The whole film feels like a rehash of an old cheesy bond, minus the charm.
The intro was lame, which ironically was probably one of the best 'action pieces' in the entire film. So much hype built up around this film because we would see spectre and blowfield, bonds apparent ultimate foe, especially with a great actor such as Waltz starring. Unfortunately Waltz is wasted in this role, we barely see him and when we do, he just rambles on with boring monologues and retcons.
Yes this film had more retcons than a MGS game, all for the sake of linking everything together. They gave us Quantum organisation which was clearly a shoe in for Spectre, yet that wasn't good enough so lets just do a film with Spectre.
Batista was hilarious in this film, as soon as they showed him kill that eye with the thumps in the eye and said nothing, I knew he would have no lines in the film, he became a poormans fat oddjob.
Monica was in the film for 5 seconds yet was all the promo etc, felt like a pointless waste of 20 minutes for a film that was already too long, although it was good to see her being sexy I guess. The case chase after the Batista introduction was easily one of the worse car chases in film history; it is bond driving down an alleyway for five minutes before jumping out of the car. This car chase highlights how shit the action in the entire film is, the plane chase was pretty good but ultimately is bond going forward in a plane and crashing it. Which brings up the point why the fuck does he let Oddjob live? He shoots Oddjobs team mate, yet a so called train assassin would have finished the guy who is clearly uncontentious was just trying to kill me.
Girl who gets captured very easily in her office, insists on coming with bond even thought she will more likely get in the way. Insert travelling and being romantic with one another for yet another pointless filler, our young doctor falls for the OAP bond who will be soon swapping his Walther for a zimmer. Enter batistaaaaaaa mother fucker, comically steps in and kicks bond in the back when he could have easily just shot him. So after spectre just trying to kill bond, they send him a fucking taxi after he gets off the train lol.
So here comes the convulsion, Our blowfield guy, blows all, revealing how he killed all the women bond loved. Fact check, vesper killed herself and could have been kept safe if she didn't kill herself. M was killed by the crazy hacker as revenge. Even this wasn't intentionally, she took a stray bullet in the house gun fight. A better case would have been to say bond gets all the people around him killed, but no, lets just insert some awful writing.
So after all the lies, blowfield tells bond he's his brother, and he killed his adopted father LOL. Ok so since bond already knew blowfield was an pseudo and he was that other person with the German name, bond would have know instantly that he used to have a step brother called that, yet he never mentions it or makes no connection, even when blowfield is telling him... Then comes the hiliarious torture device; lets make bond lose his memory by drilling into his check and neck, maybe there is a science to it, but it looked dumb as hell, especially since the last three bonds were more grounded in current times, instead of silly technology such as space lasers (moonraker) etc.
Then there is the secret base in the middle of nowhere, that Waltz decides to blow up and kill everyone and his network because bond escaped.
The traitor was all to obvious and so stupid, almost as stupid as the merger of Mi5 and Mi6 into some new building that looked like shit, even if that were to happen, I doubt they would just bulldozer the old building the next day lol.
then the ending, hide and fucking seek, just for blowfield to talk some more smack and run off, followed by the hand gun shooting down a helicopter from at least 300 to 500 metres away, a handgun is what, accurate up to 50 metres? Plus he was firing into the sky and wind...
the whole film felt lazy, maybe Craig told the producers he's too old and didn't want to do much action, that reminds me, the escape from the secret base, all bond does is pick up a gun off the floor and casually fires it with one arm behind him as he runs off, it is like one of two shoot outs in the film LOL.
I was laughing and shaking my head throughout at how bad it was, QoS was better than this shit.
Forgot to mention the awful song and title sequence to just to add to the shitness, I probably missed something, but there was just so much to choose from.