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[Mike M]

Yet people do it anyway.

 

[Son Of D]

i wonder how many new members there have been registered since this time last year? i mean otherwise it's all people who've already submitted theirs right?

In 2013 I submitted mine before I could even post. So there are lurkers who probably send some too.

 

[JoeNut]

In 2013 I submitted mine before I could even post. So there are lurkers who probably send some too.

ah fair point, cmon lurkers!! be freaky!

 

[Sagely]

I'm looking forward to simultaneously feeling like I've led a boring life and considering myself a saint. Scumbag dad is horrendous, good lord. Time to catch up on the previous threads!

 

[gaiages]

everyone waiting for the next entry from cumfessor

and here I am waiting for the glorious return of soulfucker

My bruh *high five*

I await with bated breath for The Legend of Soulfucker II.

 

[MultiCore]

Guys, do not send me any attachments. Do not write your confession in a word doc or PDF and send it as an attachment. I will not open it.

You gotta be careful with all the viruses and such. To the individual who sent me a confession in .doc form: please put it in the standard email text box and send it.

You could always put it in google docs.

 

[Fireblend]

You could always put it in google docs.

Or open it inside a virtual machine.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

That is just too much work.

Lol, the individual re-sent that confession to me, so it's all good.

 

[Symphonia]

i wonder how many new members there have been registered since this time last year? i mean otherwise it's all people who've already submitted theirs right?

I know I submitted one in 2013 before I was approved as a member. I won't divulge which confession was mine, though, just use your imagination and it will become clear which one is me.

 

[Kenstar]

Whenever I scratch inside my bellybutton I feel compelled to smell my finger

 

[Robot Carnival]

so much messed up stories, I'll keep an eye on this thread for sure. might even see if I can put a confession down in words and submit it. not much fun stuff in my life thou...

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Whenever I scratch inside my bellybutton I feel compelled to smell my finger

 

[Corronchilejano]

So... this GMT or what... ?

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

So... this GMT or what... ?

Depends on what time I get home from the Halloween party tonight. If I get home by like midnight (PST), I'll throw some up. Otherwise, tomorrow morning when I wake up.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

get confessing you sick lovely people

 

[Xamtheking]

Let the floodgates open

 

[ptolemy]

What a time to be alive.

 

[John Kowalski]

What a time to be alive.

man has walked on the moon, we know the core hierarchies of the cosmos, we have more human rights than we've ever had, the internet has connected the world over, all of our knowledge at the tip of our fingers, and

on gaf we revel in reading the worst of humanity

every november

 

[Mailbox]

Should have saved that gif for later.

man has walked on the moon, we know the core hierarchies of the cosmos, we have more human rights than we've ever had, the internet has connected the world over, all of our knowledge at the tip of our fingers, and

on gaf we revel in reading the worst of humanity

every november

I don't plan on giving a confession since my life is actually pretty boring and when it isn't its just plain pathetic, but if the thread slows to a crawl like it tends to do near the end of the month, I'll think of something to confess. It won't be a lie or anything though.

Let's enjoy

 

[Mike M]

C'mon, NTGYK, break that street date.

 

[Mailbox]

C'mon, NTGYK, break that street date.

Nah, let him have fun with his party.

When this thread goes nuts he's gonna have his work cut out for 'im

 

[Arkos]

 

[Replicant]

That is just too much work.

Lol, the individual re-sent that confession to me, so it's all good.

This job is already eating your soul alive? You're not gonna last long at this rate.

RIP in pieces, NTGYK.

Subbed.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I'm on my way home

The time of our cult sacrifices for Nyarlethop is nearly upon us.

 

[Livingskeletons]

Holy shit. This one might be my favorite.

My Girlfriend Cheated on Me and I Plotted My Revenge for Six Years

You can't help but cheer for the guy, even if he is a complete fucking psycho.

That is some Breaking Bad/ Death Note style of psychopathy right there.

 

[Boogalogist]

And so it begins!

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Here we go.

This first one is actually from last year, submitted after the cutoff:

I want to be happily married, but clearly I'm not. I love my significant other and know they're my match, but there's another whom I've fallen in love with. It makes me angry too because I don't want that, I simply would like to be friends. This other person, I can't help but think about them all the time. Reminders of all our conversations follow me wherever I go. They're so intelligent and insightful, much more than myself, and I find that incredibly attractive. Besides breaking contact, is there anything I can do to help the situation? I am OK for the most part with just living with it, never saying a word, and dealing with these feelings. Sometimes I guess it's good to vent. Is that not a great course of action?

Hey man (woman?). Crushes come and go. But you know what's forever? The tax benefits that come from being legally married to another person. Hope everything worked out.

Edit: Feel free to email us an update, Confessor.

 

[Little Nemo]

Here we go.

This first one is actually from last year, submitted after the cutoff:



Hey man (woman?). Crushes come and go. But you know what's forever? The tax benefits that come from being legally married to another person. Hope everything worked out.

This is like from a year ago? Maybe he's already divorced?

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I'm actually really scared about this...

