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[HP_Wuvcraft]

fuck it

i'm opening the chips

 

[PirateKing]

I like chips

 

[You Know Nothing]

I like chips

But do you mean chips or fries when you say chips?

I'm not sure of the Strayan vernacular.

 

[FUME5]

PirateKing goes both ways, uh, means both things.

 

[PirateKing]

But do you mean chips or fries when you say chips?

I'm not sure of the Strayan vernacular.

Everything that's potato is chips here. We're that lazy

 

[Jobbs]

Would you rather be able to converse with and direct all animals, or be able to speak all human languages?

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I can have sex with people. I don't want to talk to animals.

 

[FUME5]

Fuck, Jobbs has caught a bad case of the Clydes.

 

[Granadier]

Talking with animals would be boring as hell. I'd choose speak all languages.

 

[fengshuifever]

Fuck, Jobbs has caught a bad case of the Clydes.

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

On topic: Speak all human languages of COURSE, I don't wanna be Ma-Ti D:

 

[PirateKing]

Would you rather be able to converse with and direct all animals, or be able to speak all human languages?

Speak all human languages. Easy. Don't wanna hear animals screams of death and understand what they're saying. I like meat too much.

 

[jb1234]

I dunno. It could be fun to be an evil mastermind, commanding all animals to band together and wipe out humanity. I bet the crocs in particular would be assholes.

 

[Jobbs]

"and direct" animals. You can make them do what you want them to do. Any animal.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

"and direct" animals. You can make them do what you want them to do. Any animal.

Humans are animals.

 

[liliththepale]

Humans are animals.

You are what you eat.

 

[FUME5]

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

this is going to lead to lewd places isn't it?

 

[jb1234]

"and direct" animals. You can make them do what you want them to do. Any animal.

This is a family board, Jobbs.

 

[Granadier]

You are what you eat.

Are you advocating cannibalism now?

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)

Prions are fucking fascinating.

 

[Deleted member 10571]

Are you advocating cannibalism now?

i honestly never understood that sentence, except maybe as a quick insult to pig eating people. Nothing else makes any sense >_>

 

[jb1234]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)

Thanks for this.

 

[You Know Nothing]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)

Wow, that's really insane.

 

[Jobbs]

Would you rather live forever and be hated or live an average lifespan and be loved?

 

[jb1234]

Would you rather live forever and be hated or live an average lifespan and be loved?

This isn't even a choice, come on. Living forever sounds like sheer torture in that scenario. Humans need to be loved.

 

[Granadier]

Average and loved. What's worth living for if everyone hates you?

 

[FUME5]

i honestly never understood that sentence, except maybe as a quick insult to pig eating people. Nothing else makes any sense >_>

What?

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Wow, that's really insane.

Now read up on Fatal Familial Insomnia, another prion disease:

Dimitri et al. (2006) reported an 18-year-old man with FFI who presented with psychotic mood disturbances with catatonic features. He developed total insomnia, showed rapid progressive neurologic deterioration, and died 7 months after onset of insomnia. The authors emphasized the unusual and early presentation, and they noted that psychiatric treatments, including medications and electroconvulsive therapy (ECT), worsened the disease course in this patient.

http://omim.org/entry/600072

 

[jb1234]

Now read up on Fatal Familial Insomnia, another prion disease:


http://omim.org/entry/600072

GODDAMNIT, DUDE.

 

[Granadier]

Awesome and scary to learn how our thoughts are just caused by chemicals, and those chemicals can change giving drastic changes to "you".

Who's really controlling you?

 

[FUME5]

Aren't you a barrel of laughs.

 

[liliththepale]

Are you advocating cannibalism now?

I'm advocating for the eating of animals. If we say some meat is off limits due to social mores then I say that meat is not animal. If humans are animals then let's eat them. Since let's not eat them, humans are not animals.

I don't know why I didn't just say that.

Also this commercial doesn't make any sense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR5O_nV2m-Q

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Human is an acquired taste.

 

[Granadier]

I'm advocating for the eating of animals. If we say some meat is off limits due to social mores then I say that meat is not animal. If humans are animals then let's eat them. Since let's not eat them, humans are not animals.

I don't know why I didn't just say that.

Also this commercial doesn't make any sense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR5O_nV2m-Q

That clarifies things. But yeah, that commercial is super odd. I get the point it's trying to make, but it's such a weird saying. If I eat a bunch of carrots I'll never turn into a carrot.

Nutri-Grain bars are pretty shit nutritionally as well.

 

[AcridMeat]

With all the shit that comes out of humans mouths I can't imagine eating them.

 

[jb1234]

I'd eat all of you.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I'd eat all of you.

 

[Professor Beef]

Bah!

 

[AcridMeat]

MMpenny for your thoughts?

 

[LookAtMeGo]

With all the shit that comes out of humans mouths I can't imagine eating them.

If we had to pick which gaffers we would eat first based on their username, I would eat you last.

I think professor beef would be going first.

 

[jb1234]

If we had to pick which gaffers we would eat first based on their username, I would eat you last.

LOL!

 

[Professor Beef]

If we had to pick which gaffers we would eat first based on their username, I would eat you last.

I think professor beef would be going first.

But Acrid is so much more voluptuous than I am

 

[AcridMeat]

I'm probably too spicy for most people anyway.

And that's the edible part of me. I'm like a fugu fish. Probably.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I'm probably too spicy for most people anyway.

And that's the edible part of me. I'm like a fugu fish. Probably.

I want fugu!

 

[jb1234]

I'm probably too spicy for most people anyway.

And that's the edible part of me. I'm like a fugu fish. Probably.

I'd just surround you with tofu. It'll absorb your natural flavors.

 

[Symphonia]

Morning, y'all.

 

[Chuckie]

If we had to pick which gaffers we would eat first based on their username, I would eat you last.

I think professor beef would be going first.

And this guy second!

vvv

Morning, y'all.

 

[AcridMeat]

 

[Josh with a J]

I'm legit at my breaking point with this shit. I don't give a fuck how fucking horrible you feel while pregnant some of this fucking fuck fuck shit you say is over the god damn fucking line.

 

[Chuckie]

I'm legit at my breaking point with this shit. I don't give a fuck how fucking horrible you feel while pregnant some of this fucking fuck fuck shit you say is over the god damn fucking line.

Your girl? Or a friend? What is she saying to you?