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[Jobbs]

I don't know. What sounds better: "I pity your tiny penis" or "I disdain your tiny penis"?

As long as we're talking about my penis, I'm winning. #prskills

edit: oh wow that top of page.

If it makes you feel better one of my brothers is also under 6 feet, and I managed to somewhat coexist with him.

 

[Chuckie]

As long as we're talking about my penis, I'm winning. #prskills

edit: oh wow that top of page.

Not on my page!

 

[FUME5]

I wonder if I could ever walk into work not looking like I got sloshed the night before:



I blame stubble and my failed attempts to give a shit about my appearance.

The angle and expression supports your case.

 

[Clydefrog]

eheheh

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Tall people are the worst

Especially when they make me feel inadequate about being normal height

 

[Symphonia]

Fucking Lloyds bank taking money out of my account for an overdraft that wasn't even arranged with me. Then, when I ring them, I have some dumb fuck 'advisor' tell me that this happens when I try to pay for something, but the money isn't there. Um, no, if the money isn't there, the sale doesn't go through. At all. You do NOT put me in to an unarranged overdraft.

Cunts.

 

[Jobbs]

Tall people are the worst

Especially when they make me feel inadequate about being normal height

I'm jest jokin bros!

 

[Josh with a J]

I know a guy who is like 5'5 and I would never want to fight him. He's one badass dude.

 

[You Know Nothing]

So that "Damn Daniel" meme thing...

Man, teenagers have horrible taste in everything. Even dank memes.

 

[FUME5]

Nah, just not seeing what the teenagers with taste are seeing.

 

[Josh with a J]

You guys are just old and aren't with it anymore

 

[fengshuifever]

I'm currently being persuaded to come to a dance class with a friend and I really want to go just so I can do this

 

[Jobbs]

You guys are just old and aren't with it anymore

I was with it but they changed what it was.

I can't imagine seeing any value in the "damn daniel" meme even when I was a teenager. I just can't imagine it. I had some taste even then. Even then I appreciated Starship Troopers as a satire rather than just as an alien blasting movie. I loved Aliens. I had excellent knowledge of classic movies and actors like Bogart, Carey Grant, James Cagney, Kirk Douglas, Burt Lancaster, Gregory Peck, Sidney Poitier, etc. I was alright.

I'm currently being persuaded to come to a dance class with a friend and I really want to go just so I can do this

I'd do it. Probably lots of girls there, right? What have you got to lose?

 

[You Know Nothing]

 

[Ceallach]

The Suh Dude memes are everywhere at my work, I just don't find it funny

 

[Josh with a J]

My kiddo is going to know all the best memes when it comes

 

[Jobbs]

The Suh Dude memes are everywhere at my work, I just don't find it funny

I haven't even heard of this.

I live such an insular lifestyle here.

 

[Ceallach]

I haven't even heard of this.

I live such an insular lifestyle here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIHYPaoh79I

 

[Jobbs]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIHYPaoh79I

Urge to kill.. Rising...

 

[FUME5]

That is inoffensive.

 

[Jobbs]

That is inoffensive.

Then why am I throwing punches at the screen

 

[fengshuifever]

I'd do it. Probably lots of girls there, right? What have you got to lose?

I got no problems doing it.

Spoiler

As I've covered before, I have no shame

It's trying to not do it and actually enjoy the lesson.
I've really wanted to try out a dance class but usually I don't have time or they're already mid-season.

The real challenge here is figuring out how deep I go.
Do I get a inflatable tube man type costume? So many options...

 

[FUME5]

Then why am I throwing punches at the screen

Because you aren't 15 and high?

 

[Symphonia]

Suh dude doesn't even fucking make sense.

 

[Chuckie]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIHYPaoh79I

cringe

 

[You Know Nothing]

Suh, Daniel. Damn, dude.

 

[fengshuifever]

Suh, Daniel. Damn, dude.

 

[Jobbs]

I know a guy who is like 5'5 and I would never want to fight him. He's one badass dude.

I feel like I'd want to fight him (er, if I had to fight someone). He may be badass, but unless he has the force or something there's only so much you can do when your reach is so much less than that of your opponent.

 

[Halcyon]

I'm not tall. 6'3 is normal height for a real man

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I feel like I'd want to fight him (er, if I had to fight someone). He may be badass, but unless he has the force or something there's only so much you can do when your reach is so much less than that of your opponent.

Grappling. Use opponents strength against them.

 

[Halcyon]

Grappling. Use opponents strength against them.

Worked Well for one of the best current UFC fighters

 

[Baroquemantic]

I'm not tall. 6'3 is normal height for a real man

I'm a little over 6'2. You telling me I ain't a real man?!

