Stripper posts insane story on Twitter with more twists than a Shonda Rhimes script

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Good story. She actually wrote it in a way that makes it so the plot twist really hit you. "And then he came running down the hall with Jess on his back!" "Then Jarrett jumped out the window I swear to god!" Fun page turner.

No idea if true or not but kudos to her.

Anyone remember that old gaf topic with the guy who used to work as a bouncer in a strip club? He had a ton of stories, nothing as violent as this, but fun little anecdotes about the customers/dancers.
 
God fucking damn 😂😂😂😂

Shit still has me dying after reading it 2 hrs ago. Almost was late for class cuz of this. Some ridiculously funny lines in there. The reality of the story hit me after and I got a lil depressed but the story was written so good I can't help but laugh.

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This fucking slayed me. Better than all seasons of Scandal.

Best foreshadowing. 😂😭😭
 
Good story. She actually wrote it in a way that makes it so the plot twist really hit you. "And then he came running down the hall with Jess on his back!" "Then Jarrett jumped out the window I swear to god!" Fun page turner.

No idea if true or not but kudos to her.

Anyone remember that old gaf topic with the guy who used to work as a bouncer in a strip club? He had a ton of stories, nothing as violent as this, but fun little anecdotes about the customers/dancers.

That was siddx. That stripper shitting while spinning on the pole was classic.
 
Well, got my dark humor fix for the rest of the year. It's written in such a way that keeps you on the edge of your seat, and even though you know something messed up is coming, it just escalates so much that you're still blown away.

Such a depraved story that somehow ended in the best way it could. Just another scary and messed up side of the world.
 
I wonder who gets the script first, Quentin or Ava DuVernay?

If Quentin Tarrantino wrote it, he can Tarantino it perfectly.

Starts off with him saying he is going to jump, up until right after he jumps, but doesn't show that his pants got caught.

I would straight up pay money to see the Tarantino version.... Maybe next movie after hateful 8?
 
Man, that's just how it is in Florida.


And she left DETROIT for this nonsense. She needed to go back home for security and normalcy. Like wtf, I really don't this story to be true.

I still find it harder to believe that Jess's mom in Illinois was up in the middle of night to read facebook posts made in Florida around dawn than Jarret surviving by the seat of his pants.


So theydrove to Florida but took the plane home, and jerrets car was at the airport?

Hmmmm

Quite a few people rent a car when going cross country instead of using their own vehicle for various reasons. I do it and I'm only going to Canada but I'm not into shady business like Z.
 
So Jess banged 20+ guys in the space of a few hours and then doesn't even get any money for it. Yeah, that's pretty messed up. Then she gets raped by her pimp for no reason, and her boyfriend is forced to watch. It's overall a really fucked up story tbh.
 
So Jess banged 20+ guys in the space of a few hours and then doesn't even get any money for it. Yeah, that's pretty messed up. Then she gets raped by her pimp for no reason, and her boyfriend is forced to watch. It's overall a really fucked up story tbh.

She wasn't rape based on how the events were told. Atleast Jarret was clinically bipolar. Jess seems to regularly make terrible decisions.
 
So Jess banged 20+ guys in the space of a few hours and then doesn't even get any money for it. Yeah, that's pretty messed up. Then she gets raped by her pimp for no reason, and her boyfriend is forced to watch. It's overall a really fucked up story tbh.

Yea it's super fucked up but at least the pimp went to jail.
 
If Quentin Tarrantino wrote it, he can Tarantino it perfectly.

Starts off with him saying he is going to jump, up until right after he jumps, but doesn't show that his pants got caught.

I would straight up pay money to see the Tarantino version.... Maybe next movie after hateful 8?
I agree with whoever said before that this will probably end up settling for a Michael Bay adaptation.

Or you know what? Probably some Seth Rogen shit.
 
Amazing. That right there is one of the best imgur albums i've seen ..tied with that dude that took pictures of himself posing hiphop album cover style in front of fat peoples exposed butt cracks.
 
komplanen said:
Just wow. First of all holy shit at the story. Second of all holy shit at the people.

Porcile said:
So Jess banged 20+ guys in the space of a few hours and then doesn't even get any money for it. Yeah, that's pretty messed up. Then she gets raped by her pimp for no reason, and her boyfriend is forced to watch. It's overall a really fucked up story tbh.

Yes. I had the words "what the fuck am I reading?" repeating over and over in my head with each new tweet. It's very sad and disturbing underneath the flippant language used.

oh it'sreal. They've found all the people involved on instagram and fb, people are ripping them apart. I am not going to post them here, but some of the data match the story

Oh...wow. :/

I just went through the whole thread again and maybe three people made posts saying that the story was funny. Just because you enjoy reading a story about violence and crime doesn't mean you're celebrating it.

Ah sorry, I didn't say that and didn't mean to imply it so apologies for coming across that way (I was meaning to clarify my personal reaction to the story in response to other posters).
 
Read every Tweet twice. Shit was too good but so sad. I'm not going to lie, it's fucked up but that shit gave me life at work.
 
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