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[AwesomePossum]

im sick and tired of butthead kasich's shtick

 

[Downhome]

Rubio with his first stutter in his first sentence. Awesome.

 

[kingocfs]

Rubio's text-to-speech software is a little off tonight.

 

[BreezyLimbo]

Marco is choking already

 

[watershed]

John Kasich: America is great and so can you!

 

[Complex Shadow]

drink everytime rub says identity

 

[ctothej]

Is Rubio choking?

 

[Y2Kev]

So now everyone is going super soft.

 

[WarMacheen]

Man, his ears get bigger every debate

So now everyone is going super soft.

Trump only goes hard, there is no other way

 

[hawk2025]

Ronald Reagan in record time!

 

[Dennis]

Roboto!

 

[toadsworth]

RubioBot-3000 Online.

 

[Geist-]

goddammit SlingTV, you're behind everyone else!

 

[Plinko]

Rubio glitching and then the program resorts to citing Reagan again.

Cruz with the cheap Mick Foley pop.

LOL no democrats don't tell you that, Ted.

 

[Lenz44]

Oh, I think I feel asleep while Carson was talking. Maybe I'm still asleep with Kasich. Shoot for the stars!

 

[DrForester]

Did Kacich just "I am America and so can you!" his introduction?

 

[Rayis]

Always invoking Reagan

 

[Paskil]

The apocalypse is nigh guise.

 

[7DollarHagane]

Remarkably quick time to reagan with rubio. this guy really spends his time memorizing his lines.

 

[t-storm]

dafuq kasich?

rubio looks tired and out of it.

 

[Phreaker]

He's handsome but has the largest ears I have ever seen.

 

[Azure Dream]

I can't listen to Rubio now without expecting him to at any second switch into the "Barack Obama" speech.

 

[Velcro Fly]

I hope Trump eats them all alive tonight.

 

[royalan]

Ted - "DON'T FUCK ME, TEXAS"

 

[LowParry]

Rubio with his first stutter in his first sentence. Awesome.

Someone left the robot switch off.

 

[User 463088]

Texas also provided Cruz with an anchor baby...the Canadian slimeball.

 

[A Human Becoming]

lol Kasich you wolf in sheep clothing

 

[adj_noun]

Foley cheap pop for Texas

 

[petethepanda]

was that like a singer saying "hello [town]"

 

[johnsmith]

Is something wrong with Marco Roboto's hand servos?

 

[Advocatus Diaboli]

Man, his ears get bigger every debate

I can't unsee it. They're literally half his entire head. I guess that's his Pinocchio quality.

 

[crisdecuba]

Weak start for Rubio.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

"become" a party that preys on fears

 

[Slacker]

Marco Rubio doesn't want to be the party of fear? Has he heard of Marco Rubio?

 

[Tesseract]

Pig demon speaks

 

[thepotatoman]

Pursue your dreams and maybe you too can have your dreams crushed by a rich egomanical bully like Trump.

 

[CCS]

I feel like Cruz is playing home state REALLY FUCKING BADLY

 

[Tobor]

You can almost see the TelePrompTer rolling behind Marco's eyeballs as he stares into space and recites his speech.

 

[Bowdz]

My anticipatory-erection is surging in the polls.

 

[watershed]

Rubio is such a machine.

 

[Einchy]

So now everyone is going super soft.

Every single debate yet: WE'RE FUCKING DOOMED OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE AND THOSE PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING TO KILL US VOTE ME FUCK ALL OF YOU

This debate: lets hold hands and work this out

 

[Soroc]

Rubiobot at full throttle in opening sequence lol

 

[kingkitty]

trump saying the same thing every time

 

[BitStyle]

Rubio already hitting off his first function:
invokeReagan();

 

[RPGCrazied]

Trump is a broken record. Same ol speech. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

[User 85168]

lmao what kind of democrats would say that to cruz?

 

[Rayis]

Mr. Punchable face

 

[shwimpy]

#notwinning

 

[Ashodin]

Boy I'll tell ya Democrats even love me too

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH RIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTT

 

[XenodudeX]

Crowed already sucking off Rubio. Fucking tired of this bullshit.