 

[Jobbs]

Use opponents strength against them.

I've heard of this before.

I have my doubts

man that jon favreau storyline was so good on Friends. She thought he was going to propose... XD

 

[Halcyon]

I'm a little over 6'2. You telling me I ain't a real man?!

yes *staring you directly in the eyes to assert alpha dominance*

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Worked Well for one of the best current UFC fighters

Just don't fuck with people nicknamed The Mountain.

 

[Baroquemantic]

yes *staring you directly in the eyes to assert alpha dominance*

Joke's on you. Staring me in the eyes will lead to your doom.

http://www.sciencealert.com/staring...tes-induces-an-altered-state-of-consciousness

The participants' descriptions included huge deformations of their own faces; seeing the faces of alive or deceased parents; archetypal faces such as an old woman, child or the portrait of an ancestor; animal faces such as a cat, pig or lion; and even fantastical and monstrous beings

You sure you want that homie?

 

[Halcyon]

I can't help getting lost in those baby blues.

 

[fengshuifever]

Joke's on you. Staring me in the eyes will lead to your doom.

http://www.sciencealert.com/staring...tes-induces-an-altered-state-of-consciousness



You sure you want that homie?

I remember reading this, it's so fucking cool/creepy

 

[Turin]

I feel like I'd want to fight him (er, if I had to fight someone). He may be badass, but unless he has the force or something there's only so much you can do when your reach is so much less than that of your opponent.

If he's quick with good footwork, he'll be gutting you before you know it.

 

[Granadier]

Boop

Just don't fuck with people nicknamed The Mountain.

At first he just looks like a super buff strongman lifter. Then you realize he's 6'9 and weighs 390 pounds.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Joke's on you. Staring me in the eyes will lead to your doom.

http://www.sciencealert.com/staring...tes-induces-an-altered-state-of-consciousness



You sure you want that homie?

Our brains do a lot of "guesswork" in terms of constructing a visual image. Our eyes are constantly moving and filling in that image. Staring just lets more imagination doing a lot of the filling in.

A good episode of The Infinite Monkey Cage is on this.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b06zqpcg

 

[PirateKing]

I haven't had Maccas in a few months and oh man i know why people actually get fat now. Tasty as fuck

 

[Chuckie]

I haven't had Maccas in a few months and oh man i know why people actually get fat now. Tasty as fuck

What's Maccas? Same as McD?

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

What's Maccas? Same as McD?

Australians amirite

 

[You Know Nothing]

I haven't had Maccas in a few months and oh man i know why people actually get fat now. Tasty as fuck

McD's breakfast or GTFO.

I really cannot stand their burgers.

 

[Symphonia]

I'd really love to live in America. You guys have so many great food places over there. I mean the individual diners/greasy spoon cafés, not the chain restaurants. You know, the type Guy Fierri visits. Fuck all the KFC and McDonalds joints, although you do have bigger servings of McD over there, I want to taste proper American home comfort food.

 

[Jobbs]

Just slammed my knee into the desk and said "fuck!" pretty loudly, then I did the "what day is it? is my niece here?" math for a couple seconds before remembering that she's at school and not staying here right now anyway. Bullet dodged, but I need to get a handle on that.

I think we're going to find out at some point that David Letterman is a much bigger creep than anyone realized. He could just be.. odd

 

[Halcyon]

I'd really love to live in America. You guys have so many great food places over there. I mean the individual diners/greasy spoon cafés, not the chain restaurants. You know, the type Guy Fierri visits. Fuck all the KFC and McDonalds joints, although you do have bigger servings of McD over there, I want to taste proper American home comfort food.

 

[Granadier]

I'd really love to live in America. You guys have so many great food places over there. I mean the individual diners/greasy spoon cafés, not the chain restaurants. You know, the type Guy Fierri visits. Fuck all the KFC and McDonalds joints, although you do have bigger servings of McD over there, I want to taste proper American home comfort food.

Ehhh

 

[PirateKing]

What's Maccas? Same as McD?

McDonald's basically. Forgot only us say Maccas here.

McD's breakfast or GTFO.

I really cannot stand their burgers.

I customised the burger i wanted with extra Big Mac sauce mmmm man it was good. I wanna bulk now.

Just slammed my knee into the desk and said "fuck!" pretty loudly, then I did the "what day is it? is my niece here?" math for a couple seconds before remembering that she's at school and not staying here right now anyway. Bullet dodged, but I need to get a handle on that.

I've done this a few times and now my niece actually says "fuck" when I say it, I can't stop swearing