I'm a sophomore in high school and I went to a party, through a friend of a friend. I know a lot of older people, so i am at those kinds of parties. I'm pretty responsible about the kind of people I was hanging out with, and making sure people know where I am and all that stuff, but I like to have fun. And yeah they are older people, but they are good people. They don't do drugs, or bad things, nice guys and girls that are smart but I've done something really bad and I don't know what to do. So I went to this party, and there was this really cool attractive guy there, and my friend INSISTED that he was only 21. In my state, the age of consent is 16, within 4 years, right? I'm 17 so I thought I was good. We fooled around, led to me sleeping with him. We were both pretty drunk, so I guess that was a mistake, but I really didn't think too much of it. I know I used a condom, and I thought that would be it. Well, I have found out that this guy is a teacher at my school... He's a freshman teacher, he never taught me, I never saw him and he still hasn't seen me...or if he has then I don't know it. I haven told a single person, but my best friend knows...I'm really scared if I should say something or not or if I can just avoid it and try to forget it

Yikes. That's either the plot line of an early 2000s sex comedy or an early 2000s Oscar bait flick. Maybe both!

On the one hand, you're legal. On the other, hand, as a teacher, it is illegal for him to fraternize with students sexually. On the third hand, stop going to old people parties.

Though at some point, you will likely run into this teacher again.

And if more people than you know...

Somebody's getting fired.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Tame as all hell, but it was really dumb of me so I felt it warranted to be told

I once attempted to start AND finish an entire project in high school 40 minutes before the project was due

Was it because you were invited to an older people party and there were sexy DILFs there?

 

[Dad]

i think thats how most of my high school projects went

 

[udiie]

oooof at that teacher one. awkward. dont even know what id do in that situation

 

[dity]

Aw shit, didn't know this was a thing. Subbing to this for sure.

 

[Krixeus]

oooof at that teacher one. awkward. dont even know what id do in that situation

Change schools.

 

[Mailbox]

HAHAH you think 40 min for a project in highschool is bad, try doing that with university projects.

I'm not proud of it, but it worked and i'm still in good academic standing :3

 

[Symphonia]

That teacher story sounds like it came straight out of Hollyoaks.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

That teacher story sounds like it came straight out of Hollyoaks.

This is not a soap opera.

This is NeoGAF.

Come on, man.

 

[eddievanclaylen]

Still waiting for the goods ...

If i submit a story its anonymous right?

 

[Sölf]

Still waiting for the goods ...

If i submit a story its anonymous right?

That probably depends on if you submit it anonymously or not. I would suggest you do the former.

 

[Ayumi]

Still waiting for the goods ...

If i submit a story its anonymous right?

Use a disposable e-mail to send your confession.

 

[John Kowalski]

Still waiting for the goods ...

If i submit a story its anonymous right?

Be sure to do the konami code before sending the email. That guarantees good luck and anonymous email sending.

 

[Gray Matter]

I'm not buying that teacher sex story. Why was the teacher there socializing with students where alcohol is present? I know people make mistakes, but teachers have a responsibility. Who even let him in anyway knowing he was a teacher, surely someone recognized him.

Spoiler

also a 17 year old sophomore? Seems a little old to be only a sophomore

 

[Dispatch]

I'm not buying that teacher sex story. Why was the teacher there socializing with students where alcohol is present? I know people make mistakes, but teachers have a responsibility. Who even let him in anyway knowing he was a teacher, surely someone recognized him.

Spoiler

also a 17 year old sophomore? Seems a little old to be only a sophomore

I agree.

 

[Cloud Strife]

I'm not buying that teacher sex story. Why was the teacher there socializing with students where alcohol is present? I know people make mistakes, but teachers have a responsibility. Who even let him in anyway knowing he was a teacher, surely someone recognized him.

Spoiler

also a 17 year old sophomore? Seems a little old to be only a sophomore

It happened to a teacher while I was in high school, so it's definitely possible. The teacher in questions was "cool" so he was allowed to party with the rest of the students and then...yeah.

 

[butalala]

Sounds to me like the sophomore went to a party that was hosted by friends of a friend who belonged to an older crowd, so it probably wasn't a case of teacher hanging out with students at a high school party.

I'm not saying that the story doesn't have some weird shit though. What sophomore is 17 years old?

 

[Gray Matter]

Sounds to me like the sophomore went to a party that was hosted by friends of a friend who belonged to an older crowd, so it probably wasn't a case of teacher hanging out with students at a high school party.

I'm not saying that the story doesn't have some weird shit though. What sophomore is 17 years old?

Hell... I was one month into being 17 when I graduated high school.

 

[Chainsawkitten]

I'm not saying that the story doesn't have some weird shit though. What sophomore is 17 years old?

I was, as were my friends. The education system differs all over the world and "high school" or "sophomore" may not be directly translatable. (Though the confessor said "In my state", so I guess it's the US after all.)

 

[CharminUltra]

Even though I consider myself to have really good taste in movies, I still love Independence Day...

...oh, were supposed to email these?

 

[ShinRPGamer]

Soon...

 

[Xamtheking]

Even though I consider myself to have really good taste in movies, I still love Independence Day...

...oh, were supposed to email these?

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