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[udiie]

LMAO

 

[Funyarinpa]

👯☕️💩

poop in coffee?

 

[True Savior]

💁❤️👌👈💩😳

Anal can be messy. We all have been there.

 

[Mdk7]

I'm dying here! XD

 

[Mdk7]

poop in coffee?

Two girls one cup?

 

[Shun]

Wait... you drew faces on them before you inserted them? This keeps getting weirder and weirder...

No this is an extra one from the market. Your fantasies are weirder than ours.

No it was not very big, excuse her pills here is an extra daikon we had. I'm out of cucumber tho but it was the smaller kind too. One we used was smaller than this, half the size with no split in the middle.

 

[SouSouRocket]

...I posted and promptly forgot about this thread because I assumed it would be locked in minutes. Came back to see if we got an explanation and then this. 💀

 

[Hankodank]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

Obligatory...

 

[Escalario]

So I've just read through this thread and...

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( ͡O ͜ʖ ͡O)

 

[Shun]

I'm curious about this, might be the next adventure.

🌶🙆🏻🔥🍌😭
🔃
👨🏻💊🍑❄️😂

i knew makoto and cucumbers reminded me of something

I see the Makoto lovers are united.
http://i.imgur.com/r1vWygw.png

???

I think i read similar thing from a nukige...
Or was it hentai manga? I can't remember

I don't think they offered the game or comic you were looking for at Comiket. If it involves sex, it probably has happened before in some shape or form.

Honestly once you eat butt, bringing foodplay into the mix is just common sense. There's really no limit to the possibilities.

Yes, we are conducting experiments for science, great to have a partner willing and brave to explore new avenues. The libido knows no bounds.

 

[Arkos]

I kinda don't see the point... It's not going to taste as good as something that's been pickled normally, and overnight is more like marinating than pickling isn't it? Each to their own. But congrats on the sex, op.

This is my issue. If you want to do it, fine, but the idea that you're going to "do" very much to the vegetable (besides it having been... up there) doesn't seem to be well thought out

Man this got weird really quick, guess I'm vanilla at best. 🍑🌽🔫😡

You were forced at gunpoint to take an ear of corn up the butt and were very upset about it? That's horrible, I'm sorry :/

 

[Shun]

That's what he wants man. Don't feed the beast, not after that.

No I don't want tag. Why would anyone want to fish for tag when a majority of tags are unflattering?

I mean I wouldn't want to be tagged after a thread like this, or tagged since this might follow me as my time as a member on this message board.

Is it wrong to be open and comfortable with sexuality? This topic is already follow and bully me around in other threads in community and off-topic as it is...

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[Shun]

This is my issue. If you want to do it, fine, but the idea that you're going to "do" very much to the vegetable (besides it having been... up there) doesn't seem to be well thought out

It was very well thought out.

 

[sc0la]

 

[Funyarinpa]

I'm curious about this, might be the next adventure.

🌶🙆🏻🔥🍌😭
🔃
👨🏻💊🍑❄️😂

I think the first is that you tried armpit sex without lube and it hurt like hell

The only thing I have for the second one is putting your ballsack in cold water/ snow.

 

[Shun]

I think the first is that you tried armpit sex without lube and it hurt like hell

The only thing I have for the second one is putting your ballsack in cold water/ snow.

No it goes back to me liking a hot/cold sensation at the same time.

Was wondering if eating a chili pepper or mint prior to oral intercourse would be stimulating. Burning or cooling sensation without needing warming lotion.

 

[wanderingprostheyltite]

No I don't want tag. Why would anyone want to fish for tag when a majority of tags are unflattering?

I mean I wouldn't want to be tagged after a thread like this, or tagged since this might follow me as my time as a member on this message board.

Is it wrong to be open and comfortable with sexuality? This topic is already follow and bully me around in other threads in community and off-topic as it is...

(꒦ິ⌑꒦&#3765

Cmon man you gotta expect some ribbing after a story like that.

No it goes back to me liking a hot/cold sensation at the same time.

