NeoGAF Anonymous Confessions 2015 - Bare Your Burdens

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NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Why are you asking GAF, everyone here is 9.74" on average.

I mean... Lady-GAF, help a guy out.
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Wait though, chode means still fat though right? So you're still hitting the important parts. And even still, there are lots of ways to please a lady. Real life isn't a porno (or GAF) with 10 inch swinging dicks everywhere. Be you, be confident, be innovative, go for it.
 
Would the person wearing the sleeve still get physical pleasure while wearing the sleeve? I googled it and 1.) they are demonic looking 2.) they look like super thick condoms. I don't imagine them feeling that nice for for the wearer. I also don't imagine someone breaking out the Wolftooth on a first date.

edit: I understand that someone would wear it for the pleasure of the other person, but I like to think of sex as mutually pleasurable.

Second edit: I guess that's not entirely accurate, as oral Can be mutually pleasurable, but it's one that is getting the brunt of the pleasure. And we rarely orgasm at the same time. Or that's been the case for me.
 
vikki said:
Would the person wearing the sleeve still get physical pleasure while wearing the sleeve? I googled it and 1.) they are demonic looking 2.) they look like super thick condoms. I don't imagine them feeling that nice for for the wearer. I also don't imagine someone breaking out the Wolftooth on a first date.

edit: I understand that someone would wear it for the pleasure of the other person, but I like to think of sex as mutually pleasurable.

Second edit: I guess that's not entirely accurate, as oral Can be mutually pleasurable, but it's one that is getting the brunt of the pleasure. And we rarely orgasm at the same time. Or that's been the case for me.
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I'd say that the penis sleeve isn't a concern as much as finding a partner who is willing to compromise and then maybe experiment with the sleeves
 
Jeez, should not have Googled penis sleeve. Some of those things look like morning stars, or baseball cleats. Saw one with a motor in the tip, looked very hi-tech lol.
 
It's annoying that the first link when googling penis sleeve is an amazon link. Now I need to clear my amazon browsing history because I share my account with my friends.



Edit: I swear if amazon provides recommendations of related products...
 
jasonng said:
It's annoying that the first link when googling penis sleeve is an amazon link. Now I need to clear my amazon browsing history because I share my account with my friends.



Edit: I swear if amazon provides recommendations of related products...
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C'mon Jase, let your friends know the real you!
 
Link to Table of Contents by Date

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NTGYK, might want to clear out the links you have in the OP so far and just replace it with the above.

Gonna list out the confessions from yesterday and today in here.

11-13

I'm in STEM, But I Realized That "Success Doesn't Equal Happiness" (SDEH) (Indie)

I'm Curious About Being a Woman, And I Have No Love Life (Handheld)

A1 B1 TRIGGER WARNING (TRIGGER WARNING)

I Pissed In Some Poor Kid's Bag (Mobile)

I Discovered I Was a Masochist Before I Hit Puberty (Mobile)

The Tragic Trials and Tribulations of a Lurker (Mobile)

I Once Cheated On a Girlfriend With An Ex And Then Fucked Her Too Within 12 Hours, And I Feel Fine (Console)

11-14

I Have a Small Penis, How Can I Intercourse? (Answer: Use a Penis Sleeve) (Mobile)

A Surgeon's Incompetence Has Ruined My Appearance And I Don't Know What I Can Do (Console)
 
Surface of Me said:
Anymore confessions tonight NTGYK?


I guess I can contribute, one time I wiped with fabric softener sheets.
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That must've hurt, they're really scratchy.

I once took an enormous shit in a Walmart bathroom then took a pic with my phone because it was that impressive. I used the pic as the background on my phone. Then I got a new phone and gave the old one to my brother's friend. The pic was still the background. They were equally impressed by the shit. I have also wiped my ass with leaves.
 
That plastic surgery one is nightmare fuel. I've never thought highly of cosmetic surgery anyway but that story definitely makes it sound like more trouble than it's worth.
 
There was a time, when I was much younger and my father made us all go on ten mile hikes every sunday, I'd shit pretty much anywhere I could, and quite often I'd walk the path pissing as I went. Far as I recall, we never got a single complaint or cross word about it.
 
