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[BGBW]

Shun better get a goddamned tag for this.

Aah! You used the last of our food for something like that…

 

[SaganIsGOAT]

Here we go

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[Arkos]

Here we go

🚿🚿💑🚿🚿👧🏽👄👅💦🍑👦🏽😍👧🏽🤔☝☝☝🍑👦🏽😬😀👧🏽😏✊✊✊🍑👦🏽😳😁😳😏😍😍😍

Okay, so you're taking a shower with your girl when her black friend shows up and somebody gets eaten out to orgasm. Then her black boyfriend shows up and you've got the butt lust, but she's like no no no, but you can't shake the butt lust and eventually they give in. So there is some fisting, and while it starts off as painful eventually everybody is happy and satisfied.

The end.

 

[Malyse]

Here we go

🚿🚿💑🚿🚿👧🏽👄👅💦🍑👦🏽😍👧🏽🤔☝☝☝🍑👦🏽😬😀👧🏽😏✊✊✊🍑👦🏽😳😁😳😏😍😍😍

You were showering with your girl, she licked, stuck a finger up, and then fisted your asshole. And you loved it.

 

[Mizerman]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

Sooo....

Ass to Mouth?

 

[Mobile Suit Gooch]

This thread: ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

 

[Arkos]

Sooo....

Ass to Mouth?

It's the next step in the farm to table movement

 

[mugwhump]

😰👼🙇😜😘😽👼😽📩😢😕😯😕😃😇😡😄😛😟😛😰😵😤😧😟😲😌😏🙌🙆😗😎👩😾👩🙀😻👮👲👮👯👥👭💑👱🎅👯👰💙👣💙👄💋👿💪👺💃👹💆👹💇💇💇💇👺👎✊👆✋☝💝👊💛💟💞💔💖👐👇👏👈👏👅👣💋👽👽👽👱👵👴💩💩💩💩💩💩

Uptown Saturday night with the supreme clientele

So the ending is that you tried using sign language to communicate with aliens, but they still anal probed you

 

[Gun Animal]

Done worse than OP but unfortunately don't have an apple device to relate any of it with in this thread.

Either way, good on you OP for exploring uncharted waters. You are a scholar and a patriot, Shun.

 

[FiddyShadeJ]

👧😪😪😪🙋🍌👋💦💻🎧🚫🔊🔊🔊😁😁😐😐🎧🚫😱😱😱😳🙅

God damn it.

 

[akira28]

This thread: ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

yes. and the fact that it has made it this far is even more.

 

[akira28]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

why? why were you curious of this? Did...do you know how long ferment...where ddi you get this idea? internal body pressure? What internal body pressure? You plugged a vegetable in your asshole!

 

[JimJamJones]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

 

[GraveRobberX]

👸💞🎂🎀🎁🎈👳
✨👸✨💫😙💏💓👳
👸😙👳💑
👸👎👳
👳💔

 

[Order]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

Jesus died for this

 

[Deleted member 80556]

Done worse than OP

Oh God, do tell.

 

[Shun]

why? why were you curious of this? Did...do you know how long ferment...where ddi you get this idea? internal body pressure? What internal body pressure? You plugged a vegetable in your asshole!

I mean you can pickle cabbage and other vegetables with salt overnight, you just add pressure via a weight or something similar in a container like this.

I mean your body contracts when you're penetrated and the saline and fluids act as a means of pickling like salt brine or nuka. When you both try to hold it in until your libido spikes then play around until it gets more enveloped in moisture it would eventually pickle itself through osmosis. It also acted as a makeshift love egg toy.

It's not like I haven't licked and engrossed myself in her crotch before anyway. A nice rinse and proper cooking was fine.

Just a one time thing.

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I'm sorry for your loss.

 

[Deleted member 80556]

STOP ASKING ABOUT THAT. This is why the 'booty renaissance' is just plain madness.

 

[akira28]

this dude said saline and fluids, talking about osmotic forces


if her pussy is salty enough to make pickles, she must be badly dehydrated.

 

[ChamplooJones]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

 

[FuuRe]

If shit like this isn't tag deserving I don't even want to imagine what sick shit have you guys done to earn yours

 

[GraveRobberX]

Shun I swear to god you gave some Anime head a new idea and Anime-GAF will be fapping to it by end of next year!

I guarantee it!

If shit like this isn't tag deserving I don't even want to imagine what sick shit have you guys done to earn yours

Hey I'm learning to walk again after spinal surgery
Only thing went up my ass has been an enema!
To remove excess fluid due to stuff
(´･_･`)

 

[Shun]

STOP ASKING ABOUT THAT. This is why the 'booty renaissance' is just plain madness.

Ass is the future.

Shun I swear to god you gave some Anime head a new idea and Anime-GAF will be fapping to it by end of next year!

I guarantee it!

This was not intentional. I'm a casual viewer, I watch more basketball/soccer and dramas like Hannibal.

What was your story anyway?

😷💊🍑 Suppositories?

 

[Puruzi]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

hot tbh

 

[hateradio]

👀

 

[Gun Animal]

Oh God, do tell.

