucci been explaining the sauce for ages. Surprised to see it here of all places.

She said they were blasting Gucci on the way to FL. Checks out

 

[FlowersisBritish]

Wow, what a crazy ride from start to finish.

 

[Kid Kamikaze10]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0-F88c6Hrk

Gucci been explaining the sauce for ages. Surprised to see it here of all places.

Bingo.

This story even got callbacks and obscure references! Though it's probably fucked up at least two people's lives (Jess, Jarrett), this story needs to be enshrined.

Labeled, "social media lit"

 

[MWS Natural]

I wasn't ready

LMAO!!!

 

[Japanmanx3]

This gonna be a movie bruh!

 

[BLOODED_hands]

What the hell did I just read?!

Her last tweet made it seem like it was all made up though. But apparently the internet have already found the people involved in this incident?

I was like yooooo

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Tom Hanks should play Z in the movie..

 

[Enduin]

She tweeted she also has another story to tell later. Wonder if she'll deliver and if she can catch that lightning in a bottle again.

 

[phanphare]

this is going to be a Netflix series, right?

 

[Cromat]

This was so good....

 

[Wozzly]

Truly this is up there with the literary giants.

After reading it, I felt like I really knew all these characters. What other author has ever made you feel this way? When Zola was running it was as if I was there beside her running without direction.

 

[Dari Elxix]

Her twitter is public again. Damn she's pretty hot.

Oh she says she's pregnant?

Link?

 

[Sober]

Holy shit that was fucking crazy.

 

[crimzonflame]

Good ass story

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

Just finished reading. Um, wow.

"I promise you, I'm not." had to be the best line.

 

[Zantetsuken]

Crazy.

 

[Pai Pai Master]

I don't know why I read through that whole thing. I feel dumber for it.

 

[Mindlog]

It should be noted that in Florida pasties and shorts do not a strip club make. That was a family restaurant.

What the hell did I just read?!

Always Sunny in Tampa

It's the darker reboot of the series.

 

[Reule]

God damn. I thought this story was going to be about some weird ejaculation mishap at a strip club or something. Absolutely bonkers.

 

[raphier]

Interestingly their names and the handles no longer are searchable on Google due EU's Privacy Act.

 

[aly]

I am both horrified and entertained. What a story.

 

[Lubricus]

"If u stuck wit that whole..."

; )

 

[Moff]

ok, that was a good story
but apparently that happened some time ago?

 

[psynergylover]

I think #Zola is the 2nd top trending topic in NA(if i'm looking at this right)

 

[Luigi87]

I think #Zola is the 2nd top trending topic in NA(if i'm looking at this right)

I'm seeing that for Worldwide, lol

 

[TheFrza]

I had no idea that tweets could be so engaging. Here's another one:

https://storify.com/L82life/so-i-was-fucking-this-bitch

 

[Gnome]

Tried reading it, Twitter format and poor spelling bothered me too much to finish. This seems like something the internet would enjoy but past that it's just nonsense that won't amount to anything.