JeTmAn81 said:
Lol I have never seen that user before. The Neogaf outsider salt is real, my wife has been wanting to get an account forever but only has free email.
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It is immensely easy to not have a "free" email account. Your job typically gives you one, if you go to school there's one, your ISP provider typically has one... I have an absurd amount of 'not free' e-mail accounts, it's difficult to keep track of them.

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Man you guys, I got approved after... like two days @_@ All you people waiting weeks is cray. Or maybe they felt bad because I used a Comcast e-mail account to sign up :p

NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Why are you asking GAF, everyone here is 9.74" on average.

I mean... Lady-GAF, help a guy out.
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If you're that worried about your dick Confessor, maybe try pleasuring her with your hands/mouth. I mean, lot of ladies don't get off on penetration alone anyway.
 
gaiages said:
If you're that worried about your dick Confessor, maybe try pleasuring her with your hands/mouth. I mean, lot of ladies don't get off on penetration alone anyway.
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Did you read the whole confession? Including the part where he said he's already tried oral? Because it really sounds like you're completely missing the point.
 
4" erect is just below the average for most men, so it's just a mental barrier more than anything.

Confessor already has a good oral game, keep focusing on that and she's fully aroused and pleasured, it's very likely she won't care how big your penis is. Don't forget, the first three/four inches of the vagina are the most sensitive...

It might help to focus on stimulating the clit during penetration too. Buy your partner a wand or some kind of vibrator to keep it pleasured or just used your hand.

There's plenty you can do and you're really not as shit out of luck as you've convinced you are. Put down the porn and stop comparing yourself to the average porn star...
 
Miles Quaritch said:
Put down the porn and stop comparing yourself to the average porn star...
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This right here.

Society today expects the average sex session to be like one featuring James Deen or Sasha Grey when, in reality, it won't come close. There will be no loud, over the top screaming. There will be no gushing waterfall as she cums. It will be you and her, and whatever works for you both. Don't try and be the next Deen. Just carry on being you.
 
Abe Bly said:
Did you read the whole confession? Including the part where he said he's already tried oral? Because it really sounds like you're completely missing the point.
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Shit, you're right. Somehow I missed that.

Chode Confessor, still, that's not even that small. Just go for it next time you're being intimate with a lady, make sure she's enjoying yourself, and you'll find that your length is more than enough :p
 
this is my reality. i cannot do the most mundane of tasks in the world without feeling my heart race. posting on this board can sometimes bring me stress, that's how bad it gets sometimes. sending this in is bringing me stress. i have stress right now as i type this. i cannot drive a few blocks down the street without feeling anxious. i cannot talk on the phone. its killing me. its killing me and i know its preventing me from achieving my dreams and it fucking sucks. it sucks to know that something in your mind is killing your potential. its all internal. when i converse with others i display a person that has none of these issues. i know how to play the game, but inside i feel trapped. i have been improving over the last few years. it has been getting better, but i haven't really broken free from it. it still inhibits my life. i know that if i don't break free from it soon it will never come. and that is my biggest fear in life. that i will be on my deathbed feeling worthless. i don't want to feel death coming and know that i didn't do shit with my life. that scares me more than death itself. to know that i failed to break free. that i succumbed to my anxiety. that i failed to achieve anything. that i failed to travel the world as i dream of. that i was as worthless as those people told me i was. as worthless as they made me feel. i cannot stand it. i really just want to feel free from it all. that is why i used to seriously consider suicide. i still feel suicidal sometimes, even today, even right now i feel the thoughts come in my mind. it has become better though. i don't feel it as i once did and i know that will not bring me the freedom i seek. that is freedom without satisfaction. i want to know that i persevered through. i want to know that i made it. i want to know that i achieved my dreams. and i guess that's why i wrote this out. it definitely does feel good to write it out, no matter how insane it may sound. i think about this nearly everyday. so it feels good to let it go. thank you. thanks for listening. it means more than you know.
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I really hope letting this out helped you. I know it can feel like the walls closing in, but keep pushing. You'll make it.
 