Honestly once you eat butt, bringing foodplay into the mix is just common sense. There's really no limit to the possibilities.

 

[Valkerionseven]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

Shun.... goddamn man...

\the fact that we have talked several times on here and visit the same threads scares me. That said... not super surprised at this kind of thing for some reason. In fact... kinda wanna try it though my region of the country is known for super massive daikon lol.

Please tell me it wasn`t a kagoshima daikon.... you and your girls poor vagina/ass if it was hahaha

although im oddly curious to try this now

 

[LUFTRAUSER]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

"You spend a lot of time on that NeoGAF site. What's it about, again?"
"..."
"...uh... it's, uh, just about videogame stuff haha..."

Spoiler

seriously man eating fucking ass radishes smh

 

[Camp1nCarl]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

 

[Mizerman]

I mean, that information is like the equivalent to this skit on That 70s Show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw_pzfn0dH4

 

[The Lamp]

Holy fucking shit, OP is serious.

 

[DXLelouch153]

ahh GAF you and your bizarre off topic threads never fail to make me almost die of laughter

 

[Jimrpg]

I kinda don't see the point... It's not going to taste as good as something that's been pickled normally, and overnight is more like marinating than pickling isn't it? Each to their own. But congrats on the sex, op.

 

[Greddleok]

This thread taught me I'm pretty vanilla when it comes to sex.

 

[Siphorus]

Man this got weird really quick, guess I'm vanilla at best. 🍑🌽🔫😡

 

[Gila]

hahahahahaha this fucking thread delivers

 

[thetrin]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

This story seriously made me feel physically ill.

 

[Alienous]

I still don't understand how you can get to the cooking stage without one of the two participants deciding "Hey, let's not do this".

 

[Maximus.]

I don't even...

Edit: Someone needs to give the OP a tag

That's what he wants man. Don't feed the beast, not after that.

 

[superpickleman]

👯☕️💩

 

[Shun]

Shun.... goddamn man...

\the fact that we have talked several times on here and visit the same threads scares me. That said... not super surprised at this kind of thing for some reason. In fact... kinda wanna try it though my region of the country is known for super massive daikon lol.
Please tell me it wasn`t a kagoshima daikon.... you and your girls poor vagina/ass if it was hahaha
although im oddly curious to try this now

It really isn't that bad, tho I don't think we'll do this again. This was supposed to be fun guessing game since emoji is popular? but I guess the purpose is gone and people focus on that single post.

No it was not very big, excuse her pills here is an extra daikon we had. I'm out of cucumber tho but it was the smaller kind too. One we used was smaller than this, half the size with no split in the middle.

It was an interesting and stimulating experience. The stupid stuff you do when both your libido is at full throttle. ⁽⁽٩(๑˃̶͈̀ ᗨ ˂̶͈&#769۶⁾⁾

Please continue to contribute to emoji game (꒦ິ⌑꒦&#3765 (இд&#2951

 

[Lizard with a ladder]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

 

[Any Questions]

It really isn't that bad, tho I don't think we'll do this again. This was supposed to be fun guessing game since emoji is popular? but I guess the purpose is gone and people focus on that single post.

No it was not very big, excuse her pills here is an extra daikon we had. I'm out of cucumber tho but it was the smaller kind too. One we used was smaller than this, half the size with no split in the middle.

It was an interesting and stimulating experience. The stupid stuff you do when both your libido is at full throttle. ⁽⁽٩(๑˃̶͈̀ ᗨ ˂̶͈&#769۶⁾⁾

Please continue to contribute to emoji game (꒦ິ⌑꒦&#3765 (இд&#2951

Looks like twin entry to me

 

[dofry]

This is that stripper story, isn't it? Lmao.

Spoiler

 

[Clefargle]

💄💊♥️🍒

 

[Little Nemo]

It really isn't that bad, tho I don't think we'll do this again. This was supposed to be fun guessing game since emoji is popular? but I guess the purpose is gone and people focus on that single post.

No it was not very big, excuse her pills here is an extra daikon we had. I'm out of cucumber tho but it was the smaller kind too. One we used was smaller than this, half the size with no split in the middle.

It was an interesting and stimulating experience. The stupid stuff you do when both your libido is at full throttle. ⁽⁽٩(๑˃̶͈̀ ᗨ ˂̶͈&#769۶⁾⁾

Please continue to contribute to emoji game (꒦ິ⌑꒦&#3765 (இд&#2951

Wait... you drew faces on them before you inserted them? This keeps getting weirder and weirder...

 

[Coolio McAwesome]

💁❤️👌👈💩😳

 

[GaimeGuy]

💁❤️👌👈💩😳

o_o

 

[ElTorro]

💁❤️👌👈💩😳

 

[scarlet]

Man this got weird really quick, guess I'm vanilla at best. 🍑🌽🔫😡

You put a corn and gun into your ass and it hurts?

💄💊♥️🍒

You used lipstick and drugs and loving it?

💁❤️👌👈💩😳

Had sex with a girl you like and she pooped on you?