WWE teases one of the most significant bulk talent acquisitions in WWE history

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Sou Da

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So excited for Nakamura. Even the WWE can't fuck that up.

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Ric Flair

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If Sting couldn't get a fair shake in the E, I doubt AJ will either.

I legit laughed when he lost to HHH at Wrestlemania with the old ass NWO coming out to help him. Not only was it 12 years too late but it also made no sense storyline wise if it happened even 12 years earlier. If you ever needed anymore proof that vince never watched anything outside the WWE product, that was it.
To the point, however. I don't think they can afford to sign guys and give their history the silent treatment. They should treat incoming talent like WCW used to, with the announce booth touting their previous accomplishments. Make them dangerous, they have to be. AJ is too old to be a "newcomer". He needs to be a WHC threat from the get-go.
 

kirblar

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I legit laughed when he lost to HHH at Wrestlemania with the old ass NWO coming out to help him. Not only was it 12 years too late but it also made no sense storyline wise if it happened even 12 years earlier. If you ever needed anymore proof that vince never watched anything outside the WWE product, that was it.
To the point, however. I don't think they can afford to sign guys and give their history the silent treatment. They should treat incoming talent like WCW used to, with the announce booth touting their previous accomplishments. Make them dangerous, they have to be. AJ is too old to be a "newcomer". He needs to be a WHC threat from the get-go.
They don't have a problem referencing NJPW. Vince (rightfully) doesn't see it as direct competition.
 

Anth0ny

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Good ending:

Wrestlemania 34 MAIN EVENT

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Instead Nakamura will be a racial stereotype within a month.
 

Kuroyume

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Nakamura and Styles are cool but Omega is really the diamond of Japan. Has the wrestling talent AND can cut a promo. Can cut a promo better than Styles and Nakamura, and the entire WWE roster. Look at this motherfucker:

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More charisma in his pinky than the entire roster

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At least the schedule will be lighter for them, that is the only positive thing about this.

lol. Other way around, dude. New Japan has a more physical style but they give their roster breaks between tours and book a shitload of six man tags on smaller shows. WWE, on the other hand, puts them on the road all year around.

Anyway, losing Nakamura and AJ sucks for New Japan and they'll be hard to replace. Worst part is, it'll probably end up sucking for them too, once the WWE inevitably turns them into jokes.

Karl Anderson and Gallows though, eh. Anderson can be great but it's been kinda hard to care about him eer since he helped form the Bullet Club, as he's been stuck in that number two slot behind Devitt and then AJ ever since and had Gallows as a tag team partner.
 

Kusagari

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The best an Asian, Samoans don't count as Asian in Vince land, has ever done in the WWE is like Tajiri.

Can't see Nakamura achieving much more.
 
well if you're going to let them appear, let them have a quick appearance as TRIPLE H henchmen that beat the living shit out of reigns at the rumble...thus allowing triple H to easily flip reigns out and win the rumble
 
So excited for Nakamura. Even the WWE can't fuck that up.

They are on the phone with Mr. Fuji as we speak to be his manager.

I feel like that's a WWE where Vince picks Bret over HBK and HHH.

Fuck the kliq

That's the alternate reality where WWE no longer exists because they would have gone bankrupt and purchased by Ted Turner if they tried to build their company around Bret's greasy ass.
 

Anth0ny

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I know, but that was before he digivolved into Swagsuke.

There's so much potential here. They can do an amazing invasion angle with Balor. At the very least, they can just show up and start fucking people up like the Radicals did all those years ago.


But there is literally a 0% chance they get this right. The most we can hope for is AJ and Nakamura getting an extended run in NXT ala Balor and Joe.
 

Sou Da

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I can't wait for Steamboat to come back and "put Nakamura in his place", dude is probably going to end up joining Slater's job squad or something.
 

BadAss2961

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Man they're going to fuck up Swagsuke.

He'll have some lame racist as fuck stage name like "The Bronze Dragon" and shit.
Yeah, they'd make a total clown of Nakamura before eventually jobbing him out. Even if they try, they don't know how to sustain a character like him as a competitor.
 

Kuroyume

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Nakamura will be nowhere near as cool in the WWE. Won't have a cool entrance theme/titantron. Same with Styles. Nakamura will get like traditional Japanese music with shamisen and flutes. Styles will get like emo/metalcore butt rock. And they'll have their move set neutered. AJ Style's new finisher will be a punch or a boot to the face.
 
Nakamura and Styles are cool but Omega is really the diamond of Japan. Has the wrestling talent AND can cut a promo. Can cut a promo better than Styles and Nakamura, and the entire WWE roster. Look at this motherfucker:

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More charisma in his pinky than the entire roster

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that guy looks like a superstar
 
Welcome to wrestling in 2015, where Indy-nobodies matter, charisma doesn't exist and "superstars" only say what is in the script.
Wasn't pretty much every popular wrestler a Indie-Nobody at some point? People just never knew about them until they got big. It's not like all of your favorite Wrestlers just showed up to WWE one day.
 
The best an Asian, Samoans don't count as Asian in Vince land, has ever done in the WWE is like Tajiri.

Can't see Nakamura achieving much more.

I guess the bright side is that it'll discourage other top level Japanese wrestlers, like Okada, from ever following suit.
 

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All these years later I still chuckle at what a fucking moron that guy is.
I hate AJ Styles.

That is all.
 
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