Josh with a J
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My girl or else I wouldn't take this shit laying down like a puss. I'm so fucking pissed off.
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My girl or else I wouldn't take this shit laying down like a puss. I'm so fucking pissed off.
Chuckie
Member
Sorry, dude. What's she saying?
That's a bit harsh.
Josh with a J
Member
Meh whatevs. She wants to break up now since I annoy her and she never really loved me.
I'm done lol
Chuckie
Member
She might be having a prenatal depression
Seriously. Hormones are totally fucked up during these times. You really shouldn't take her words to seriously (but you should take the problem very seriously)
Lucian Cat
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How far along is she?
She shouldn't be going super psycho crazy just yet. But my knowledge of crazy pregnancy hormones is limited tbh
Josh with a J
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10 weeks
fengshuifever
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A old friend of mine is an avid Transformers collector and when we were younger, a group of us were over his house and he had 3 bookcases lined with hundreds of Transformers.
We started to think "I wonder if we rotated one of the figures heads in the back row he'd notice" so we just picked a random one, turned its head to the side and sat back down and went on chatting.
He gets out of the shower and starts to talk and just stops.
Within seconds he walks over to the figure, rotates its head back and keeps on talking.
This type of subtle fucking with people interests me. So subtle you're not even sure it counts as fucking with.
Put a penny on someone's counter or something every time you visit and see how long it takes before they bring it up. It could quite possibly end up being a long game, one that takes years to conclude.
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
So some quick research tells me the first trimester is the most mood swingy. After 12 weeks is when it should calm down. Idk how much that helps though.
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
.... and we're at Dolphin Rape Caves.
Dude. Chill. She has a fucking human growing inside of her.
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
It's still not an excuse to treat another person like shit
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Transhuman
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That baby is 25% cooked so lets start talking baby names.
What about Victoria von <lastname> if it's a girl, or Zechariah Aris <lastname> if it's a boy, or Digit Parker <lastname> if they don't have a gender?
What about Victoria von <lastname> if it's a girl, or Zechariah Aris <lastname> if it's a boy, or Digit Parker <lastname> if they don't have a gender?
ThoseDeafMutes
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Otto von lastname
liliththepale
Banned
That reminds me, my friends and I used to hide nickles and quarters all over Disneyland to try and see if they would still be there the next time we went. Most of the time they were swiped of course, but occasionally we got back to our booty before anyone else noticed.
Also, I don't really fuck with other peoples' property in subtle ways. I do heinous shit like move For Sale signs to the adjacent property.
fengshuifever
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Haha aw yeah, there's a moment that you think that they wouldn't pick up on or fall for whatever shenanigans you're planning and when you do, it's a moment of pure giddyness.
I have another story, but it might be better suited to PM, I'm not proud of that moment.
It involves me convincing someone quite literally, that I was a ghost.
I'm not exaggerating either
That's evil
and hilarious haha
I hide items at Target and wait for em to go on clearance.
Also moving a for sale sign is evil, worst sign moving offense I've committed is swapping some peoples' McCain and Obama signs.
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
Disneyland is hella lame. I really don't get pass holders or people who go every weekend.
liliththepale
Banned
That's amazing. I imagine the shelvers must hate you.
It's okay. Pass holders and people who go every weekend really don't get you either.
She's one lucky gal.
Ironic calling someone else lame and using the term "hella" to do it
It legit works
It legit works
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
It's out of the way, up front expense, can't really drink.
Eh, I'd rather go hand out in so many other places.
Twice a decade is good enough for me.
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
I went to Disneyworld last year and it was..... whhhhhhhhhhhhy.
Disneyland is so much better. It's so chill compared to World's worst day.
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
I'd rather go to Six Flags though. At least I can get scared there and not from my wallet draining.
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
Disneyland Halloween is amazing, too, but more-so if you go after you get back from Universal Halloween. Which is downright terrifying.
All we had growing up was Cedar Point... Which.. Well, you could definitely do worse. I've been on the Magnum twelve times. Lost my shoes riding the Raptor.
Incidentally, I read not long ago that someone lost their head looking for their shoes below that ride. Definitely don't do that. Just forget about your shoes.
liliththepale
Banned
The only scary thing at Six Flags is how slow and long the lines are. You can spend all day there and only ride five different coasters.
I remember Cedar Point being fun, but I was eight at the time so it's hard to say.
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
Low probability: You die in a roller coaster, plane crash.
High probability: car accident, fall.
Never been a problem the myriad of times I've gone.
You've gotten around! Everything's fun when you're 8.
I imagine the probability goes way up if you climb the fence and look around below the tracks where the ride flies by at head length... Which is what I'm recommending people don't do.
Josh with a J
Member
You're clearly the coolest
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Transhuman
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liliththepale
Banned
It's true, I've traveled a lot. Though the Ohio trip was because my dad is originally from your neck of the woods. Columbus area. Then they all moved out to Florida or California.
Josh with a J
Member
Lmao <3
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Transhuman
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If you drew a circle around all the places in the world I have travelled, the radius would be less than 150km. Fuck all y'al.
You're the one who's shrugging off your pregnant girlfriends feelings as if they were nothing. So she's calling you names and shit? Man the fuck up. It's her goddamn hormones. She has a fucking child growing inside her. You knew what you were getting yourself in to. If you can't handle it, maybe you shouldn't have got her pregnant in the first place.
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
Um, just all over SoCal and all over the Iberian Peninsula.
I am not well traveled.
I am not well traveled.
You should. It's fun.
That's less than my previous commute. My circle diameter would be 7520km.
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
Hopefully your health issues become more treatable.
Sucks man . I know how hard it can be. Or, at least partially.
Josh with a J
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Anddddd how much experience do you have with this? lol
I'm a parent myself.
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
Can I have a hug?
For you, always.
People are people wherever you go.
This is the one real truth.
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
Not in the middle of the pacific.
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