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[Beren the Empty-Handed]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

👧😪😪😪🙋🍌👋💦💻🎧🚫🔊🔊🔊😁😁😐😐🎧🚫😱😱😱😳🙅

I understood that reference.

 

[AnathemicOne]

🚬💃😗💃💃😓😓💃💪🚀😧🚀😨🚀😱

You made out with a dancing smoking woman but during the dance you felt queasy so you danced more but with flexing this time. You then proceeded to shove your dick in the ass but she be like "wat." You shove it in deeper and she goes silent, then you shove it in as deep as you can and cum inside, but you realize you've killed her via internal rupture.

 

[Judge Magister Zexion]

👉👌😵👅👄✊🌋😍 👌🚅😲😟💋💋😄👌🚄😍🌊

Deduce this GAF

 

[Symphonia]

🙋🙅😭💻💪🍆💧😫😪

 

[ASIS]

It was a one time thing, ain't even that bad. Fermenting = Pickling

I mean there was a study that you could make yogurt with a vagina according to an article online.

Fuck some married dudes who use breast milk for their protein shakes is worse than the shit we done. You know who you are.

Wait what?

OP where is this article?

 

[FaintColt388301]

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Deduce this GAF

You like taking dead bodies on trains and having sex with their mouths and exploding semen on their lips while you laugh at them.

 

[Enzom21]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

 

[Judge Magister Zexion]

You like taking dead bodies on trains and having sex with their mouths and exploding semen on their lips while you laugh at them.

Close but no cigar

 

[SolarMystic]

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I understood that reference.

About the only one I got lol

 

[unknownstranger]

The "Draw your favorite sex position in MS Paint" thread was better.

 

[Mandelbo]

This thread's already made my day and I've only been awake for an hour

 

[-Deimos]

why

Oh god...please tell me you're both women at least.

 

[Jaffaboy]

👫💏🙅🅾💦😎👍🙍🙆😼👉👌💦💦♈♈♈😓😨😱🙈🎴🙎👫🚿🚿🚿🙍🙆😏😘✋👌👋🐓💦👀👃👄😎👍

 

[Funyarinpa]

You're a hero OP, don't listen to these heretics.

 

[Hydrus]

👧😪😪😪🙋🍌👋💦💻🎧🚫🔊🔊🔊😁😁😐😐🎧🚫😱😱😱😳🙅

Haha

 

[Rocketz]

Let''s see whats going on in this thread....

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.
.

 

[Rawket Lawnchair]

 

[FTF]

😘🙎💑 8==✊==D💦😓😳💤😠

 

[Risette]

🌚

 

[Any Questions]

Have giggled many times. Thanks

👌

 

[BlastProcessing]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

 

[rhophiehalul78]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

LOLLLL hold on.... wait... what??????!!!

 

[Kadayi]

Call the medics, I'm dying here...

 

[Guy.brush]

 

[Stereogatari]

You out-Japanesed the Japanese.

 

[Marvel]

this thread man

 

[Machina]

Sorry OP, there is kinky.... And then there is just flat out fucking weird

 

[Nibel]

When I read 'kinky' stuff I expected some new emoji techniques to pick up :shaq:

I didn't expect not wanting breakfast anymore

 

[Hjod]

This will explain it all.

 

[DarkLordMalik]

I just realized these emojis won't work in Chrome. Had to switch to Firefox.

 

[Garrett 2U]

📺➕❄️

 

[Aselith]

Going too far to brag about sex

 

[Papercuts]

man what the hell

 

[Ambient80]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

 

[EatChildren]

💩😭

 

[Ape]

🙋🙅😭💻💪🍆💧😫😪

You cry yourself to sleep after you masterbate because your girl won't put out

 

[FelipeMGM]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure.

OP and his gf must be hardcore science people.

It was a one time thing, ain't even that bad. Fermenting = Pickling

I mean there was a study that you could make yogurt with a vagina according to an article online.

Fuck some married dudes who use breast milk for their protein shakes is worse than the shit we done. You know who you are.

lol, whaat. That doesnt even come close from the willd shit you did


You win OP.

 

[Chao]

👧😪😪😪🙋🍌👋💦💻🎧🚫🔊🔊🔊😁😁😐😐🎧🚫😱😱😱😳🙅

Only missing the green sound waves, bravo

 

[TangerineCloud]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

Jesus Christ.

I'm pretty sure you just won your own thread, OP. No one's gonna top that.

Lmao

 

[SigSig]

✋

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

😟🏥 😟💁

😟😷 😟😣

 

[TangerineCloud]

😟🏥 😟💁

😟😷 😟😣

You went to a lady doctor and popped a boner while she was examining your genitals?

Spoiler

Been there, man. She smirked and stifled a chuckle. 😢

 

[jerry1594]

I'm fucking dying lmao

 

[GorillaJu]

🙋🙅😭💻💪🍆💧😫😪

hahahahhaha

 

[Funyarinpa]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

Best stealth brag thread ever?

 

[Frost_Ace]

awwww shit, and I thought me and my bf's cum eating was kinky.

 

[BGBW]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

😰😨😱😵😷🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🙅👧

 

[Carl]

This thread turned out better than expected

 

[TheYanger]

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