Care to elaborate on these dozens of asspulls?
Not directed specifically at you, but I suspect whatever I refer to as an asspull will be defended as "it's in the novels" or "it's implied that..." which is exactly what happens with any Abrams or Lindelof movie. They coast on that uncertainty.
Anyway, let's take a look at some definitions from Urban Dictionary.
Ass pull
Typically this phrase is used when someone invents data or facts to support their argument. Said another way, to "pull something out of your ass".
This can also be used to describe when, in a TV show or movie, a character comes up with a never-before-seen power just in the nick of time, therefore winning the fight. An ass pull either has a completely unbelievable explanation or the writer conveniently forgets to add one in.
The movie is full of such contortions. That's the premise of this thread, many points are mentioned in the OP.
In addition, off the top of my head:
- the sequence of events leading up to the movie is a complete contrivance, because they needed for there to be a Rebel Group (Resistance) led by Leia and an Empire (First Order) led by not-Emperor and not-Darth-Vader.
- Death Star 3.0 was only just now used for the first time. Nobody impeded its development.
- Death Star 3.0 is a hollowed out planet, but still retains the design flaw of the Death Star 1, namely a small hatch that would lead the entire thing to blow up.
- Finn is the only stormtrooper with a conscience.
- Finn was a janitor on the Death Star 3.0 and is aware of the exact nature of the design flaw of the Death Star 3.0.
- Death Star 3.0 is itself an ass pull, we don't even know if it travels at light speed, or what the consequences of draining a star are.
- Luke's light saber is in Maz's bar. But it's a "story for another time."
- Captain Phasma lowers the shields. Textbook asspull.
- Everything Rey seems to do effortlessly. "But it's implied that..." I wanted to see this character grow. I don't care about an eventual reveal because it's so painfully obvious and so convenient. Why is the meat of this movie in the past?
All of the contrived bits are intentionally left really vague, and detail is only added as demanded by the current events of the movie in order to justify them, so it's all very unconvincing.
And there's tons more where that came from, but I'd rather not write a thesis on this schlocky movie.
You know the worst thing? All of those things could have had fun explanations, but don't.
We don't have any real information about
This movie in a nutshell. JJ evaded making a real movie.