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Republican Debate 10 [CNN] Super Tuesday Bros. Melee
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Monocle
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Hey you guys, today I walked into a local cupcake shop with my boyfriend and you'll never believe who we found behind the counter. It was John Kasich! I've heard he's made questionable comments about religious freedom, but he was actually super nice! He served us without a fuss, didn't cringe when I pecked my bf on the cheek, and even said "God bless" as we were leaving.
Anyway, fast forward ten minutes later, when the bf and I are having unprotected anal intercourse in an alleyway next to a preschool. (Cupcake icing is great lube, who knew?) What happened next was truly extraordinary. There I was pounding that prostate like a Tennessee hailstorm, when suddenly, midthrust, I felt a full-body tingle and my pistol went totally limp! I can only assume John had just prayed for me to change my behavior.
Ever since, I've been going as soft as a microwaved twizzler every time I even think about my guy's sugar frosted hole. Thanks John. Thanks for your Southern hospitality, but most of all, thank you for your prayer.
Anyway, fast forward ten minutes later, when the bf and I are having unprotected anal intercourse in an alleyway next to a preschool. (Cupcake icing is great lube, who knew?) What happened next was truly extraordinary. There I was pounding that prostate like a Tennessee hailstorm, when suddenly, midthrust, I felt a full-body tingle and my pistol went totally limp! I can only assume John had just prayed for me to change my behavior.
Ever since, I've been going as soft as a microwaved twizzler every time I even think about my guy's sugar frosted hole. Thanks John. Thanks for your Southern hospitality, but most of all, thank you for your prayer.
Azure Dream
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So, Kasich is that type of religious douche, but honestly, I don't think that's what he meant when he said that. I feel like his point was "If you feel so strongly about their life choices on religious grounds, provide your service anyway instead of denying it, and deal with your feelings about it on your own time."
I mean, that's what many religious people do, even the non-douchey ones. If they feel your life is on the wrong track, they may say a prayer for you. That's just how they think. (The shitty ones say to your face they'll say a prayer for you, meaning it as an attack.) I'd have to rewatch it, but I'm pretty sure he didn't mean "You absolutely should pray for them," he meant, "If you object, that's between you and your god, don't let it get in the way of providing your service."
Defending Kasich feels so gross.
Killing_Joke
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Just finished watching.
1. Fucking loved Trump destroying Cruz. Almost every damn attack backfired and it was glorious. His blank i just shit my pants face when Trump brought up polls and the fake documents was unbelievable.
2. Rubio is getting extremely obnoxious. His stans yelling every 2 seconds was fucking annoying. He didn't shook Trump at all. Even though Trump does repeat himself that wasn't a "got you" moment. No where near the meltdown Chris gave him.
3. Trump won. Rubio and Cruz came off as little annoying brats. Their sponsors in the crowds didn't do them any favors. Trump will finish this massacre with ease.
1. Fucking loved Trump destroying Cruz. Almost every damn attack backfired and it was glorious. His blank i just shit my pants face when Trump brought up polls and the fake documents was unbelievable.
2. Rubio is getting extremely obnoxious. His stans yelling every 2 seconds was fucking annoying. He didn't shook Trump at all. Even though Trump does repeat himself that wasn't a "got you" moment. No where near the meltdown Chris gave him.
3. Trump won. Rubio and Cruz came off as little annoying brats. Their sponsors in the crowds didn't do them any favors. Trump will finish this massacre with ease.
Abinash117
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No, it makes little sense. Even if Bernie didn't dislike Trump he wouldn't.
Veritigo_X
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Someone should change it to Trump and Christie v Rubio.
Mighty Chin
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If anything it needs more frosting.
I saw Trump at a grocery store in South Carolina the other day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, Oh, like youre doing now?
I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but he kept cutting me off and going huh? huh? huh? and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Sir, you need to pay for those first. At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence, and then turned around and winked at me. I dont even think thats a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. After that when he left he said "What a huge fucking mess" and threw a whole row of gum on the floor and walked out.
He said, Oh, like youre doing now?
I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but he kept cutting me off and going huh? huh? huh? and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Sir, you need to pay for those first. At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence, and then turned around and winked at me. I dont even think thats a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. After that when he left he said "What a huge fucking mess" and threw a whole row of gum on the floor and walked out.
RPGCrazied
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What? As much as I hate Trump, I'm having a hard time believing that. You are joking right?
It's a copypasta.
Veritigo_X
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"Trump at a grocery store" gives it away even if you aren't familiar with this one.
RPGCrazied
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From where?
wild wild rice
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No Vic Burger vid yet?
Veritigo_X
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMZXRfuaYWI
Not as good as the last one, but that one was a masterpiece so it's understandable.
wild wild rice
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Nice, watching now. That last one will definitely be hard to top.
RPGCrazied
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Guess I'm being trolled. I'm out.
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