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I like to secretly place an innocuous object very deliberately somewhere in someone's house and do it in the same fashion every time I go there and see how long it takes them to notice
 
I like to secretly place an innocuous object very deliberately somewhere in someone's house and do it in the same fashion every time I go there and see how long it takes them to notice

A old friend of mine is an avid Transformers collector and when we were younger, a group of us were over his house and he had 3 bookcases lined with hundreds of Transformers.

We started to think "I wonder if we rotated one of the figures heads in the back row he'd notice" so we just picked a random one, turned its head to the side and sat back down and went on chatting.

He gets out of the shower and starts to talk and just stops.
Within seconds he walks over to the figure, rotates its head back and keeps on talking.
 
A old friend of mine is an avid Transformers collector and when we were younger, a group of us were over his house and he had 3 bookcases lined with hundreds of Transformers.

We started to think "I wonder if we rotated one of the figures heads in the back row he'd notice" so we just picked a random one, turned its head to the side and sat back down and went on chatting.

He gets out of the shower and starts to talk and just stops.
Within seconds he walks over to the figure, rotates its head back and keeps on talking.

This type of subtle fucking with people interests me. So subtle you're not even sure it counts as fucking with.

Put a penny on someone's counter or something every time you visit and see how long it takes before they bring it up. It could quite possibly end up being a long game, one that takes years to conclude.
 
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.... and we're at Dolphin Rape Caves.

I'm legit at my breaking point with this shit. I don't give a fuck how fucking horrible you feel while pregnant some of this fucking fuck fuck shit you say is over the god damn fucking line.

Dude. Chill. She has a fucking human growing inside of her.
 
That baby is 25% cooked so lets start talking baby names.

What about Victoria von <lastname> if it's a girl, or Zechariah Aris <lastname> if it's a boy, or Digit Parker <lastname> if they don't have a gender?
 
This type of subtle fucking with people interests me. So subtle you're not even sure it counts as fucking with.

Put a penny on someone's counter or something every time you visit and see how long it takes before they bring it up. It could quite possibly end up being a long game, one that takes years to conclude.

That reminds me, my friends and I used to hide nickles and quarters all over Disneyland to try and see if they would still be there the next time we went. Most of the time they were swiped of course, but occasionally we got back to our booty before anyone else noticed.

Also, I don't really fuck with other peoples' property in subtle ways. I do heinous shit like move For Sale signs to the adjacent property.
 
This type of subtle fucking with people interests me. So subtle you're not even sure it counts as fucking with.

Put a penny on someone's counter or something every time you visit and see how long it takes before they bring it up. It could quite possibly end up being a long game, one that takes years to conclude.

Haha aw yeah, there's a moment that you think that they wouldn't pick up on or fall for whatever shenanigans you're planning and when you do, it's a moment of pure giddyness.

I have another story, but it might be better suited to PM, I'm not proud of that moment.

It involves me convincing someone quite literally, that I was a ghost.
I'm not exaggerating either

like move For Sale signs to the adjacent property.

That's evil
and hilarious haha
 
That reminds me, my friends and I used to hide nickles and quarters all over Disneyland to try and see if they would still be there the next time we went. Most of the time they were swiped of course, but occasionally we got back to our booty before anyone else noticed.

Also, I don't really fuck with other peoples' property in subtle ways. I do heinous shit like move For Sale signs to the adjacent property.

I hide items at Target and wait for em to go on clearance.

Also moving a for sale sign is evil, worst sign moving offense I've committed is swapping some peoples' McCain and Obama signs.
 
I'd rather go to Six Flags though. At least I can get scared there and not from my wallet draining.

All we had growing up was Cedar Point... Which.. Well, you could definitely do worse. I've been on the Magnum twelve times. Lost my shoes riding the Raptor.

Incidentally, I read not long ago that someone lost their head looking for their shoes below that ride. Definitely don't do that. Just forget about your shoes.
 
I'd rather go to Six Flags though. At least I can get scared there and not from my wallet draining.

The only scary thing at Six Flags is how slow and long the lines are. You can spend all day there and only ride five different coasters.


All we had growing up was Cedar Point... Which.. Well, you could definitely do worse. I've been on the Magnum twelve times. Lost my shoes riding the Raptor.

Incidentally, I read not long ago that someone lost their head looking for their shoes below that ride. Definitely don't do that. Just forget about your shoes.

I remember Cedar Point being fun, but I was eight at the time so it's hard to say.
 
All we had growing up was Cedar Point... Which.. Well, you could definitely do worse. I've been on the Magnum twelve times. Lost my shoes riding the Raptor.

Incidentally, I read not long ago that someone lost their head looking for their shoes below that ride. Definitely don't do that. Just forget about your shoes.

Low probability: You die in a roller coaster, plane crash.

High probability: car accident, fall.

The only scary thing at Six Flags is how slow and long the lines are. You can spend all day there and only ride five different coasters.
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Never been a problem the myriad of times I've gone.
 
I remember Cedar Point being fun, but I was eight at the time so it's hard to say.

You've gotten around! Everything's fun when you're 8.

Low probability: You die in a roller coaster, plane crash.

High probability: car accident, fall.

Never been a problem the myriad of times I've gone.

I imagine the probability goes way up if you climb the fence and look around below the tracks where the ride flies by at head length... Which is what I'm recommending people don't do.
 
If you drew a circle around all the places in the world I have travelled, the radius would be less than 150km. Fuck all y'al.
 
You're clearly the coolest
You're the one who's shrugging off your pregnant girlfriends feelings as if they were nothing. So she's calling you names and shit? Man the fuck up. It's her goddamn hormones. She has a fucking child growing inside her. You knew what you were getting yourself in to. If you can't handle it, maybe you shouldn't have got her pregnant in the first place.
 
You're the one who's shrugging off your pregnant girlfriends feelings as if they were nothing. So she's calling you names and shit? Man the fuck up. It's her goddamn hormones. She has a fucking child growing inside her. You knew what you were getting yourself in to. If you can't handle it, maybe you shouldn't have got her pregnant in the first place.

Anddddd how much experience do you have with this? lol
 
Hopefully your health issues become more treatable.
Sucks man .

:(

Can I have a hug?

You're the one who's shrugging off your pregnant girlfriends feelings as if they were nothing. So she's calling you names and shit? Man the fuck up. It's her goddamn hormones. She has a fucking child growing inside her. You knew what you were getting yourself in to. If you can't handle it, maybe you shouldn't have got her pregnant in the first place.

Dude, chill out.
 
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