Yet you still haven't addresses the direct question to you. People might have fun taking an absurd starement out of context and posting gifs.
But do you have a line you draw at videogame content or not? If you do, your statement that complaining about videogame content is hysterical is incorrect. You should respect people who don't want this feature, optional or not, in games they might otherwise enjoy.
I think that's fair but your crocodile-raping tangent was some weird as hell non-sequitur strawman silliness. This minigame or whatever and how some feel about it, again assuming I've not misunderstood what happens here, is akin to finding a cockroach in your kitchen and freaking out. I understand the nature of the reaction but the degree of the reaction has me asking "Really?". Your example is akin to finding finding that Bug alien from Men in Black in your house. I'd hope anybody would freak the fuck out in that circumstance
At the end of the day, I just want Nintendo to be upfront about this so people know what they are getting. I have no interest in gloating or counter gloating - I didn't before and I don't now.