Was wondering if eating a chili pepper or mint prior to oral intercourse would be stimulating. Burning or cooling sensation without needing warming lotion.

This can only end badly.

 

[Staccat0]

What is the emoji for "I don't mind stuff up my butt every so often"?

 

[GaimeGuy]

Wtf

 

[Shun]

Cmon man you gotta expect some ribbing after a story like that.

This can only end badly.

I mean I guess, at least I wasn't tagged.

Have you tried chili Peppers and/or mints during oral or do you think that the spiciness and heat from the pepper would burn our genitals off.

 

[ciD_Vain]

It was very well thought out.

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[IMG]http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/23/7/enhanced/webdr04/anigif_enhanced-8753-1422017960-14.gif[/IM]

[IMG]http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/wiredscience/2014/02/The-bizzare-pearlfish.gif[/IM][/QUOTE]
Haha source for the first two gifs?

 

[KenjiGlove]

I mean I guess, at least I wasn't tagged.

Have you tried chili Peppers and/or mints during oral or do you think that the spiciness and heat from the pepper would burn our genitals off.

There's only one way to find out 👌

 

[Shun]

Haha source for the first two gifs?

It's from a Channel 4 UK Drama series called Cucumber. There are two others like it called Banana and Tofu. Apparently it's pretty good and funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7iP9gA4u9c

There's only one way to find out ��

What could go wrong (｡◕ฺˇε ˇ◕ฺ｡）

 

[RecursiveFault]

It was very well thought out.

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[IMG]http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/23/7/enhanced/webdr04/anigif_enhanced-8753-1422017960-14.gif[/IG]
[IMG]http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/wiredscience/2014/02/The-bizzare-pearlfish.gif[/IG][/QUOTE]
I can't breathe

Props for taking the teasing well.

Oh shit I necro'd this.

 

[wanderingprostheyltite]

I can't breathe

Props for taking the teasing well.

Oh shit I necro'd this.

And here I was hoping they'd made a nice squash casserole with their lovemaking.

 

[XenogearsX]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

wat

 

[Monocle]

👯☕️💩

Threesome ruined because your coffee made you poop?

Honestly once you eat butt, bringing foodplay into the mix is just common sense. There's really no limit to the possibilities.

Ugh, no. Foodplay with butts is the gateway kink to turd gobbling.

 

[Why would you do that?]

😝✳

 

[Hollycat]

Without reading anything else, I'm assuming OP is about 69ing.

 

[KenjiGlove]

We're actually going for round 2?

Without reading anything else, I'm assuming OP is about 69ing.

You're wrong, consider yourself lucky.

 

[bryehn]

Without reading anything else, I'm assuming OP is about 69ing.

:tearsofjoy:

 

[Shun]

And here I was hoping they'd made a nice squash casserole with their lovemaking.

No we made pickle vegetables.

 

[sn00zer]

I like that gaf is literally speechless looking at that plate of "food"

 

[Nephtis]

I hope Mandrake doesn't make it to this thread. If he tried to do anything with this thread I'm pretty sure it would break him.

 

[Sora_N]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

Oh wow.

 

[hiphoptherobot]

Wow....just.......wow....

 

[tearsofash]

👅👁

And also

🕸🚑💉

 

[Aurongel]

😏 😳
😏. 😅
😍. 😚
😳. 😺
😍. 😸
😏😸
😍😻
💩💨🙀
😱🙀
😣😾
😖. 😾
😖. 😾
😩. 👞👞🏢🏣🏥🏦. 😹

 

[Shun]

I like that gaf is literally speechless looking at that plate of "food"

I don't see what's wrong when we had a thread celebrating how great it is to eat butt. It's still food regardless of your arbitrary definition of what food is.

Why is this any different?

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And also

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You like doing it in a car and getting everything soiled.

 

[tearsofash]

You like doing it in a car and getting everything soiled.

No, I like to lick eyeballs and I like to being trapped in gurneys in ambulances.