I have a scar on the back of my head. Unfortunately it's an ever present reminder of almost 2 decades of emotional and physical abuse. I was 7 or 8 and playing in my room with my brother. We were just playing with cars, nothing crazy, when out of nowhere the room door opens violently, my mother’s holding the belt she would hit us with and screaming violently. I don't recall being able to make sense of anything she was saying until the very end when she looked me dead in the eyes, screamed "I hate you" and threw the belt right at me. I had no idea it hit me. It wasn't until my brother started yelling that there was blood and I touched it that I realized I was hurt. She came back yelling, I can only assume she thought my brother was lying and it wasn't until she came back into the room to see blood running down my head that she stopped. A complete 180. From uncontrollable anger and yelling to completely hysterical and crying. The part that scares me is that I remember the next part vividly. I was sitting on the kitchen counter facing the stove on the other side, she was frantically trying to find something to stop the bleeding and apologizing the whole time. I didn't understand. If she was sorry, why did she do it? Why would she hurt me? Looking back on it, I know exactly why she was so sorry. I remember the look on her face when she eventually faced me. It wasn't regret or remorse. It was fear. The fear that someone would find out what had happened. That's why she didn't even take me to a hospital. Luckily this is the only physical reminder, but unfortunately, as far as I remember, this is where everything starts.

My brother dealt with our home life by acting out and got himself into a lot of trouble. He would get disciplined for it (belt, spoon, hand...etc.) and it acted as a deterrent to me getting involved in the trouble he was causing. But, I wanted to be like my older brother and one day I had a lapse of judgement. My brother found a lighter and was looking to burn something with it. I stupidly tagged along and next thing I know I’m in a maintenance hallway of a plaza and my brother is lighting something on fire. The fire department shows up and, lucky for us, there’s a witness who says they saw two kids leave the hallway. I was a very introverted and shy kid, so I say nothing during our mother’s angry interrogation into what happened. My brother takes this as an opportunity to shift the blame and tells her I was the one who did it. I would be taking the discipline this time. All I remember is being taken to her bedroom, being thrown on the bed and then she was choking me with a belt while telling me she just wanted me dead. I was 10. I’ve slept on my side for as long as I can remember because any time I fall asleep on my back I have a nightmare where this memory plays out and I wake up short of breath.


There’s more in between and a lot more after, but those are the two physical ones and the ones that affected me the most. I don’t trust anyone and was only compounded by going through a few relationships where I was cheated on. I also suffer from overwhelming guilt and regret even from the simplest decisions and, even though we’re engaged, I feel both after being intimate with my wife. Some days I wish she would just leave me because of how crushing it can feel.


I know I should talk to someone, get it all out and get some help. But that requires trust and trust is an issue.
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I understand where you're coming from. You and I both know that you need help. The sooner you find a therapist or psychiatrist to talk to, the sooner you can begin healing. All this is now is an open wound, festering as you walk through life. Get help.
 
I have a hair cutting fetish, and have had one for a while. I enjoy watching seeing pictures, watching videos, or even reading stories about women getting their hair cut. In particular I like watching girls get a makeover from long to short hair. Let's just say that the recent pixie cut trend has been good for me.

Because of this fetish, I started to wonder what it would feel like to be a girl getting all of her long flowing hair cut off into this cute short haircut, and from there it also made me wonder what life would be like if I was a girl too. What would it be like to have boobs? To put on makeup and make myself pretty? How would it feel having sex and orgasming? Maybe I would be happier as a girl?
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
 
this is my reality. i cannot do the most mundane of tasks in the world without feeling my heart race. posting on this board can sometimes bring me stress, that's how bad it gets sometimes. sending this in is bringing me stress. i have stress right now as i type this. i cannot drive a few blocks down the street without feeling anxious. i cannot talk on the phone. its killing me. its killing me and i know its preventing me from achieving my dreams and it fucking sucks. it sucks to know that something in your mind is killing your potential. its all internal. when i converse with others i display a person that has none of these issues. i know how to play the game, but inside i feel trapped. i have been improving over the last few years. it has been getting better, but i haven't really broken free from it. it still inhibits my life. i know that if i don't break free from it soon it will never come. and that is my biggest fear in life. that i will be on my deathbed feeling worthless. i don't want to feel death coming and know that i didn't do shit with my life. that scares me more than death itself. to know that i failed to break free. that i succumbed to my anxiety. that i failed to achieve anything. that i failed to travel the world as i dream of. that i was as worthless as those people told me i was. as worthless as they made me feel. i cannot stand it. i really just want to feel free from it all. that is why i used to seriously consider suicide. i still feel suicidal sometimes, even today, even right now i feel the thoughts come in my mind. it has become better though. i don't feel it as i once did and i know that will not bring me the freedom i seek. that is freedom without satisfaction. i want to know that i persevered through. i want to know that i made it. i want to know that i achieved my dreams. and i guess that's why i wrote this out. it definitely does feel good to write it out, no matter how insane it may sound. i think about this nearly everyday. so it feels good to let it go. thank you. thanks for listening. it means more than you know.
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A lot of this sounds very relatable. Here's hoping this is the first step towards finding freedom, confessor.

