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[BakedPigeon]

I'm on my phone so I will keep it brief since typing is a pain in the ass.

I fell asleep last night and ended up having a dream in which I had a sexual encounter. In my dream there was a part where I started receiving a blow job from some girl I have never seen in real life. I remember the feeling in my dream felt extremely realistic. As far as I know it was real in the moment.

Anyways I remember saying to her "I'm about to cum!". All of a sudden I woke up and I was in the middle of a real life orgasm. It was very shocking at the time and I could not believe it was actually happening. The worst part was blowing my load right into my boxers with no heads up. I had to clean up before I could sleep again.

Has this happened to anyone else? I have known about wet dreams but I never expected it to happen.

 

[RadioJoNES64]

Yes.

 

[spindashing]

You might be dying.

 

[Dead Prince]

Did you smell it..it might be pee

 

[Ryo Hazuki]

Are you 14, OP?

 

[Affeinvasion]

Congrats on being 13!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

This is what the Nightmare on Elm Street reboot should have been about

 

[Summer Haze]

Lol.

 

[More Fun To Compute]

It's a succubus call a d&d adventuring party or a catholic priest.

 

[80s Bad Guy]

Congrats on the imaginary sex

 

[TheSadRanger]

This is what the Nightmare on Elm Street reboot should have been about

Freedy Kreuger handjobs?

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Just the tip?

 

[Seesaw15]

Do you have a dog OP?

 

[FeenixRising]

So... why did we need to know this OP?

 

[Indrid Cold1]

OP, you are just hitting puberty. Expect your voice to deepen and some funny little hairs to grow in some funny little places. Soon you'll be a man, son!

 

[BTM]

I have wet dreams twice a day

 

[BakedPigeon]

Are you 14, OP?

29 why is this something that happens to teens?

 

[E92 M3]

I'm on my phone so I will keep it brief since typing is a pain in the ass.

I fell asleep last night and ended up having a dream in which I had a sexual encounter. In my dream there was a part where I started receiving a blow job from some girl I have never seen in real life. I remember the feeling in my dream felt extremely realistic. As far as I know it was real in the moment.

Anyways I remember saying to her "I'm about to cum!". All of a sudden I woke up and I was in the middle of a real life orgasm. It was very shocking at the time and I could not believe it was actually happening. The worst part was blowing my load right into my boxers with no heads up. I had to clean up before I could sleep again.

Has this happened to anyone else? I have known about wet dreams but I never expected it to happen.

Oh, you had plenty of heads up.

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

lol, a wet dream?

OP, that was a ghost.

 

[zsynqx]

I had this when I was like 13

 

[| Praxis |]

You were reading that tail thread weren't you?

 

[zer0blivion]

29 why is this something that happens to teens?

Typically, yeah.

 

[injurai]

29 why is this something that happens to teens?

You missed some good years then.

 

[Skux]

Did they not go over this in high school sex education?

 

[DrFunk]

29 why is this something that happens to teens?

yes

wet dreams are completely normal. Usually happens when you don't masturbate enough

 

[super-famicom]

GG OP. You'll be able to start shaving soon.

 

[KINGofCRA5H]

Do you have a dog OP?

 

[Tesseract]

the next time it happens, danny devito will be there

he will keep sucking until you are dead

 

[The Beard]

I have never had a wet dream in my life. I'm 30.

 

[Dsyndrome]

If you're older than adolescence and this is your first wet dream...

You're 29? Wow.

 

[User1608]

Happened to me when I was 14 but I have no idea why to this day.

 

[FeenixRising]

OP is J. Cole confirmed

 

[entremet]

Are you doing NoFAP or something?

You body is gonna get rid of that old semen and sperm somehow if you're not doing it in other ways lol.

 

[Pamplemousse]

I've never had one. I think if you start masturbating early and often, then you don't get them.

 

[JadedWriter]

So... why did we need to know this OP?

Cause it's Gaf, people think we need to know everything.

 

[Kyoufu]

I find it odd that it took you this long to have a wet dream.

I dunno, man. Smells fishy.

 

[TheOddOne]

 

[Mossybrew]

yes
Usually happens when you don't masturbate enough

Guess this is why I never had one even in my teen years.

 

[Sanjuro]

Get tested.

 

[reelbigtink]

This happened to me once, when I was in middle school. Now I only dream about being late for work.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Usually happens when you don't masturbate enough

Not in my case.

 

[CelticKnight]

 

[phanphare]

This is what the Nightmare on Elm Street reboot should have been about

one, two, Freddy's cumming for you..

 

[Ryo Hazuki]

29 why is this something that happens to teens?

I just didn't expect someone above 14 to make a thread about having a wet dream.

 

[Eggbok]

 

[Alienous]

the next time it happens, danny devito will be there

he will keep sucking until you are dead

Oh man, I laughed so hard my chest started hurting.

 

[entremet]

yes

wet dreams are completely normal. Usually happens when you don't masturbate enough

Or have sex. Release is release.

 

[Reversed]

This is what the Nightmare on Elm Street reboot should have been about

Time for a reboot.

 

[Pankratous]

from some girl I have never seen in real life.

I'm sure I've read somewhere that it's physically impossible for the human brain to picture a face they haven't seen before in dreams/head.

 

[injurai]

Or have sex. Release is release.

Spoiler

Let's be honest, you were trying for this.