Fakepic February 2016 |OT| Fake Harder

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Pretty sure Satan has a hand in that too.

The deal was probably: You can be cute but age, or annoying as fuck but not age.

You can be famous, but your fans will be the kinds of people who only know 5 different colours.
 
I don't have a staff of people who work for me and might be pressured into coming to my fuck room

Don't let your dreams be dreams!

I'm just saying, dude admitted to having affairs with female staffers, but nobody has come forward saying it was anything more than an affair. I don't think someone in his position should be sleeping with female staffers, but I'd hesitate to put him in the same camp as a drug rapist like Cosby.
 
Don't let your dreams be dreams!

I'm just saying, dude admitted to having affairs with female staffers, but nobody has come forward saying it was anything more than an affair. I don't think someone in his position should be sleeping with female staffers, but I'd hesitate to put him in the same camp as a drug rapist like Cosby.

Just looking at him and hearing whta has come out I think there's something off about him. I won't accuse him of being Cosby, but if it turned out he's Cosby or Mini Cosby it won't surprise me at all. Not at all.
 
I can't seem to find anything besides some murky details like the "fuck room".

Oh well. Is there something about Craig Ferguson I didn't know?
 
Later on down the line, yeah, but if I do he or she won't be asked to my fuck room or be raped or anything. We'll just make a game.

A game involve slimy hand kisses and rohypnol-favoured daiquiris I'm sure.
 
It's worth the risk!



Yes, it's a resturant chain here that specializes in ameri-mexican food. The ingredients are fresh and usually e-coli free. Plus lots of nutrition.

1300 cal and 85g protein in a burrito for $8.

That looks pretty good and I'm pretty sure that'd be $16-20 here to buy hahaha food isn't cheap here
 
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Craig Ferguson was pretty funny most of the time. The only late night host I ever really enjoyed.

Then he got replaced with James Corden who can't be funny even though he's being paid for it. Talk about a downgrade. Take him back, UK.
 
Main thing I remember about Craig (I wasn't a frequent viewer) was a skeleton sidekick and a dancing horse and a dancing hot staffer.
 
You know what would be a good meatloaf filler?

Cauliflower! Specifically cauliflower put in a food processor for a second or two.
 
I was thinking carrots too because some recipes do call for it, but I don't know about the texture.

Eggplant might also work.
 
A 'shroom ain't no veggie man! Ain't even a plant!

Well, for this purpose it would work like a coarsely chopped veggie. :P

I have come to hate cauliflower.

What why? I love doing Cauliflower in the style of mashed potatoes!

I was thinking carrots too because some recipes do call for it, but I don't know about the texture.

Eggplant might also work.

Eggplant would be interesting, it would soak up the fat like the shrooms would while also bringing some fiber structure. Never ever used eggplant like that though so I don't know how exactly it would react.
 
What why? I love doing Cauliflower in the style of mashed potatoes!

because of exactly that. its tolerable as a vegetable on its own but it has no real flavor and the squishiness of it doesn't work well to replace the things its trying to replace. reminds me of when people try to use the tofu stuff thats slimy to replace things like meat

basically it doesn't have the flavor or texture of the thing its trying to mimic. it just vaguely looks similar
 
because of exactly that. its tolerable as a vegetable on its own but it has no real flavor and the squishiness of it doesn't work well to replace the things its trying to replace. reminds me of when people try to use the tofu stuff thats slimy to replace things like meat

I dunno, I add some cream cheese and chicken stock and spice and stuff and in the end I think it ends up being better than mashed potatoes.

Otherwise I only use it in Aloo Gobi, which is god tier.
 
I dunno, I add some cream cheese and chicken stock and spice and stuff and in the end I think it ends up being better than mashed potatoes.

Otherwise I only use it in Aloo Gobi, which is god tier.

tbf I wouldn't have nearly the problem if people weren't trying to mimic other dishes. that sounds like it might end up being different enough to try on its own but since people are offering it to be mashed potatoes instead of mashed potatoes rather than some new cauliflower dish.

I had the same problem with tofu and bean based stuff for years.
 
I grew up hating most vegetables because my mom just opened a can of spinach, warmed it up in the microwave then dumped a soggy watery mess on my plate next to the piece of bread.
 
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