All I remember is being taken to her bedroom, being thrown on the bed and then she was choking me with a belt while telling me she just wanted me dead. I was 10. I’ve slept on my side for as long as I can remember because any time I fall asleep on my back I have a nightmare where this memory plays out and I wake up short of breath.
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Holy fuck D:

That whole confession was horrible, but something about this part is extremely upsetting
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Day 2 winds to a close with another tale of loss...

To you, Confessor, I say this: tomorrow is a new day, and the winds may shift in your favor.

In fact, I say that to all of you, as this will be the last confession of the night. More tomorrow!
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DON'T YOU RUIN MY DREAMS DAMMIT.

DON'T YOU DARE DO IT.

Still showed my gf this confession
 
I have a hair cutting fetish, and have had one for a while. I enjoy watching seeing pictures, watching videos, or even reading stories about women getting their hair cut. In particular I like watching girls get a makeover from long to short hair. Let's just say that the recent pixie cut trend has been good for me.

Because of this fetish, I started to wonder what it would feel like to be a girl getting all of her long flowing hair cut off into this cute short haircut, and from there it also made me wonder what life would be like if I was a girl too. What would it be like to have boobs? To put on makeup and make myself pretty? How would it feel having sex and orgasming? Maybe I would be happier as a girl?
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Man.... That anxiety confession... I feel you confessor. It will get better man!

That.... Confession is horrible. I thought my parents were bad..... I'm sorry to hear that confessor.
 
hi, i dont think this qualifies as a real problem or whatev, but heres the thing: whenever i click a topic in offtopic with a title like "gaf i think im broke" or "gaf my life is worthless" or any such, then click it, only to read how that guy, despite the current self-perceived feeling of misery, still has/had a gf/wife and maybe even kids, i HATE that person. I despise them. Im a 34 year old male virgin myself, obese and no great career to show for. Im never talking about my own misery to others, though, because i see it as my responsibility to change my own life. currently working on losing weight, currently at about 330 lbs, from originally 400 lbs, and its going well so far. Thing is, I could make such a topic, too, and i would have actual legitimization, ffs. Having a gf/wife and kids feels like such an unattainable dream right now, ... it would be everything for me. And yet these threads keep popping up, whining and crying about some bullshit misery, when they actually have al
l that really matters. had to get that of my fat chest :/ sorry for the rant.
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400 to 330 is a hell of an accomplishment. Keep going. Do not focus on the problems of others. Focus on yourself, and becoming the absolute best version of yourself you can possibly be. Do these things for you. Don't wallow in misery, don't compare your problems to those of others. Be the best you that you can be.

WHAT ONE MAN CAN DO, ANOTHER CAN DO. Say it. Say it again. Scream it. Believe it.
 
So last night I was feeling a bit worked up, but my wife was asleep and absolutely dead to the world. I tried to get her attention, and my attempts escalated from stroking to the point that her underwear was down and I was hotdogging it with the dry humping.

Like I said, I was worked up and had leaked quite a bit of precum, so I was actually going at a pretty good clip before I realized I was essentially in the middle of sleep-raping my wife. I mean, we've both been in the mood while the other was asleep and groped to wakefulness, but we've never used one another's unconscious body as a masturbatory aid to completion.

It was a total boner killer. I rolled back over and went back to sleep, and have kind of been feeling like shit about it all day.
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Have you... talked to her about it?
 
We are now at the halfway point of the month, guys. Day 15.

I think we're about to kick into high gear. Some interesting things coming up in the next few days... We are standing on a precipice. A little hint...

 
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